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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

I didn't take you for the ginger type.

He is more of a grizzly bear type than a polar bear type

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i was trying to find images for out gay overlord and i found this an lmao

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Only if she's okay with it

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I want to get off the enlisted ride :(

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krispykremessuck posted:

and yet you get insanely defensive when I suggest you should get out

Bruh, want a salt shaker for Christmas?

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Dec 31, 2004

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Here is something for both camps

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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Protip if you live. Get a motorcycle.

Fixed

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Dec 31, 2004

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Im Zion gendered

Heil Zion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk2vrRKel6k

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The Rat posted:

They hosed up the Khorne glyph, it's supposed to have teeth coming off the bottom.
:goonsay:



shutup nerd

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:thejoke::thejoke:

Mike-o posted:

says the animu loving puerto rican

dont make post animu warhams

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The Rat posted:

I made an offering to the Blood God last weekend: http://i.imgur.com/FRWZezX.jpg

The Blood God was pleased and bestowed me with +1A: http://vidmg.photobucket.com/albums...4_153619379.mp4

(The arm wound was from hitting that door hinge with too much momentum, went about an inch deep and required five stitches. :unsmigghh: )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDk6fvkEp2k

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The Rat posted:

Well to be fair I am a pretty huge nerd.

I mean this was my OPFOR outfit when I was shooting blanks at Ranger students.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg10.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg13.jpg

Much like the warrior-poet 2pac says that thugs get lonely too, nerds get crazy too.

im too much of a self-loathing, self-hating nerd to pull poo poo like this. :(
Im jelous.

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The Rat posted:

^^^ a good post

The morning I left on terminal leave, when the company was in formation waiting for the usual morning bullshit, I got up in front of the company and recited this speech from memory:


Then just before the 1SG and all the platoon sergeants came out of the office, I ran to my car and bounced.

Also the squad leaders wanted me to make PIR for them, so the Ranger students would have something to find on their bodies when they "died," to tell them where the next objective was. So I whipped poo poo up like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir5.jpg

Frankly I don't know how I got away with half the poo poo I did at that unit. Although it's no surprise now that I have trouble getting dates. :haw:

I was mostly joking calling you nerd, but jesus :stonkhat:

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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

yeah, nice titties. but I wouldn't be able to block out everything else.

honestly the only deal breaker i see if she had the flattest of butts.

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Booblord Zagats posted:

In Southern AZ we've been getting way more rain the last few years, summer months get a nice amount of sunshine and thunderstorms to keep it cooler than it was a decade ago. Winters are still pretty tame, all in all global warming is working out really well for the high desert

well seeing thats the desert is now moving to the non desert parts of cali i am not surprised

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyxSerkkP4o

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truly one of my best moments in this god forsaken earth god forsaken forum.

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http://i.imgur.com/bxeTBvh.gif
(:nsa:: this took too long to load even on America's Best Network(tm) so I unembedded it - pro click though)
http://imgur.com/gallery/tJS3P

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Jul 14, 2015

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she looks like a goddamed disaster

then again i am willing to bet most of gip regs look like a loving chodes so i have no idea why they are aiming so high

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOQQogTiaI

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Spicy Guacamole posted:

Kinda tough to say that her opponents are "so terrible" when she's just off-the-wall insane.

Her loving ground game is something terrorizing to behold, its so loving good.

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

womens mma is a loving joke and the only proof you need is the fact that a loving judoka is an untouchable champion that crushes everyone she faces

so kinda like mens mma in the beginning?

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Dead Reckoning posted:

Yeah I guess 50 lbs of muscle and like 8" of reach don't really help if you aren't punching.

Thats the entire point of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:



look at this drat anime nerd



Like her, I also started practicing martial arts because im a big dumb anime nerd.

I will never be as good as her though.

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lmao

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USMC503 posted:

Being at work suck. 45 minutes til I can click those.

they where good enough that they re-awaken my yellow fever.

GODDAMIT EBB

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I had a delayed flight, a cancelled connection flight, getting on a car with strangers for 8 hours , getting stuck on the interstate due to an overturned truck, becoming a wanted man in ohio because the court clerk told me to gently caress off because i was an hour late and getting a lawyer to fix everything.

That's my lovely story thanks for listening.

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http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/08/coast-guard-cocaine-seizure/

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i have a pair of gay uncles, they are also in the news:
http://www.univision.com/puerto-rico/pareja-de-pastores-gays-planifican-su-boda-video

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Bing is the best porn site anyways

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Thats a good avatar.

Also I'm going to Las Vegas by the end of September, mainly to watch a martial arts tournament but also to get drunk.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

just watched Rambo 3 for the first time



:laffo:

Thats a later, edited version. The original is better and funnier.


LMAO

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http://i.imgur.com/CGLwlev.gif:nws:

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Mike-o posted:

yes because i'm doing it to look cool and go to e-cig vape lounges bro :spergin:

here's my sweet robo dick cigar:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6nzToF_7OQ

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Drinking on my own in las vegas is weird as gently caress

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Godholio posted:

So Filipino women are just Asian Puerto Ricans?

No because Puerto Ricans don't need green cards.

They are all crazy thought.

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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I'm drunk give me a GIP fav emoticon to buy

Gippers have no emotions

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for N4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2keIfaPHgw

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Look at this scrub not making his own coffee.

also what sort of cop buys coffee at a place that doesnt have good donuts?

Are you lying to us Whip??? I AM JUST ASKING QUESTIONS!!!

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

When I'm at work I get free coffee from them, so I just go there. :shrug:

Today I was just out, happened to want an iced coffee, and they were convenient. I do enjoy a good donut.

i do too enjoy free things and iced coffee.

which reminds me to filter my coldbrewed coffee

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