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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
how is this family NOT mormon jesus loving wept

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
^--Waco 2: electric boogaloo

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Moridin920 posted:

the McPoyle's irl

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I love you as god's children but please stay away from us

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
shame too, Huckabee seems pretty chill when he's not idealoguing for the right

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Gatekeeper posted:

i hear this a lot and i've never understood it. i feel like i must have missed some incredible interviews or something because i've only ever seen the guy being hilariously lovely and awful

mostly him being a good sport on the daily show or colbert

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
You can never get the sound of dueling banjos out of a name like that

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

my dad, who grew up hardcore southern baptist but has been pretty much non-religious since the 70s, still brings up weird Blood Libel type stuff about catholics occasionally

Pretty sure he stole sterreotypes that rightfully belong to the Jews...

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

staberind posted:



Neither do I, I suppose.


ugh worst 90s shovelware ever

I'm going back to wolfenstein (gets out box of 11 diskettes)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lol im legit Billy at the end there

you see it took me a while to get it

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Blizzy_Cow posted:

Sacramental wine plus roofie

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
She's playing softball but not like lesbian softball or anything

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
also the only moral molestation is MY molestation

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
why the gently caress is there a statuete of limitation on molestation

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lord of Pie posted:

Sadly being an uneducated hick is a badge of honor in Arkansas lately so the Duggars are right up a lot of people's alley.

One of the local newspaper guys does an editorial every year around graduation time that basically tries to convince kids not to go to school because he didn't and is "successful".

to be fair you can probably become a hick scientist in a hick town

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Maybe they are old fashioned and finding mag drops from the porn fairy. Can you imagine what a magical and whimsical world they just live in

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Darkman Fanpage posted:

yojimbob is probably one of my favorite kurosawa films

joshomon is probably the worst

even the molesto victim doesn't recall being molested

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Idiot Kicker posted:

Shep is just a chill dude :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzV8wrnLfS4

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Code Jockey posted:

and across this gay earth a million loving Facebook Moms nodded to themselves and made that "mhmm, mhmm" sound and shook their heads in some kind of mournful way

We could power the nation with that poo poo but it would probably violate their home owners association and a few petition campaigns

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
duggars shoulda had a child swap with the other captain molesto families that way it wouldnt be incest at least

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Darth123123 posted:

So she didn't ask about Jim bobs position on death penalty for molesters? Wtf

naw dog dbible says if you rape a girl you pay her daddy a shekel and marry her and its all good

complicated since he didnt rape and he cant marry her but you know you figure hsit out

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lord of Pie posted:

Obviously they didn't hire a homo Jew to write their script

yeah it might have had some snappy zingers in it

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Kro-Bar posted:

I was hoping Megyn Kelly would ask the Duggars more about their relationship with ATI and Bill Gothard, but I shouldn't be surprised that she didn't.

cant pitch a curveball at the special olympics

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
let's all say the elephant in the room already, flyover America has no problem with incest as long as they get married but you can't do that anymore now that gay liberals are watching

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Code Jockey posted:

That's a fair estimate of how many Duggar children we haven't seen, trapped in the basement of the compound, the less pretty ones, incest having ravaged their genes

in the corner, a three eyed, horned young man of 14 draws what he assumes a car to look like in the dirt on the floor



they'd call me Jim Bob 200 if they knew the truth

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
jim bob. so what

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Jonny 290 posted:

The only university with a degree program comprised entirely of minors

(no blaks allowed)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
someday cnn will go full holonews

until then we get this

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

boom boom boom posted:



Goddamn, I gotta join the Family Research Council

im straight as gently caress but goddamn if that aint a pretty motherfucker

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
as hosed as that is are we really surprised that is probably happening in the Nailin family

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Jim

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

They're called stay at home daughters for a reason. They stay in the home of their fathers until another man can take authority over them, because according to gothard the man of the house is literally God

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Jim Bob Henson

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

acejackson42 posted:

You know the best thing about these Quiverfull lunatics? They only breed with each other.
And I say let them do it.
You see those weird, hosed up looking inbred hicks in the overalls and such? That's a couple generations of loving sisters and brothers. That's what happens. Literally.
So let them have their hilltop compound and let them gently caress each other senseless every single day. Hell, let TLC film it. Have a special channel that shows them doin' tha thang. Charge $59.99 per minute. Rake in the cash.
And when they finally reach the point where their 'War for God' with their 144,000 happens, well, let's just say that pulling the trigger might be a challenge. And let the comedy that befalls their catastrophically retarded clan play itself out.
Could be the best show in the history.
Imagine it and the Mars One-landing-on-Mars special going head-to-head...

They are like martyrs for the less than replacement rate white race

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Haier posted:



I would love to watch a show about a guy who is the baby daddy to a harem of women instead of one guy with a harem of kids he likes to diddle.

why can't we have a tv show about an upstanding black father like Bill Cosby

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here's who Megan Kelly moved onto



I wonder what his account namei s

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Blizzy_Cow posted:

Snap into a Slim Jim Bob

Molesto Man Randy Savage

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Duggar Dogs piled high god bless

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
poor Megan Kelly, she's probably a double agent like Shep Smith trying to expose dumb people by giving them rope

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