Duggars: "Incest is Best"

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Picnic Princess posted:

I want to see their list of behaviors that make little kids at fault of being molested.

Actually I don't.

But I bet they have one.

Hey, if they didn't want to be molested, they shouldn't have been playing with those blocks so sexily.

# ¿ May 22, 2015 08:30

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:17

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St. Dogbert posted:

I guess TLC now stands for Twats Loving Children?

Twat-Loving Children

# ¿ May 22, 2015 21:51

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# ¿ May 23, 2015 06:34

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Let's just send him and Levi Johnston into Thunderdome, and see who emerges.

And then GULAG the winner.

# ¿ May 23, 2015 09:58

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swampland posted:

Why can't attractive people be having dozens of kids instead of these weird motherfuckers who posses all the worst traits of whiteness. No one needs more of them.

Would that help? The "most attractive" people often possess the worst kind of traits as well, just from the opposite end of the spectrum.

# ¿ May 25, 2015 03:59

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# ¿ May 25, 2015 08:47

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you irl posted:

what's the code word for when jim bob's boner is too obvious?

Adidas.

# ¿ May 27, 2015 01:26

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Stands for All Day I Dream About Sports.

Wait, do people actually think this is what it stands for?

# ¿ May 27, 2015 04:36

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Why you all so down on ol' JB? He just wants to be part of the long-standing brotherhood where a man has control over a large number of women.

# ¿ May 29, 2015 07:23

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

# ¿ May 31, 2015 04:21

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JazzFlight posted:

well hair keeps focus on your countenance sooooo

They must hate the word 'face' as well, since they constantly refer to it as their countenance.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 22:46

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The Duggar went down to Georgia, and He was lookin' for a girl to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind. He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young girl juss' lookin' for a man to serve.
And the Duggar jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Girl, I'm your perv."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a Quiverfuller, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you've got some nice permed hair, girl, but give the Duggar his due.
I'll put my pole within your hole 'cause I think I'm the master of you."

The girl said, "My name's Michelle, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the most pregnant there's ever been."

Michelle, rosin up your cunny and birth some little tards.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Duggar likes it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny trailer made of gold,
But if you lose the Duggar gets your soul.

The Duggar opened up his fly and he said, "Lemme grab my log."
And fire flew from his dick as he rosined up his hog.
And he pushed the hog right in that snizz and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of Mormons joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Duggar finished, Michelle said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Quiverfull of chillins'." Run, boys, run!
The Duggars in the house of the Pillsbury Buns;
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Huckabee, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Duggar bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden trailer on the ground at Michelle's feet.
Michelle said, "Duggar, don't you even fret",
I done told you once, Man of My Dreams, I'm gonna marry you yet!"
And she played:

Quiverfull of chillins'." Run, boys, run!
The Duggars in the house of the Pillsbury Buns;
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Huckabee, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 02:56

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cams posted:

did you write this cause i want to share it and i wanna know who to give proper credit

Charlie Daniels get credit for the original composition of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia".

Now lets all enjoy this great animated short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uk9IcoQ0w

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 05:23

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Three Olives posted:

They honestly think the word is worse then all the under children he molested and raped as far beyond post pubescent young adult?

Once again, in english this time.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 02:37

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Lord of Pie posted:

Finally a Duggar that pulls out

[/neverendinggifwherethatblackkidlooksrealsmugwhilehisfriendsfreakout]

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 03:41

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basement jihadist posted:

The Dug'ee Cult

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 06:16

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Dugtown & J-Bobs

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 23:44

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katlington posted:

actually everybody read the handmaids tale. its not long and is these peoples end goal

Hey, if you don't like it here in Gilead, you ken' get the fuuuuuck out!

# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 09:52

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Come on TLC

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/matt-amy-roloff-divorcing-little-people-big-world-couple-split-201556

They probably would have stayed together if she had cleaned that house even once.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 22:21

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XMNN posted:

josh has 4 kids already i reckon he could easily clear 20

if none of the kids let the side down that could be 400+ duggars in the next generation

how do you keep track of that many cousins

I hate to quote a movie, but just nuke them all from orbit. Only way to be sure.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 23:45

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Say Nothing posted:

It just kind of looks like Dave Lang now.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 05:33

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Commie NedFlanders posted:

Stop right here.

I think a whole lot of what I'm seeing is people lining up to condemn the Duggars and also other Christians for being sanctimonious hypocrites. I think people are getting satisfaction from someone who claims to have found the truth having just as ugly problems as the rest of us.

Now I understand that many people have had the unfortunate experience of people claiming to use Christianity or Christian values as an exterior to justify at attitude of judging others.

I grew up in the south and unfortunately there's an ugly history of people wrapping up hate in a pretty package. With all of that in mind, I can see how people might think "oh well these people believe they are better than us so it's good to see them suffer in their problems". Here's the thing though, it should be clear to anyone with a passing understanding of Christianity to see that if someone is authentically trying to live a Christian life, they are absolutely not the target of your frustrations.

Christianity is about humility, it's about forgiveness, it's about acknowledging first and foremost that I am a sinner, I messed up, I'm unclean and accepting that and knowing that I have no place to cast judgement on others. It's about the togetherness we find in being alone, unworthy, hell even unlovable in the infinite judgement of God yet still loved and by redemption through Christ we find a way to aim for something better.

I think this whole debacle goes to show that no matter how picture perfect your family seems, everyone has sin, everyone messes up, every single one of us stepped in poo poo. Christians are not above that and there is no Christian justification for behaving as if one is holier than thou.

There seems to be so much of other people projecting intentions and stuff onto this family. I think they have all shown shame, humility,and repentance and I don't think anyone is trying to downplay the significance of this.

It's just not helpful in anyway to anyone (especially the poor girls) to make this into a media spectacle and tear the family to pieces as a way to take a jab at Christianity

So what you're trying to say is it's a poo-poo religion for dumb-dumbs.

Cool, I think everyone is on the same page now.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 01:41

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Hey, you know those guitars that are, like, double guitars?

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 02:03

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:17

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I was just reading a Wikipedia entry on Gypsies/Roma people, and I noticed this entry:

Wikipedia posted:

The mother is considered impure for forty days after giving birth

The Duggars are crazy gypsies and are probably going to steal your car when you're not looking.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 00:47

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