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Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



shiksa posted:

why is the liberal "hypocrite" media making such a big deal about jimbo duggnut calling for incest to be a capital crime when his son was molesting his daughters?

i swear, progressives...

The Only Moral Incest is My Incest

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Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



ham_sanitizer posted:

one family i know had three daughters who stayed at home and didn't go to college after they were 18 because their place was to be taken care of by their father until they were given away by him to a suitor. unfortunately no one was ever good enough for the dad, so he chased every suitor away and they ended up living at home and being NEETs into their late 20s.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was banging all of them tbh

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013




He's been Santorum'd.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Hazo posted:

according to wiki sharia is around 1400 years old so it's far out of his preferred range

1396 years too old for him

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Boo This Man posted:

Why is the presidency such a sought after job for some people? To me, it looks to be a job that sucks rear end.

Narcissism? Megalomania? A misplaced desire to do good?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Am I late for the ? It looks like everyone on Huckabee's latest status is telling him to go gently caress himself, either about the Duggars or him apparently taking money from senior citizens to fund his campaign.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



staberind posted:

https://www.facebook.com/mikehuckabee?fref=ts seems mods are oblivious/asleep atm.

Not quite reaganbook, but amusing none the less.

"I'm a low income person who doesn't have the means to donate to your campaign but I support what you stand for being a Christian man myself.Need some Christianity in the White house."

This should be the Republican motto

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013





Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Darkman Fanpage posted:

what kind of question is that? "how do you think the victims of molestation will feel having their molester called out for being a molester?" jfc

I guess she bought the line that his sisters "forgave him" (not that they had a choice) and thinks dredging up the accusations of his crimes forces them to relive what happened, ignoring the fact that Josh was the one who molested them in the first place and caused this whole mess. The thing is, the justice system doesn't act based on the victim's whims, or Bernie Madoff would have been executed and abusive husbands would be freed from jail immediately after apologetic phone calls to their wives. And Josh didn't limit his activities to his sisters. Did the other girl(s) forgive him?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Does anyone remember that episode of SVU where in the beginning a teenaged girl said she was raped and then it turned out her dad was infertile and had been letting black guys bang his wife so he could have a huge family until she had a hysterectomy so her dad used the guys' sperm to impregnate their daughter with a turkey baster?

Kinda reminds me of the Duggars

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Say Nothing posted:

Two triangle-mouthed freaks and their fuckdolls.



Can't be a Duggar daughter, she's dressed too skanky

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Jonny 290 posted:

wait i just realized that none of the girls are really overweight and i just remembered about michelle's eating disorder history and i just realized that a bunch of these girls probably have eating disorders too because it is EXTREMELY STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY that all of those girls have a bmi as low as they do

look at the guys. soon as they hit 18 they blow up into a weird pillsbury doughboy and all their hair falls out

Is it really that shocking that a patriarchal cult that's obsessed with sexuality would demand that its female members remain fuckable, while allowing the men to let themselves go?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013




Of course the Duggars would use Mac computers

If I was in charge of Microsoft's ad campaigns the next ad I made would be "I'm a PC" *normal looking guy appears on screen* "and I'm a Mac!" *Josh Duggar steps out*

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



I don't know much about the Duggars, are any of their kids disabled? I ask because Michelle looks like she's in her 40s at least and by that age the chance of birth defects is higher. Plus the more kids you have the more statistically likely it is that one of them will have something wrong.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Their last kid was born at 25 weeks weighing only a pound

You would think that would have been a sign that you might want to stop having kids but nope Michelle went to a fertility clinic

http://www.today.com/parents/duggar...ents-2D79685068

Catch?

"We would love more children if God saw fit to give us more, I just want to make sure that I am ready to catch a baby if that would happen"

If God is snuffing out your children before they can manage to escape your clown car of a womb, maybe he doesn't see fit to give you any more.

I'm kind of impressed that they made it to 19 without any confirmed severe health problems. I'm just waiting to hear about that one Quiverfull family where half the kids are autistic though.

Clochette fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jun 4, 2015

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Hazo posted:

well Jim Bob I guess we're supposed to feel sorry that you took your pedo cop buddy's word for it instead of taking the time to learn how freedom of information laws work?

also wow i thought after being exploited by her mom, failing to see through a farcical marriage, and being a real-life example of someone getting run over by backwards abstinence-only sex ed Bristol had maybe developed some sense of humility or moderation but no she's loving crazier than ever lmao
...no? what the gently caress is she talking about? Between this and Lena Dunham conservatives sure have a weird encyclopedic knowledge of obscure sex scandal rumors

also reading these statements never gets old:

Reminds me of when I used to hang out on the IMDb politics forum and people would try to prove that either conservatives or liberals were either by producing a list of serial killers who voted Democrat or Republican. It got to the point where they'd respond to each other with the opposing lists in order to prove... something.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Panfilo posted:

What I'm curious about is this:

Why not take the stance, "He is a horrible pox on our family, and must be Cast Out!" I mean seriously? How hard would it have been to paint him as the 'bad seed' in the family? They could go on claiming they are so righteous, and isolate him?

