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Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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I’m not saying you’re wrong but... I am feeling god-like because Apple announced NEW APPLE SOFTWARE. This is another brilliant move by a company that hasn’t had an original idea since the Newton. But whatever, we can all agree this is a shot across the bow of that so-called tech strategist’s social media strategy. This is me IRL: (¬‿¬)

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Super-NintendoUser
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Nice, chrome Safari audio tab indicator. Nice!

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Josh Lyman posted:

Isn't that just expose?

WIn7 Metro Snap...fantastic.

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Josh Lyman posted:

But really, Windows snap is kind of the greatest thing ever. I can't imagine using a 1080p+ display without it.

BetterSnapTool adds all the functionality to OS X.

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How many percent reductions of GPU processes does Metal give me, this is important. Tell me more Diaper Pants Man.

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Logikv9 posted:

Waiting for the Android burn

e: i was too slow

It wouldn't be an Apple Keynote with out a misleading Android API reference.

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How does it popup suggested apps with out data mining? Also it's an obvious backchannel to use personal data to suggest services for paid ads...

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The android thread is frequented with people complaining their phone starts playing music automatically when they connect headphones...

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Whirlwind Jones posted:

*yawning emoji*

Wait, how can't it give you IDs on pictures without taking your personal data off-device and processing it? Didn't Tim C say they don't do that?

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Small businesses are important to us, because we want 2% of their revenue.

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At some point the government will investigate Etsy and find them to be a subsidiary of Alibaba.

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African AIDS cum posted:

Pinterest purchases. JFC

Please tell my wife that.

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5 billlion requests because it's the default app.

EDIT: How many of those requests are closed in to seconds and then redone in Google Maps.

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The difference between catching my train on time is if they could invent an app that told tourists taking photos with iPads to GET OUT OF MY WAY AND STOP BUNCHING UP ON THE SIDE WALK WE GET IT IT"S A BUILDING NYC IS CRAAAAAAAAZY.

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please let me uninstall the default apps

NOPE THERE"S MORE I CAN"T UNINSTALL


edit;

material design or flipboard

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Lol apple supports material design now. Fantastic.

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HOW IS AN ARTICLE ABOUT A FONT BASED ON EINSTEIN'S HANDWRITING ABOUT RELATED TO SCIENCE.

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AH geez, curated news, so the more you read the more it feeds you things you have a pre-existing bias towards. Nice! They basically made Reddit the newsreader.

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Whirlwind Jones posted:

Literally no one is going to develop articles formatted for this dumb thing.

I work directly in the news making software industry. 99% of content producers either are working on their own web apps, too broke to use one, or use wordpress.

Hey, WSJ, how about you start writing specifically formatted articles for only a subset of half of your readers?

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Don Lapre posted:

Multitasking, cant wait to see the samsung ad

LOL yeah, oh boy. The Samsung Apple ouroboros keeps eating it's own tail.

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computer parts posted:

I'm sure you would appreciate having a "Are Blacks fundamentally inferior?" Fox News article

Wait what. Is this a joke specifically at my expense? I'm known for being an android sperglord and buying/returning devices, not racism....

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Apple rips off Windows 8 snap and says it's their own.

There you go Parrot.

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Whirlwind Jones posted:

That's not what the information tied to your AppleID browsing and search history says...

I was in control of privacy I thought....

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computer parts posted:

If you're not searching for racist articles, obviously the best way to prevent an echo chamber from developing is to show you racist articles.

Don't worry, we don't just feed you an echo chamber of noise, we have every fifth presenter article is a woman of color

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Vinlaen posted:

Split-view requires iPad Air 2? Wow...

Wait, the slide said all the iPad Airs and Mini 2 up. Is that a different feature?

They announced more than one MS feature, right? Which worked on which?

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Sue posted:

50:50 splitview iPad Air 2 only, the 75:25 for Air 1, 2, and the minis, huh?

Edit oh.

I suppose they do the app in portrait mode on half of the landscape view but in the scaled down resolution.

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Swift is Open Source, wow that's pretty cool.

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Everyone gets iOS 9, (just not all the features of iOS9).

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Thwomp posted:

Was't FaceTime supposed to be open source or was it suppose to be an open standard (whatever that means)?

Open Standard means that if you reverse the API Oracle won't sue you.

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VIDEO TIME TIME TIME

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redstormpopcorn posted:

100,000,000,000 app downloads.

What are the odds that includes updates?

Or Fart Simulators, or flappy bird clones, or gun noise sound boards.

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WHOOPS

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Three Olives posted:

Probably the opposite, apparently having your work email on your phone means hey can you do some work stuff at 1 PM on a Sunday when you are at a bar with friends?

Seriousy, when I changed to my latest job, I didn't even bother to setup my work email on my phone, and my life has gotten 100% better.

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Why isn't Dr Dre doing this presentation? Oh wait...I know.

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Algorithm alone can't do suggestive tasks. Except you know, news, or apps, or context for your day. No really, they can do that but they can't do this.

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Apple can help small artists by taking 1/3 of their profits.

Super-NintendoUser
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I just want a way to share hand-made mix tapes with people.

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I can't wait for E-brow to blast an airhorn between my iTunes songs.

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NO GENRES!

Wait, first pick your favorite genres. Also it's all private except that we have all your purchase data.

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Connect directly to the marketing departments of musicians!

I much prefer when we get unfettered unfiltered access to their tweets, since typical they are idiots and we get to watch them make fools of themselves.

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