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Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.
i dated a guy once whose family was very conservative and religious. his mom always gave me the creeps because she was super soft spoken and always kept her eyes downcast. she's the spitting image of michelle, down to that 80's hair. anyway this whole incident has reminded me that the guy once drunkenly confessed to me that his mom molested him when he was a kid so michelle's probably in on all of it too.

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Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Lavender menace posted:

Can't we just go back to having straight up freak shows and cut the pretense.

Nah, that poo poo got cancelled.

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Lowtechs posted:

My Jim Bob brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like It's better than yours. drat right it's better than yours. I can teach you. But I have to charge.

My Jim Bob brings all the Jims to the Bob. And they're like, it's Jimmer than Bob. I could teach you, but I Jim Jim Bob.

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.
I was caught
In the middle of molestation
(Jim Bob)
I looked round
Duggarin' 'cause of sexual frustration
(Jim Bob)
My mind raced
And I thought
What could I do
(Jim Bob)
I knew I could blame
Porn stars with big boobs
(Jim Bob)

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.



I didn't realize there was real-life inspiration for that Hardy Boys episode of South Park.

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