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I’m not saying you’re wrong but... I am feeling god-like because Apple announced NEW APPLE SOFTWARE. This is another brilliant move by a company that hasn’t had an original idea since the Newton. But whatever, we can all agree this is a shot across the bow of that so-called tech strategist’s social media strategy. This is me IRL: (¬‿¬)
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 17:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:03 |
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Nice,
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:16 |
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Josh Lyman posted:Isn't that just expose? WIn7 Metro Snap...fantastic.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:19 |
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Josh Lyman posted:But really, Windows snap is kind of the greatest thing ever. I can't imagine using a 1080p+ display without it. BetterSnapTool adds all the functionality to OS X.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:23 |
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How many percent reductions of GPU processes does Metal give me, this is important. Tell me more Diaper Pants Man.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:26 |
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Logikv9 posted:Waiting for the Android burn It wouldn't be an Apple Keynote with out a misleading Android API reference.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:30 |
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How does it popup suggested apps with out data mining? Also it's an obvious backchannel to use personal data to suggest services for paid ads...
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:36 |
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The android thread is frequented with people complaining their phone starts playing music automatically when they connect headphones...
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:38 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:*yawning emoji* Wait, how can't it give you IDs on pictures without taking your personal data off-device and processing it? Didn't Tim C say they don't do that?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:40 |
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Small businesses are important to us, because we want 2% of their revenue.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:43 |
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At some point the government will investigate Etsy and find them to be a subsidiary of Alibaba.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:44 |
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African AIDS cum posted:Pinterest purchases. JFC Please tell my wife that.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:46 |
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5 billlion requests because it's the default app. EDIT: How many of those requests are closed in to seconds and then redone in Google Maps.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:50 |
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The difference between catching my train on time is if they could invent an app that told tourists taking photos with iPads to GET OUT OF MY WAY AND STOP BUNCHING UP ON THE SIDE WALK WE GET IT IT"S A BUILDING NYC IS CRAAAAAAAAZY.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:52 |
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please let me uninstall the default apps NOPE THERE"S MORE I CAN"T UNINSTALL edit; material design or flipboard
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:52 |
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Lol apple supports material design now. Fantastic.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:55 |
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HOW IS AN ARTICLE ABOUT A FONT BASED ON EINSTEIN'S HANDWRITING ABOUT RELATED TO SCIENCE.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:56 |
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AH geez, curated news, so the more you read the more it feeds you things you have a pre-existing bias towards. Nice! They basically made Reddit the newsreader.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:57 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Literally no one is going to develop articles formatted for this dumb thing. I work directly in the news making software industry. 99% of content producers either are working on their own web apps, too broke to use one, or use wordpress. Hey, WSJ, how about you start writing specifically formatted articles for only a subset of half of your readers?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:59 |
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Don Lapre posted:Multitasking, cant wait to see the samsung ad LOL yeah, oh boy. The Samsung Apple ouroboros keeps eating it's own tail.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:03 |
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computer parts posted:I'm sure you would appreciate having a "Are Blacks fundamentally inferior?" Fox News article Wait what. Is this a joke specifically at my expense? I'm known for being an android sperglord and buying/returning devices, not racism....
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:04 |
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Apple rips off Windows 8 snap and says it's their own. There you go Parrot.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:05 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:That's not what the information tied to your AppleID browsing and search history says... I was in control of privacy I thought....
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:05 |
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computer parts posted:If you're not searching for racist articles, obviously the best way to prevent an echo chamber from developing is to show you racist articles. Don't worry, we don't just feed you an echo chamber of noise, we have every fifth
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:09 |
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Vinlaen posted:Split-view requires iPad Air 2? Wow... Wait, the slide said all the iPad Airs and Mini 2 up. Is that a different feature? They announced more than one MS feature, right? Which worked on which?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:10 |
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Sue posted:50:50 splitview iPad Air 2 only, the 75:25 for Air 1, 2, and the minis, huh? Edit oh. I suppose they do the app in portrait mode on half of the landscape view but in the scaled down resolution.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:11 |
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Swift is Open Source, wow that's pretty cool.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:15 |
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Everyone gets iOS 9, (just not all the features of iOS9).
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:16 |
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Thwomp posted:Was't FaceTime supposed to be open source or was it suppose to be an open standard (whatever that means)? Open Standard means that if you reverse the API Oracle won't sue you.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:17 |
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VIDEO TIME TIME TIME
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:19 |
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redstormpopcorn posted:100,000,000,000 app downloads. Or Fart Simulators, or flappy bird clones, or gun noise sound boards.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:20 |
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WHOOPS
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:23 |
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Three Olives posted:Probably the opposite, apparently having your work email on your phone means hey can you do some work stuff at 1 PM on a Sunday when you are at a bar with friends? Seriousy, when I changed to my latest job, I didn't even bother to setup my work email on my phone, and my life has gotten 100% better.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:27 |
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Why isn't Dr Dre doing this presentation? Oh wait...I know.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:49 |
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Algorithm alone can't do suggestive tasks. Except you know, news, or apps, or context for your day. No really, they can do that but they can't do this.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:54 |
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Apple can help small artists by taking 1/3 of their profits.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:55 |
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I just want a way to share hand-made mix tapes with people.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:57 |
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I can't wait for E-brow to blast an airhorn between my iTunes songs.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 20:05 |
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NO GENRES! Wait, first pick your favorite genres. Also it's all private except that we have all your purchase data.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 20:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:03 |
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Connect directly to the marketing departments of musicians! I much prefer when we get unfettered unfiltered access to their tweets, since typical they are idiots and we get to watch them make fools of themselves.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 20:12 |