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If you think about it, if demons could penetrate the Fort Knox level of Christian mentality that is the Duggar family us lesser plebs are hosed royally trying to protect ourselves against Satan.
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quote:“If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones. Deuteronomy 21:18-21 So come on Jim Bob, practice what you preach you fake fucks.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:18
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shiksa posted:you think jim bob and michelle kept having kids because they realized how badly they hosed up with the first one? have to craft the perfect dugg, this first draft was garbage. Or to sate his satanistic lust for young poontang. "Quick Jim Bob, he's getting bored of Number 8! Thrust harder!"
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Aug 20, 2015 22:04
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Three Olives posted:Sure I raped my sisters and cheated on my wife multiple times but I absolutely did not look at porn, how dare you. True, but this is from a family so repressed that 'christian side hugs' where the only way of touching when they were dating.
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Aug 20, 2015 22:15
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Siljmonster posted:how do you even crank it out to porn when theres like 100 You first claim that you are researching exorcisms, found some videos of some African pastors exorcising a young white female who has been taken by Satan, repeatedly, in differing positions. And that you need some some private time to watch. And if some jizz hits Number 8/9/10's head during the night, that's ectoplasm.
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Aug 20, 2015 22:26
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Casimir Radon posted:The Duggar house right now: The Duggar house right now has bug eyed Michelle crying in a mad rage that Josh has ruined their finances. Little 17/18/19 will have to enter beauty pagents now to be fed.
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Aug 21, 2015 00:15
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 Shamelessly stolen, not mine. Melmac posted:Mike Huckabee did relentlessly defend him after the raping thing came out which is way worse anyway. Trump isn't playing the religious angle at all atm. He got himself in the mexican/immigration one and is trying to come out on top of that so doesn't need another one to be hit with questions on.
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Aug 21, 2015 01:07
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His two usernames on the site were 'Josh_the_man' and 'ready4thisdc'.
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Aug 21, 2015 01:30
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Who will be the first Duggar to kill themselves? Aside from the miscarried fetuses I mean. Jim Bob. He'll do a Jonestown on the clan but with a shotgun.
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Aug 21, 2015 02:15
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Rollin' and wheelin' Stealin' and dealin', Big Jim Bob Bol Weevil, it's a pleasel It's a pleasel, my weasel, Big Jim Bob Big Jim Bob What's the biggest thing You ever did done see? Big Jim Bob I mean, what's the biggest, biggest thing You ever did done see? Big Jim Bob
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Aug 21, 2015 15:43
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Krispy Kareem posted:What the gently caress does a Satan fortress in your heart even mean? It means he spanked the monkey more than Micheal 'Monkey Spanker' the Mental Patient in the Masturbation Olympics.
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Aug 21, 2015 16:27
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If the internet were around 20 years ago it would have been Jim Bob slipping the sausage. Preferences: Bug eyed submissive brunettes with low IQs and can recite Old Testament verses while sucking.
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Aug 21, 2015 17:43
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skaboomizzy posted:He seems like the kind of guy who takes months or years to get up the nerve to hire a hooker then when he finally does it just cries on her shoulder for two hours I thought that was the normal thing you did with Hookers. Apart from then hitting them with a shovel.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:21
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Jumpingmanjim posted:
PS out the straws and you have him giving the stink eye and she's about to mentality break down.
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Aug 22, 2015 15:54
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Astrofig posted:So apparently Josh Duggar is being sent to 'long-term rehabilitation'. Odds on that the celeb rehab will have porn on its channels and he runs up thousands of dollars in viewing fees. And Jim Bob will start a charity drive to pay for it.
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Aug 27, 2015 19:47
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The only loving way they are going to get back to 19 and Counting levels of money is if Jim Bob does a Chris Benoit, and the survivors sell the story rights.
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Aug 28, 2015 01:36
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:TLC needs to bring back Junkyard Wars. gently caress yes. Did you know the UK version of this was cancelled because it was deemed too 'intelligent' and they wanted more shows for teenage girls that time on a Sunday evening. Man, Scrapheap Challenge and Babylon 5 in a row, good times.
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Aug 28, 2015 01:42
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Indubitable Leg posted:For instance Peter Popoff is still fleecing people now though with debt relief miracle prayers. His wasn't a sexual crime though. And he is relying on foreign markets now more these days, as most do not know he is a con man.
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Aug 29, 2015 16:12
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Krispy Kareem posted:We can look forward to watching Cosby Show next Spring. I hope its the one where he knee fucks the fat kid. 
