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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


the op posted:

A 2006 police report obtained by In Touch Weekly magazine...

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Casimir Radon posted:

Duck Dynasty retard with his bizarre surprise sex and murder fantasy a while back.

gimme the deets on this please

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Mr. Pumroy posted:

my favorite part is where the point of view shifts from "two guys" to "you"

lmao thanks this is good

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


bonvivant posted:

if abused was not at fault lol

that was the only line to pop out at me at first and i don't even want to read the rest of it because i know i'm gonna get sad

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Ruddha posted:

after this and the lena dunham thing and the support they get im beginning to think theres something wrong with me for only kissing ppl who consented to it and who weren't related to me. im so hosed up

at least you kissed people a little, you're halfway there basically. if you have siblings i guess just hope that they have cool children.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


The Fattest PI posted:

why didn't he just gently caress his mattress like a normal 14 year old boi

that's what he was doing while getting his grope on if my own life experience is anything to go by

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Al Nipper posted:

We're... errr... normal people



awww is that the doggy??

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Alan Smithee posted:

shame too, Huckabee seems pretty chill when he's not idealoguing for the right

i hear this a lot and i've never understood it. i feel like i must have missed some incredible interviews or something because i've only ever seen the guy being hilariously lovely and awful

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Wulfolme posted:

he plays a bass guitar, mang. bassists are always supes chill.


Alan Smithee posted:

mostly him being a good sport on the daily show or colbert

fair enough

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


lol so hes the joker?

wanna kno how i got these scars?
well my father was a jim bob

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


he hosed a fetus and then forced it to abort itself

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


fetus loving is totally normal, totally healthy, happens in every family

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


cumshitter posted:

Oh boy my old timey newspaper just got here. Main headline:

Fetus loving Fundie Father Fingered For Fidelity Failings, Fraternal Fondling Flees Faith Fortifying Facility! Father Furious!

jfc this is magical

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Jack Gladney posted:

What are the odds Josh Duggar is chained to a water heater in the basement getting starved and burned with a hot iron every few days?

the diggers are christians not scientologists

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


what did clapton do?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Pvt.Scott posted:

I dunno, but Layla isn't even a good song. I'm more of a Cream man, myself.

the end of layla is pretty cool, like from the goodfellas

but yeah cream is good poo poo

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


i guess clapton probably hosed a teenager like everyone else back then

weird part is it was the same teenager i think, like every major rock musician from 1965 to 1979 all hosed the same 14 year old girl somehow, she's like a timetraveler

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Pvt.Scott posted:

. Sleeping in separate beds because you were unable to afford beds large enough for two people was surely an issue.

this doesn't make sense tho?? if I buy 2 medium shirts it's gonna cost more than one XXXL shirt, that's just how buying things works. Mattresses work the same way

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.



bob???

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