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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Jumpingmanjim posted:

According to the data, Josh Duggar was paying Ashley Madison in order to find an extramarital partner for the following acts:

“Conventional Sex,” Experimenting with Sex Toys,” One-Night Stands,” “Open to Experimentation,” “Gentleness,” “Good With Your Hands,” Sensual Massage,” “Extended Foreplay/Teasing,” “Bubble Bath for 2,” “Likes to Give Oral Sex,” “Likes to Receive Oral Sex,” “Someone I Can Teach,” “Someone Who Can Teach Me,” “Kissing,” “Cuddling & Hugging,” “Sharing Fantasies,” “Sex Talk.”

And here are the turn-ons that he offered up in service of finding a compatible person other than his wife with which to engage in those acts:

“A Professional/Well Groomed,” “Stylish/Classy,” “Casual Jeans/T-shirt Type,” “Muscular/Fit Body,” ”Petite Figure,” “Tall Height,” “Short Height,” “Long Hair,””Short Hair,” “Girl Next Door,” “Naughty Girl,” “Sense of Humor,” “Imagination,” “Creative and Adventurous,” “Relaxed and Easy Going,” “Aggressive/Take Charge Nature,” “Confidence,” “Discretion/Secrecy,” “A Good Listener,” “Good Personal Hygiene,” “Average Sex Drive,” “High Sex Drive,” “Dislikes Routine,” “Has a Secret Love Nest,” “Disease Free,” “Drug Free,” and “Natural Breasts.”

The desperation on this one "average sex drive, high sex drive, tall, short, stylish, jeans & a t-shirt" But I'm glad he's only after natural titties. You don't even need to be an evangelical to know silicon an abomination before God.

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
How old are Josh and Anna's kids? How old were his sisters when he raped them, 5 or 6? If I were on the jury that was deciding the Anna Duggar burning mattress case, I wouldn't convict.

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