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Sep 4, 2015 15:10
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Jack Gladney posted:What are the odds Josh Duggar is chained to a water heater in the basement getting starved and burned with a hot iron every few days? With Josh, he probably paid for that at least once in the past.
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Well I don't know why I came here tonight, I got the feeling that something ain't right, I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I'm wondering if Josh will come down the stairs, Jim Bobs to the left of me, Jim Bobs to the right, here I am, Stuck in the middle with Jim Bob.
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Sep 10, 2015 21:34
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Quoth the Jim Bob
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Sep 13, 2015 02:25
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How much diddling would a Josh Duggar diddle if a Josh Duggar could diddle Duggars.
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Sep 18, 2015 23:34
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Decrepus posted:This is my dad and he simulates sex with my mom on the min-golf course, ama. Which of the rest did you Duggar?
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Sep 20, 2015 20:36
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This is also his O face. And his 'Josh you are a loving disgrace, I knew I should have shot you in the barn when I had the chance' face.
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Sep 23, 2015 07:25
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Do you fuckers know how hard and expensive it is to get Josh semen out of diapers these days? Donate all your money to them you cunts.
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Sep 24, 2015 18:48
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Hooded Reptile posted:
Hopefully they will bleep out any mention of Josh, so all events they film with public random strangers will be like a NWA video on MTV.
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Sep 27, 2015 19:01
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WescottF1 posted:She couldn't think of a way to discreetly get a pic of him though. Missed a few hundred dollars, papers and magazines would have went ape poo poo for that.
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Sep 27, 2015 19:32
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With 19 kids I am not surprised they home birth them. Surely their insurance providers would get a bit fucky having to cover 19 births.
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Oct 4, 2015 23:42
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Then again who the gently caress says you need a course to go missionaring around the world? Sounds like the Southern Baptist Convention want a part of the money pie the con-Duggars are doing.
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Oct 8, 2015 13:06
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'Video Production' = filming little sisters for private watching later.
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Oct 10, 2015 23:12
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Also love how Michelle's 'office' is in a useless area. Jim Bob is literally seconds from the kitchen or living room, Michelle is soley there to prevent Josh from getting to the Girl's Room.
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Oct 14, 2015 20:38
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gameFAQsspinoffETI posted:Like what the gently caress even is an industrial kitchen? I assume a commercial kitchen is what you see in a restaurant, right? Do they literally have a kitchen worthy of a Tyson plant or a cruiseliner? 21 meals every meal time. 3 times a day. Can't do that poo poo on a 4 hob cooker, one oven, and a normal fridge.
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Oct 15, 2015 03:42
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Jack Gladney posted:What are his criteria for kids turning out ok? Dog torture and hideous hyper-obesity are off the table as deductions, I presume. I'm hoping he'll turn into another Fred Phelps, recluse himself and ex-communicates them one by one for stupid poo poo like not bringing a cup of tea fast enough.
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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/busted-duggar-familys-homeschool-program-sued-for-sexually-abusing-minors/quote:The Institute in Basic Life Principles, (IBLP) the homeschooling program used by the Duggar family, was accused of covering up sexual assault against underage girls in a lawsuit filed on Tuesday, the Washington Post reported. Dugger Diddling Debacle Dives Deeper as Duggar School Discovered Diddling Devotees! Jim Bob!
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Oct 23, 2015 16:18
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Rambling Robot posted:I feel so sorry for Not sure if the dates are their ages or when Josh Duggared them.
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Oct 24, 2015 21:57
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empty sea posted:I don't understand how going to fertility doctors to keep getting pregnant is in line with god's will, pretty sure at some point she's going to have to stop crapping out kids or die. Nah. 20-25 will be increasingly smaller fetuses, 26-30 will be implanted into 1-10's wombs until gestation. This will start the repeating cycle of the Duggar population explosion, when they harvest Michelle's eggs and Jim Bob's little swimmers and start turkey basting the kids every year to continue God's Will.
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To be honest I have never watched a single second of The Duggars. So you can imagine how  I had when I just saw this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae2zZLwJEXo But then all was good, there is a special guest we all know giving advise to Josiah at the end.
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Oct 26, 2015 00:37
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This looks recent, Hovind's prison haircut is hiding how bald he got while inside. In this one pic you have one family trying to scam the other out of money. Guess which one.
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TheOneOutside posted:How the gently caress did I not notice that all of their kids have a name starting with "J" before? And they also end on Josh's dick.
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