LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Who the gently caress is Elliot Rodger and why do I care.

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Customers of Size Policy
Guidelines for Customers of Size
Customers who encroach upon any part of the neighboring seat(s) may proactively purchase the needed number of seats prior to travel in order to ensure the additional seat(s) is available. The armrest is considered to be the definitive boundary between seats; width between the armrests measures 17 inches. The purchase of additional seats serves as a notification to Southwest of a special seating need, and allows us to adequately plan for the number of seats that will be occupied on the aircraft. In turn, this helps to ensure we can accommodate all Customers on the flight/aircraft for which they purchased a ticket and avoid asking Customers to relinquish their seats for an unplanned accommodation. Most importantly, it ensures that all Customers onboard have access to safe and comfortable seating. You may contact us for a refund of the cost of additional seating after travel. Customers of size who prefer not to purchase an additional seat in advance have the option of purchasing just one seat and then discussing their seating needs with the Customer Service Agent at their departure gate. If it is determined that a second (or third) seat is needed, they will be accommodated with a complimentary additional seat(s).

For more information, please refer to our Customer of Size Policy Q&A.



If I need a seatbelt extension, do I need to have a second seat?
Our policy does not focus on weight, and the seatbelt extension is not the determining factor. We use the ability to lower the armrests as the gauge, as the armrests are truly the definitive boundary between each seat. Only one seatbelt extension may be used and only seatbelt extensions provided by Southwest Airlines are approved for use onboard our aircraft.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

ugh my sister kept trying to set me up with horse gays

holocaust bloopers posted:

Post Pluto

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

Victor Vermis posted:

i don't like thing

Mr. Nice! posted:

Just get an iphone.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Giving out your snapchat in GiP is asking for trouble. Or N4I being all sly for dick pics.

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Stewart's character Blunt is a British ex-pat and Falklands War veteran who currently finds himself riding the tumultuous waves of American cable news. Through his show called Blunt Talk, he delivers hard-hitting truths to his American audience, while often struggling with his life behind the scenes. His only support is in the form of the heavily-drinking, devoted manservant he transplanted from the UK.

Potential BFF posted:

~tigolebitties~


http://gfycat.com/CalculatingGleamingBeardeddragon

Mr. Nice! posted:

Wait until you have someone do that while they're riding you.

Mike-o posted:

Some interview she said she's an exhibitionist, and used to get naked all the loving time in college streaking and stuff

She needs to post butt naked pics right the gently caress now

Mike-o posted:

He flew too close to the sun, rip

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

im starting to think that shim is actually the normalest dude in the entire world, house in the burbs, stay at home wife, a dog, two kids, white picket fence, the whole shebang

but every so often his facade starts to crack so he comes here and unleashes it all allowing him to return to his idillic WASPJ existance

Victor Vermis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQTJl2bwoZQ

iunno. i laughed.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

While in the USAF I routinely signed up people for Ashley Maddison and other even less reputable sites using their .mil anytime I found a workstation unlocked or someone bragged about their CAC pin of 1234 or whatever.

I bet I signed up ~50 .gimail.af.mil accounts in one 45 day inspection tour alone when I played IG.

Usually I would sign dudes up for all kinds of gay poo poo too like Rentboy when that had free accounts.

If there is a huge witch hunt for adulterers and or gay johns in the USAF Intel community, particularly amongst weapons officers () in the near future then I'm confident I played more than a small role in that and seriously:

I always did my best to leave those kinda turds someone was gonna polish to a high shine one day. If a bunch of Intel patches are getting sweated by AFOSI this week I'm gonna call this a good week.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

A pretty good read listing all the horrible things from the Star Wars expanded universe: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3683428

Deathy McDeath posted:

GOD I told you to keep it cool!! Why can;t you loving keep it cool??!?!

Two Finger posted:

lmao structural steel melt
pity it doesn't come with jet fuel sauce

Dead Reckoning posted:

That sucks, but participating drunk in a state funeral is one of those things you're probably only going to do once in your life.

Godholio posted:

Plus nobody really cares about Carter enough to get worked up one way or the other.

DownByTheWooter posted:

it would be truly moving to see a soldier going through one of those crazy emotional rollercoaster lonely benders military servicemembers are so prone to, stumbling around, tears and snot dripping onto his immaculately arranged ceremonial dress, reeling from grief and or booze right there at President Carter's graveside. Western funerals don't have nearly enough wailing.

imagine all the memes about heroes you'd be pictured in.

Mr. Nice! posted:

I stole this from yospos who stole it from 4chan but still