Make no mistake, if one of the Duggar children comes out as gay/trans that is what they would do. So why rationalize one of their own molesting his own sisters and a family friend?

Their reasoning is this: Josh molested those girls, but he's not doing it anymore (ostensibly) and he apologized for it. Being gay or trans is something you're doing in the present, not something you did in the past and repented for.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Jesus Christ

Some of transcript is out

http://www.people.com/article/jill-...kelly-interview


"but, really, the extent of it was mild – inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."


"but, really, the extent of it was mild – inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."


"but, really, the extent of it was mild – inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."

Can someone who's already taken one for the team and read the police report explain how close this is to what actually happened?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

"there was some hokey poky going on with the police report, some agenda against our family"

The police are notorious for their liberalism

"Darn those police and their agenda for investigating crimes!"

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Jessa says there wasn't any anger there because Josh was "sly" about "copping a quick feel"

wait what

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Fiend posted:

Lot done got Duggar'd

This reads better if you start from the bottom
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=ephebophile

I only had to go down to #2.

"Many perfectly normal people throughout history have been ephebophiles."

I like how the 3rd one isn't so much a definition as it is several paragraphs ranting about the age of consent.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Fiend posted:

Lot done got Duggar'd

This reads better if you start from the bottom
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=ephebophile

I only had to go down to #2.

"Many perfectly normal people throughout history have been ephebophiles."

I like how the 3rd one isn't so much a definition as it is several paragraphs ranting about the age of consent.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



frank.club posted:

she didn't say this

I looked it up and the only results were for News Examiner, Godlike Productions, and some reddit threads. That seems to suggest it's made up, but apparently the interview was only this morning so maybe the transcripts aren't up yet. Even so I can't imagine she would say something that bonkers.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



boom boom boom posted:

I wonder how old a Duggar child is before it can recognize and knows the names of all its siblings.

At some point it's not your child so much as it is a casual acquaintance who happen to come out of your vagina.

Clochette fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jun 6, 2015

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



hepscat posted:

There were definitely Dunham defenders because I remember being disgusted by it.

Like this self-important gawker author.

I think the comparison to Josh Duggar is ridiculous but it's true there were some people bending backward to defend Lena Dunham, the brave voice of her generation.

The one single incident in that article is the most defensible one, but in her autobiography she had other troubling behaviors. She talked her sister into sitting on her lap as much as possible. She talked her sister into makeout sessions and even says she used every trick in a sexual predator's book to do so. She masturbated next to her in the bed.

I remember another author saying since her sister grew up queer, then who are we to put our cishet eyes on these sisters and judge a woman's sexual development?

Lena's sister actually defended her on Twitter. It's really loving weird.



Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



I found this article from last year

Hot Mama! ’19 Kids And Counting’ Star Michelle Duggar’s Wild Past Exposed In 10 Shocking Photos

quote:

She’s always covered up now, but Michelle used to love to flaunt her curves. “Her neighbors used to complain because she’d mow the lawn in a bikini and wear short skirts!” Raymond Yeatman, whose daughter Lisa was a high school friend of Michelle, said. In fact, Yeatman says, “They were always trying to get her to cover up her legs. And so were her parents!” Now, it’s been decades since her thighs have seen the light of day.

Michelle “was a very pretty, very popular cheerleader who definitely dated a few guys before Jim Bob,” Roblee added. “I can’t believe she’s changed so much!” he said. “The cheerleaders and football players all hung out and partied together, and she was part of that group,” Roblee revealed. Now, she’s almost always by Jim Bob’s side.

Don't bother looking at the photos though, the only picture from before she married Jim Bob is her in a pretty conservative cheerleading uniform. Total clickbait.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



The thing is, the justice system doesn't act based on the victim's whims, or Bernie Madoff would have been executed and abusive husbands would be freed from jail immediately after apologetic phone calls to their wives. And Josh didn't limit his activities to his sisters. Did the other girl(s) forgive him?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



PT6A posted:

According to wikipedia, there's Joy-Anna and Jordyn-Grace.

That's even worse!

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Say Nothing posted:

Well, If you don't mind your kid having a chin like an elbow.



