Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Caption Contest

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The Duggar went down to Georgia, and He was lookin' for a girl to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind. He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young girl juss' lookin' for a man to serve.
And the Duggar jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Girl, I'm your perv."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a Quiverfuller, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you've got some nice permed hair, girl, but give the Duggar his due.
I'll put my pole within your hole 'cause I think I'm the master of you."

The girl said, "My name's Michelle, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the most pregnant there's ever been."

Michelle, rosin up your cunny and birth some little tards.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Duggar likes it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny trailer made of gold,
But if you lose the Duggar gets your soul.

The Duggar opened up his fly and he said, "Lemme grab my log."
And fire flew from his dick as he rosined up his hog.
And he pushed the hog right in that snizz and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of Mormons joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Duggar finished, Michelle said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Quiverfull of chillins'." Run, boys, run!
The Duggars in the house of the Pillsbury Buns;
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Huckabee, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Duggar bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden trailer on the ground at Michelle's feet.
Michelle said, "Duggar, don't you even fret",
I done told you once, Man of My Dreams, I'm gonna marry you yet!"
And she played:

Quiverfull of chillins'." Run, boys, run!
The Duggars in the house of the Pillsbury Buns;
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Huckabee, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What the gently caress

Josh is missing


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happyhippy posted:

How much diddling would a Josh Duggar diddle if a Josh Duggar could diddle Duggars.

Krispy Kareem posted:

All of Jim Bob's kids have J names. All of Josh's kids have M names. So all of Jessa's babies will be named after vaguely fish-sounding S names. Spurgeon Elliot, Spounge Bob, Shrimp Coxtale, etc.

Jill's kids will have I names. Are there 13 I names? Israel, Issac, Indiana, Isabella, Isabelle, Izzy, Ice.