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byob politician being asked to justify budget cuts: knife to meet you

# ? May 28, 2015 20:04

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:55

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

They don't do any politicking, they just spew campaign slogans and talk about themselves endlessly

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# ? May 28, 2015 21:11

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

gently caress the budget and wars and all that poo poo, here have some weed

# ? May 28, 2015 21:18

i am he

Qwerinty posted:

They don't do any politicking, they just spew campaign slogans and talk about themselves endlessly

# ? May 28, 2015 21:19

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

politician: I need time to consult my advisers *opens BYOB and makes thread*

# ? May 28, 2015 21:20

i am he

We need to strengthen the middle class's jaws. You see this mark? Ya, a horse kicked me, right in the jaw. No no, it didn't affect my brain. But the mark is so hosed up right? Ya you can tell its a hoof. It's like imprinted or something. Holy poo poo that reminds me. You ever use google maps?

# ? May 28, 2015 21:22

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

i am he posted:

We need to strengthen the middle class's jaws. You see this mark? Ya, a horse kicked me, right in the jaw. No no, it didn't affect my brain. But the mark is so hosed up right? Ya you can tell its a hoof. It's like imprinted or something. Holy poo poo that reminds me. You ever use google maps?

I miss sid and wish he had sent me a signed printout of his google maps cameo.

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# ? May 28, 2015 21:29

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

gives a speech with a lot of good campaign promises but they're all at like three levels of irony

# ? May 28, 2015 21:42

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

a pot in every chicken.

(it's just some old pot, there's no chicken)VOTEFORME

ty bacalou!

# ? May 28, 2015 21:43

tao of lmao

i am he posted:

We need to strengthen the middle class's jaws. You see this mark? Ya, a horse kicked me, right in the jaw. No no, it didn't affect my brain. But the mark is so hosed up right? Ya you can tell its a hoof. It's like imprinted or something. Holy poo poo that reminds me. You ever use google maps?

lol

I promise to keep you all safe, as I will have satellite footage of your homes.

# ? May 28, 2015 21:53