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[srs posts only] [whoa --neo from matrix] ok as we all know i am gay retard. bbut wtf is the point of an apple (lol) or sarnsung (lmao) watch... like wat do they do... wikipedia is regrettably quiet on this subject other than saying teh os's... and all my news comes from jimbo wales ... but thats besides the pint so: what can you do with these watch contraptions? and also what is the point plz explain 2 me why u would buy a watch that allows you to strangle the bloodflow to ur fat arm and call donkey /* from shrek */
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impress waitresses so they suck my cock behind the dumpster outside the kitchen
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May 25, 2015 02:25
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has anybody built a controller to turn some tablet or bigphone into a pipboy like no touchscreen just a bunch of 3 way switches and a selection wheel
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May 25, 2015 02:29
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Smythe posted:impress waitresses so they suck my cock behind the dumpster outside the kitchen what's the deal with nerds and waitresses? (srs answers only)
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May 25, 2015 02:29
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Symbolic Butt posted:what's the deal with nerds and waitresses? (srs answers only) they are paid to be polite and flirty for tips and theyre the only positive interpersonal interactions many goons get on a day-to-day basis
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May 25, 2015 02:31
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Symbolic Butt posted:what's the deal with nerds and waitresses? (srs answers only)
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May 25, 2015 02:31
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Smythe posted:impress waitresses so they suck my cock behind the dumpster outside the kitchen do u have any particular restaurants to recommend
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May 25, 2015 02:32
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makes sense, thanks for the answers guys
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May 25, 2015 02:33
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du -hast posted:do u have any particular restaurants to recommend the alcove
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May 25, 2015 02:33
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who cares not like I'll ever anyone wearing one
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May 25, 2015 02:33
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to tell the time, op
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May 25, 2015 02:33
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angry_keebler posted:has anybody built a controller to turn some tablet or bigphone into a pipboy like no touchscreen just a bunch of 3 way switches and a selection wheel yes idk op some gps watches for hiking and poo poo seem cool
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May 25, 2015 02:34
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OldAlias posted:idk op some gps watches for hiking and poo poo seem cool that's not a smart watch that's a gps watch
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May 25, 2015 02:35
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ok
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May 25, 2015 02:36
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ok i appreciate y'alls input... but why should i buy a smart watch.... lets say i am browsin on a dank 6.5 figs... whats the point? i mean if u use it to get bitches, lol, i got a six-pack and am seven ft tall, like i need help
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May 25, 2015 02:38
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a gps watch and one of those gps emergency fobs shits and you'd be safe as gently caress
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May 25, 2015 02:38
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lol yeah if im stranded a watch with 6 hrs battery life is the best option rather than my phone that has gps which i can get like 24 hours out of.... try again
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May 25, 2015 02:39
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im actually srsposting on a funy computer forum... like ok u can check ur heart rate... and the time.... but wtf is the point other than that..... like what can it do that my phone cant or w\e... i want to look cool but i wat to also be functional ('m'lady')
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May 25, 2015 02:42
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the point of one is sales and profits
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May 25, 2015 02:47
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even apple haters have to admit that apple does one thing bette than anybody - make imperial boat loads of fuckin money. you axe the point of the apple watch? I tell you - inflating cremnob's share value
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May 25, 2015 02:48
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lol at the 'sheeple' that worship apple... apple: founders: stebe jobs (child molester), stebe wazniak (stinky sperg) goals: to sell a system that is elegant but worthless. to sell a bentley with a yugo motor pros: for like 8x as much as a normal computer u cna have a pretty thing (and, i grudgingly admit) well made OS cons: stebe molested children. apple literally cheates u. actual cost for iphone is like $9... plus 1000% and u but it  : but its the worlds most advanced operatign systemany noral human: lol gently caress u bithc, i got an alienware
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May 25, 2015 02:57
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you need to know the time but you don't have the time or energy to drag your phone out of your pocket because you are a high powered successful business man or lady and you just can't afford the time it takes, and where is your phone even anyway, it must be nearby because your watch still works. does it? oh poo poo does it still work? where is your phone? poo poo
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May 25, 2015 02:57
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du -hast posted:lol at the 'sheeple' that worship apple... i think you'll find that os is a pos
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May 25, 2015 04:01
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i think ull find a gallon of rms' sperms in a garbage can, when ur walking home from ur cj job... rms {confirmed} doesnt jack offf but wet dreams it (lmfao if uve ever had a wet drea... r u too dumb to figure out how to beat it.... well if u need help, youtooba for saturnday night live masturbation janet reno.. the place rms dumps his sperms: your mom
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May 25, 2015 04:05
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Dr. Honked posted:you need to know the time but you don't have the time or energy to drag your phone out of your pocket because you are a high powered successful business man or lady and you just can't afford the time it takes, and where is your phone even anyway, it must be nearby because your watch still works. does it? oh poo poo does it still work? where is your phone? poo poo
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May 25, 2015 04:15
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to become a mindless schedule follower that could plan out days down to the minutes, gotta min max my life bro
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May 25, 2015 04:36
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May 25, 2015 04:38
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*looks at post* Nailed it.
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May 25, 2015 04:38
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ok... the results are in every1 that posted here (and all the lurkers out there.... big daddy aint forget u) failed to come up w\ a reasonable use of the iwatch\\korea timemaker gentlemen i dont take this lightly when i say that you are the finest minds a man can offer: a deece six and a half figgies; programming knowledge (putting u above cjs like myself, a gay human being who wishes only to hail satan), ability to break firefox/  with ur scrub tier 'extensions' (lol more like excretions), and above all, the wisdo of the elders (jonny269 im lookin @ u)... i find that i m enlightened by this...overall it turns out that 'wearable electronics [ie loving appl/sarnsung watches' dont do anything worthwhile pls feel free & encouraged to post why u would get one
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May 25, 2015 04:42
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worlds most advanced watch op
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May 25, 2015 04:50
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ok mr pram in this we agree, but what do u use it for like i am seriously asking what a loving wearable smartwatch can do. can it go to goatse.ru (my homepage)? can it play buckwheat groats on ewetube? this is v. important...... if u cant see the goatman then what is the point
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May 25, 2015 04:52
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umm.. to dampen the nihilistic horror of 21st century life with another premium techno bauble? in addition: to signal your class and status effortlessly
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May 25, 2015 04:55
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awful apk updated and I'm so confused there's no point to smatwatch and only idiots like neonbregna are broken enuf to want one op
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May 25, 2015 07:26
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the os on them is a pieve of poo poo
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May 25, 2015 07:27
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when i worked for nike i didn't mind wearing the fuelband they gave me for being on the nike+ team, but i didn't buy an watch because it just doesn't seem that interesting/important yet. it's like how you could easily buy ipads for every room of yr house yet own 0 (lol if u ipad)
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May 25, 2015 11:52
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just imagine, op: everyone in the boring rear end meeting thinks you're checking the time but really you're catching up on the Current Job Status of your favorite yosposters. that's the future. that's apple watch
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May 25, 2015 13:07
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https://vine.co/v/eZTQQd0q35O
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May 25, 2015 13:10
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as a proud Watch owner there is none. its silly as hell.
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May 25, 2015 14:57
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tim cook or jony ive or one of those dorks said something about how they noticed even the apple executives were slaves to their iphones always checking them all the time and so they created the F8FF watch as a gift to humanity and liberate us from the tyranny of our smartphones by making people instead enslaved by some tiny pos screen that you can't even do anything useful on
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