- Big Bowie Bonanza
- Dec 30, 2007
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please tell me where i can date this cute boy
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oh my sister knows everyone
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- ziasquinn
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Fallen Rib
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your mom, OP
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May 27, 2015 03:17
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- Windows 98
- Nov 13, 2005
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Can't post for 26 minutes!
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Swiped right into her pants
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May 27, 2015 03:18
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- WalletBeef
- Jun 11, 2005
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Swipe left thread, noooooo
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May 27, 2015 03:21
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- Tricky D
- Apr 1, 2005
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I love um!
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I visited my mother’s house quite often in the Autumn. To my extreme rage, I discovered that my
sister now had a boyfriend, and that she had lost her virginity. She had casually “dated” boys in the past,
but never to the serious extent that she did with this one. This one was a half White, half Mexican
named Samuel, and I immediately took an intense disliking to him when I was first introduced to him. He
seemed like the typical obnoxious slob that most young girls are sexually attracted to. Georgia invited
him to my mother’s house all the time, and it angered me to watch him lurking about, eating my
mother’s food and drinks, and making use of my mother’s house. He was freeloading off my mother,
and she didn’t even realize it.
I eventually grew to hate him after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one
day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina
through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my
sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me
of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My
sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger
age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive
a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.
My sister even showed me a picture of one of his ex-girlfriends, a pretty brunette white girl. My
hatred towards him only intensified after that. I refused to speak to him whenever he came over, and I
constantly pestered my mother to ban him from the house, but she refused to heed my demands. Even
worse, she constantly talked about him admiringly. He reminded me of Leo Bubenheim, a typical
obnoxious boy who has been able to experience a great sex life from a young age. An enemy had now
infiltrated the household of my mother, the one place in the whole world where I’ve always sought
refuge from injustice. Things were getting too out of hand.
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May 27, 2015 03:22
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- iroguebot
- Feb 15, 2001
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Nerf this!
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I visited my mother’s house quite often in the Autumn. To my extreme rage, I discovered that my
sister now had a boyfriend, and that she had lost her virginity. She had casually “dated” boys in the past,
but never to the serious extent that she did with this one. This one was a half White, half Mexican
named Samuel, and I immediately took an intense disliking to him when I was first introduced to him. He
seemed like the typical obnoxious slob that most young girls are sexually attracted to. Georgia invited
him to my mother’s house all the time, and it angered me to watch him lurking about, eating my
mother’s food and drinks, and making use of my mother’s house. He was freeloading off my mother,
and she didn’t even realize it.
I eventually grew to hate him after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one
day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina
through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my
sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me
of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My
sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger
age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive
a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.
My sister even showed me a picture of one of his ex-girlfriends, a pretty brunette white girl. My
hatred towards him only intensified after that. I refused to speak to him whenever he came over, and I
constantly pestered my mother to ban him from the house, but she refused to heed my demands. Even
worse, she constantly talked about him admiringly. He reminded me of Leo Bubenheim, a typical
obnoxious boy who has been able to experience a great sex life from a young age. An enemy had now
infiltrated the household of my mother, the one place in the whole world where I’ve always sought
refuge from injustice. Things were getting too out of hand.
cucked lol
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May 27, 2015 07:35
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- Corn Glizzy
- Jun 28, 2007
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I visited my mother’s house quite often in the Autumn. To my extreme rage, I discovered that my
sister now had a boyfriend, and that she had lost her virginity. She had casually “dated” boys in the past,
but never to the serious extent that she did with this one. This one was a half White, half Mexican
named Samuel, and I immediately took an intense disliking to him when I was first introduced to him. He
seemed like the typical obnoxious slob that most young girls are sexually attracted to. Georgia invited
him to my mother’s house all the time, and it angered me to watch him lurking about, eating my
mother’s food and drinks, and making use of my mother’s house. He was freeloading off my mother,
and she didn’t even realize it.
I eventually grew to hate him after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one
day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina
through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my
sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me
of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My
sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger
age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive
a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.
My sister even showed me a picture of one of his ex-girlfriends, a pretty brunette white girl. My
hatred towards him only intensified after that. I refused to speak to him whenever he came over, and I
constantly pestered my mother to ban him from the house, but she refused to heed my demands. Even
worse, she constantly talked about him admiringly. He reminded me of Leo Bubenheim, a typical
obnoxious boy who has been able to experience a great sex life from a young age. An enemy had now
infiltrated the household of my mother, the one place in the whole world where I’ve always sought
refuge from injustice. Things were getting too out of hand.
This is deeply troubling
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May 27, 2015 07:51
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- Testikles
- Feb 22, 2009
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I honestly don't get why he didn't just hire a prostitute. He was willing to spend stupid money on cars to attract them, why not just cut the middleman?
