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ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015

Pvt.Scott posted:



There's a whole swath of things, including being near menstruating women, that require ritual cleansing.


OK so if we assume several of those girls are nubile, and since they live together their periods are definitely synced... so what happens then? Do they have a "period flag" to know half of the female population is impure? Do they voluntarily go live in a shed? Do they all wear red dresses for the duration?

and more importantly, does Michelle take it in the butt during that time?

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ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015

Ultimate Mango posted:

With the number of episiotomies she has had is there any difference at this point?

probably not.
I bet she can goatse with the best of them

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015

KIT HAGS posted:

They probably just stitched her up like a corset so she can just let it out and take it in whenever she needs.

I can sorta see the point to that

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015
by now, it's prolly like this:

" Jim Bob build up his courage all day. At the dinner table he stares Michelle straight in the eye.
As the kids go do their chores, he tells her.
"prepare yourself woman, tonight we f"
She goes to the bedroom, lifts her skirt, takes her granny pants off and lays in wait spread eagle.
he breathes deeply trying to not think about it.

he walks in he room, grateful it's dark and he doesn't have to look at it. He is brave, a soldier of Jesus. He will soldier on.
He gets on top searches for a bit, tries not to puke.
Sticks his dick in, pumps for 2 minutes, hopes he is in the right place since he can't feel poo poo. The smell is potent and disgusting.
He holds his breath in, thinks of the hottest of his daughters and on the count to 10 releases into... whatever that is.

he gets off her and gets out of the room, goes to the bathroom and pukes his guts out."

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015

dog buttz posted:

Jim Bob takes her panties off with his teeth and wedges his head in there to check for a baby

you mad? she prolly wears 18th century bloomers

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