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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Cuck Dynasty

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



McStabby posted:

They don't let their children spend any unchaperoned time with who they are "courting" (Duggars don't believe in dating) until the couple is married. Expect more of this face from the daughters.

i want to court dad duggar, in a stalkerish and earnest manner, and reach out to his kids to tell them "i'd like to gently caress your dad" and see who hooks it up

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



he was doing some Family Research

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



both are girls and my work confirms both have a bagina... i have also confirmed visually them both peeing from their butts

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



no, he had the tool of satan dad

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



for what you rape is what you sow

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



that loving jim bob mouth all over the place

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



oh he courts them alright,.... straight for the streets to court

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



holy lol he must have been busting a lot of tough and brooding crimes to be 35 lookin like a year ole cop lookin like he hitler who woke up w/ male pattern baldness

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



after the heat was off a bit from internal, i duggar up and moved the body to a safer place -- jim bob's collards and peppas garden

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



errant ballsack visible upshorts

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



now a pair of jorts I can see... those are for men

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



welcome to the Please Touch Museum

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



oh no, Mike cuckabee not you too

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



confessing to god and asking for forgiveness = "ah, all better now" is the biggest gayest most frustrating cop-out.

like ok don't answer me truthfully you can always go tell it to your priest i guess hope u feel better

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



PotatoJudge posted:

LF had ... pretty sweet thread[s] documenting . . . millions of inbred[.]

i agree bring back LF

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Mike Cuckabee for Duggar FAMILY President

kick out incumbent Bill Clinton!!

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



to face my shame and seek the path of forgiveness, jesus has to forgive me sometime.

hmmmm nope. that's all i can think of. jesus.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



the clock finally stopped at 19. any further counting will exist in a state of confusion and combustion.

"19 hail marys and you now must be drunk half the morning"

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



mdm posted:

prettty sure dealing with an issue only between the parties involved and using religious principles to come to justice over a civil justice systems is one of the cornerstones of

SHARIA LAW

Where's the birth certificate Jim Bob??

A neighbour came to the gate of Mulla Nasreddin's yard. The Mulla went to meet him outside.
"Would you mind, Mulla," the neighbour asked, "lending me your donkey today? I have some goods to transport to the next town."
The Mulla didn't feel inclined to lend out the animal to that particular man, however. So, not to seem rude, he answered:
"I'm sorry, but I've already lent him to somebody else."
All of a sudden the donkey could be heard braying loudly behind the wall of the yard.
"But Mulla," the neighbour exclaimed. "I can hear it behind that wall!"
"Whom do you believe," the Mulla replied indignantly, "the donkey or your Mulla?

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



fat fuckabee

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Jim Bob

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



please get myth busters on this case tia also Jim bob

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Duggarfaced smile cock crazy girls twistin and twirlin ur cock yeah ughgh

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



she looks up at u and her face has morphed into the jimbobbiest mug u ever fuckin seen... you scream in the theatre as ur finger becomes clenched in its buttpussy... you have been duggared

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Victory

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Rim Bob

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Broken arrow

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Prayer to dedicate this bod to God

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Whiskey Sours posted:

Has anyone said Rim Job yet?

I sad rim bob like two pages ago

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Imm gay

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



The Dug'ee Cult

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



devil went down to georgia he was lookin for a pole to feel
he was in a bind cause his hot behind and he was willin to suck a deal
came upon a young man playin on his diddle and playin it HOT
the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said boy let me tell ya hwhat
you do a pretty good diddle boy but give the devil his due
i'll bet a diddle of gold against your soul cause I think i'm better than you!

the boy said "my name's johnny, and it might be a sin, but i'll take your bet
you're gonna regret 'cause i'm the best thats ever been!

JOHNNY lube on up your hand and play ur diddle hard
cause hell's broke loose in georgia and the devil feels ur parts
and if u win u get this tiny diddle made of gold
and if u lose the DEVIL GETS UR POOOOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEE

*they have a furious masturbation duel, etc, etc*

Fire on the mountain run boys run!
devil's in the house with his fiery cum!!!
his dick held in his right hand "suck on that pole!!!"
"granted that you don't bite
no, child, no"

*jerking duel continues*

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002




hooollly moly that's a spicy meataball

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002




lmbo hahaha

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Jonny 290 posted:

The only university with a degree program comprised entirely of minors

aayyyyyyyy lmbo

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002




the matter is currently on the docket of the Small Claims division of the court

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



The Fattest PI posted:

The stature of limitations has run out get it i said stature instead of statute because they are tiny little child humans

yep you did

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



yeah all you have to do is have sex with a gril, its so easy, ugh

maybe in japan where people are not so shallow

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Angela Christine posted:

It's often much harder on the woman than on the man.

yeah loving right. in todays society, a man must be good looking, have money, a BMW maybe, act like a supreme gentleman to even get to sex... and he must spend moneyand stuff all so these girls do this and ITS EXPECTED and if you dont do it you're a failure and loser...

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