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May 27, 2015 08:07
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- JakeP
- Apr 27, 2003
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Lipstick Apathy
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lol if u still use tinder
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May 27, 2015 08:31
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- Alan Smithee
- Jan 4, 2005
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A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.
Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
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Lol if you aren't lookign for nsa genital smashing on Craigslist
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May 27, 2015 09:14
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- Calbiyum
- May 18, 2015
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Someone buy me tinder premium I spent all my money signing up for these forums
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May 27, 2015 09:19
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- McSpergin
- Sep 10, 2013
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I visited my mother’s house quite often in the Autumn. To my extreme rage, I discovered that my
sister now had a boyfriend, and that she had lost her virginity. She had casually “dated” boys in the past,
but never to the serious extent that she did with this one. This one was a half White, half Mexican
named Samuel, and I immediately took an intense disliking to him when I was first introduced to him. He
seemed like the typical obnoxious slob that most young girls are sexually attracted to. Georgia invited
him to my mother’s house all the time, and it angered me to watch him lurking about, eating my
mother’s food and drinks, and making use of my mother’s house. He was freeloading off my mother,
and she didn’t even realize it.
I eventually grew to hate him after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one
day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina
through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my
sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me
of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My
sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger
age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive
a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.
My sister even showed me a picture of one of his ex-girlfriends, a pretty brunette white girl. My
hatred towards him only intensified after that. I refused to speak to him whenever he came over, and I
constantly pestered my mother to ban him from the house, but she refused to heed my demands. Even
worse, she constantly talked about him admiringly. He reminded me of Leo Bubenheim, a typical
obnoxious boy who has been able to experience a great sex life from a young age. An enemy had now
infiltrated the household of my mother, the one place in the whole world where I’ve always sought
refuge from injustice. Things were getting too out of hand.
Oh are we re starting the sam sperglord thread?
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May 27, 2015 09:33
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- concerned mom
- Apr 22, 2003
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by Lowtax
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Grimey Drawer
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lol if u still use tinder
whats the new tinder? Like actually talking to girls cause screw that
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May 27, 2015 09:42
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- Alan Smithee
- Jan 4, 2005
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A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.
Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
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whats the new tinder? Like actually talking to girls cause screw that
snapchat
you both have seconds to get off and then it's just a fleeting memory
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May 27, 2015 10:05
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- Calbiyum
- May 18, 2015
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right as women are driving into automatic carwashes jump into their passanger seat and show them how amazing you are
bring a scrapbook or something if you don'w want to actually talk
ill do this 1
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May 27, 2015 10:13
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- moron izzard
- Nov 17, 2006
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Grimey Drawer
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g00d phone choice - the tinder app for wp doesn't have the swipe limit and has had location change for the past year.
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Jun 3, 2015 17:45
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- Cursed Lumberjack
- Nov 14, 2006
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A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
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I honestly don't get why he didn't just hire a prostitute. He was willing to spend stupid money on cars to attract them, why not just cut the middleman?
ummm hello he was fed a lie by an unjust world that misled him about his sexual marketplace value
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Jun 3, 2015 17:52
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- quakster
- Jul 21, 2007
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by FactsAreUseless
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you can tell it's by a legit crazy person because of the weird line breaks
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Jun 3, 2015 18:04
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- Fishy Joe
- Apr 19, 2005
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Eat at Fishy Joe's
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elliott rodgers wasnt even good at warcraft what a bitch im glad hes dead
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Jun 3, 2015 18:40
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- gary oldmans diary
- Sep 26, 2005
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i have such sights to show you
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Jun 3, 2015 18:48
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- Khorne
- May 1, 2002
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I honestly don't get why he didn't just hire a prostitute. He was willing to spend stupid money on cars to attract them, why not just cut the middleman?
He would have written it off with some hilarious passage like this one that I just made up: "She pretended to give me the attention I deserved. It was all fake. Just another vapid act of pity in exchange for money. This woman didn't care for me. I drive a bmw, I have my own expensive apartment, and I wear designer clothes that the men she liked could only dream of owning. How could she turn me down when I asked her out after? I tipped her fifty-percent and that is how she repays me. Rejection. Even a lowly prostitute had no interest in dating me. It was the ultimate rejection. She drew the final straw. All women must pay for the injustice they've shown me."
blablabla, holy gently caress it is hard to write like him.
Khorne fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jun 3, 2015
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Jun 3, 2015 18:54
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- GrrrlSweatshirt
- Jun 2, 2012
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they should call it winder since its an epic win hhaha
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Jun 3, 2015 19:14
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- Putty
- Mar 21, 2013
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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meat grindr
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Jun 3, 2015 19:16
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- mgrif
- Jun 27, 2005
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Bunnee is delightful and haunts my dreams.
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meth mouth and extreme obesity
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Jun 3, 2015 19:17
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- Speleothing
- May 6, 2008
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Spare batteries are pretty key.
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