UFC June - Mexican Vacation, Urine Assimilation, and Pants Defecation

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POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

that's really cool. I sincerely hope he styles on Aldo for the same reason I like Anthony Pettis. I really don't care what he says if he keeps doing cool poo poo.

man I just remembered Pettis got steamrolled and now I'm sad.

POTATO IN MY ANUS fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jun 2, 2015

# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 22:23

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 03:37

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I cant remember a single thing pettis has said other than when he threw dagestanley's injury joke back at him. Which was cool.

I do remember when he stuffed his yoga pants and pranced around for the tuf ladies though.

Also cool.

only thing I said was that Pettis does cool poo poo in fights.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 23:35

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Yah

Not trying to be combative, just made me try to think of any actual spoken statement pettis has made that registered at all.

I misread you then, sorry. I can't really recall him showing much personality but I also skipped that season of TUF which would have probably helped a little bit.

edit: it's settled. Pettis is milquetoast

POTATO IN MY ANUS fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jun 3, 2015

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 01:52

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

theradiostillsucks posted:

Any decent MMA podcasts? I've liked the few JRE shows I've listened to with actual fighters.

I think Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaubs podcast is fun once you get past the whole Schaub being a dingus thing.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 02:29

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

actually that's not fair Schaub has been okay recently. he's growing on me.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 02:41

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Ebersole retired

meh

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 04:01

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

oh boy I thought I missed the local fighter talk.

the only person we have around here is Matt Brown I believe. never seen him though. Columbus is a decent sized town.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 18:17

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Dayton claims Matt Brown because he is from Xenia

gently caress Dayton he trains here.

I think.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 21:00

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

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the gently caress am I looking at

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 03:23

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

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1st AD posted:

lol Werdum is killing this press conference

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 06:38

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

God drat leave Cain alone he understands that he hosed up.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 06:40

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

great, I'm the 'suck my own dick' guy now.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 01:58

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

23 year old man. just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 13:16

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Once you get it down you'll be seeking out TUF Brazil prelims to toxx yourself on and going whoops guess I gotta suck my own dick again.

why are you so sure this isn't the case already

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 22:45

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

that's funny I guess

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 18:07

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

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EmmyOk posted:

I just watched Palelei/Krylov, good lord I have never seen people so tired.

have you seen Alexander Houston vs Kimbo? is encourage you to look it up.

edit: god dammit who changed my avatar

POTATO IN MY ANUS fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jun 18, 2015

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 16:06

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

don't watch fights

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 19:01

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

how bad was the beating I missed it

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 23:46

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

just watched a highlight reel :barf:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2015 00:14

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

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Memento posted:

Got a link? Unless it was on TV I guess.

http://streamable.com/aadw from reddit

# ¿ Jun 21, 2015 03:10

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

I'd assume that varies from venue to venue

# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 15:54

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Le Saboteur posted:

Do you think if Max Holloway beats Charles Oliviera at FN 74 he should get another shot at Conor, champion or not? Holloway has been on quite a tear lately and I'd like to see that fight again as it seems he has improved a ton.

I already think he deserves it for styling on Cub.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 16:47

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

my main man machida is going to pick Romero apart how is this a discussion I'll suck my o-

# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 16:50

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Gregor Samsa posted:

Just want to point out that the go-to for this fight is pissing in your own mouth.

that's much more do-able. I mean I'm going to pass but that's reasonable.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 18:41

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

you gotta be loving kidding me.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 20:12

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

DoombatINC posted:

It's really funny that this happened, guys

the gently caress it is.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 20:43

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

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Bubba Smith posted:

I'm happy with both of those matches and I think it's an overall improvement to the card. Hathaway vs Gunnar to me was whatever, now you have a really explosive striker Thatch fighting the slow-as-poo poo starting grappler Gunnar. That owns hard however that fight goes.

Cathal Pendred sucks the worst and now he's finally going to fight a fairly decent opponent John Howard. if Howard can't put away Pendred than that's gonna speak more about him than it does Cathal.

what he said. I like Howard and I'd love to see him get a w against a guy I Don't Like. Thatch and Gunnar is super rad.s

# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 02:23

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

I don't think of Aldo as being a super injury-prone guy so that information is really surprising.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 17:16

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Hace posted:

Dana White posted:

What else can go wrong this week?

my heart can't take any more disappointment right now, please shut up.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 23:06

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Skip My Posts posted:

Lol how does that fire effect you in any way?

the joke is that he's taunting the mma gods by saying "what else could go wrong" I was not referring to the fire. apparently I am really as funny as I am flexible.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 04:34

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Per Ariel Hawani using IV bags to re-hydrate a fighter is now against the rules per USADA.

I don't know how you can test for that.

that's some pretty big news isn't it? seems like nobody gave a poo poo.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 21:36

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

mewse posted:

The ban will be ineffective because nobody is monitoring the fighters when they leave the venue after weigh-ins

of course, so why bother banning it? how the gently caress are they going to enforce that?

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 22:17

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

the wookie! does he train?

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 02:36

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

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this is the corniest poo poo ever. holy christ.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 15:37

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

gently caress this poo poo I'm gonna start watching golf instead

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 15:43

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 03:37

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

what the gently caress did I just watch.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 15:57

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