Lord of Pie posted:

This is what you get with that level of cousin fuckin'

jim bob
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Somebody Photoshop Jim Bob's face onto those pictures

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



hemophilia posted:

There are a bunch of people who are too narcissistic to hate themselves so they turn all the contempt they should have for themselves onto the entire human race, and internalize it as a decision not to breed. Which, fine, they would have been horrible parents anyway.

Isn't it more narcissistic to breed in hopes of achieving "immortality"/because you want to propagate your genes?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Funky See Funky Do posted:

Are those sort of facial features common in that part of the world or is Josh related to his wife by blood?

Hasidic Jewish communities tend to get kind of inbreedy due to how cloistered they are. That's going to happen to Quiverfulls in the future if it hasn't already.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Axolotl posted:

How come they don't think that it's God's plan to stop them from spreading the word about their faith? They got shut down pretty decisively, I don't think God could be any more obvious about wanting them to shut the gently caress up.

They keep talking about how Michelle gets pregnant because it's "God's plan" even though her last two children were a miscarriage and a premature baby respectively and her next pregnancy risks killing her as well as her unborn child. They just do whatever they want and justify it with GOD'S PLAN but their interest in God's opinion is mysteriously absent whenever they fail at life and have to be bailed out.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Darth123123 posted:

In the video, Josiah's older brother, 27-year-old Josh Duggar, gives advice to him about courting.

Unfortunately, the quality of Josh's romance advice is inversely proportional to the age of the victim, I mean Christian young lady

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Is This Josh Duggar's OkCupid Profile?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Indubitable Leg posted:

I would give so much to be able to witness the convo that's happening at the Duggar compound right now especially between Josh and Anna.

"I could forgive alot, especially when we had the show, I could forgive the kiddy fiddlin'. But HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!?"

The kiddie-diddlin' happened in the past when he was a teenager (I can't believe I just wrote those words unironically) so if Anna bought into the family's rhetoric, he repented, got "help," was forgiven, and (hopefully) never did it again. Cheating in the present day is a little different.

Although I wouldn't be surprised if the Duggar family and their defenders made the same excuses again. It's like playing Whack-a-Mole. You can catch him in the act, but after he makes a show of repenting he'll just keep sinning.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013




Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you?

"Yes"

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013




I kind of want a version of this emoticon with Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my Jim, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my Bob.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Decrepus posted:

He was 15 years young and they were 4 years old so it isn't as bad as it sounds.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Josh Duggar set up a phony Facebook account he used to contact strippers and lingerie models



quote:

Josh Duggar maintained a secret Facebook profile he used to carry on friendships with strippers and lingerie models.

The former reality TV star and anti-LGBT activist admitted Thursday to being unfaithful to his wife after reports showed that he paid for two accounts with the adultery website Ashley Madison.

He also admitted in May to molesting four of his sisters and a family friend more than a decade ago, when he was a teenager.

Radar online reported that the same email address Duggar used to set up the Ashley Madison accounts was used to set up a Facebook profile for “Joe Smithson” — whose friends are primarily women who live in the Arkansas area.

The account lists just a few “likes,” including Miss Michigan 2011 Elizabeth Wertenberger, porn actress Danica Dillon, and the MTV show “The Hills.”

Most of “Smithson’s” 31 friends are young women, including a dancer at Sensations Gentleman’s Club in Arkansas, a lingerie model, and a boudoir photographer.

Only two posts, shared nearly a year apart, are visible on the account’s timeline.

“Working late, but some days just bring that. Anyone else have crazy days?” he posted in April 2013.

“Chillin in the town today. Some days are half full, others are half empty,” he posted in January 2014.

The profile indicates that “Smithson” was posting on the site as early as 2004 — four years before Duggar was married.

The 27-year-old Duggar resigned his position with the Family Research Council, where he spoke out against same-sex marriage, after the molestation was revealed.

TLC canceled his family’s popular reality program, “19 Kids and Counting,” last month.

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Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Was this posted yet?

Duggars 'Still Stunned' by Backlash to Josh's Scandal: 'They Truly Felt People Would Understand'

quote:

When it comes to Josh's "mistakes," parents Michelle, 48, and Jim Bob, 50, "truly felt people would understand and eventually be okay with it," adds the source.

Jessa, Jill, Jim Bob and Michelle have all publicly said they forgive Josh, now a married father of four, and "none of the Duggars think Josh is to blame" for the tremendous fallout, says the source. Instead, it is the officials who released the police records about Josh and his young victims who are the focus of the family's anger.

If I was the Duggars I'd be pretty loving pissed at Josh for crashing that money train.

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