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Hooray, the return of the monkey mutilators.
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Lmao if the Garfield one is true you gotta put that folder of fan fiction somewhere it's gold.
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Jun 17, 2015 11:44
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Also Garfield guy just talk to her. It really is amazing how many of these anonymous confessions can be solved by talking to someone about them.
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Jun 17, 2015 12:23
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I want to believe. Kane, what's your favourite book?
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Jun 17, 2015 17:47
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Kane say you cucked someone on the stairs. There can be no doubt that way.
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Jun 17, 2015 21:55
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HERE COMES KANE AND I'M GOING TO DUMP YOU DOWN INTO HELL That's still his gimmick, right?
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Jun 18, 2015 00:27
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bradzilla posted:These confessions are poo poo because 99% of them are obviously fake My confession is that I banged this guy's mom and didn't call the next day.
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Jun 18, 2015 15:37
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Aralan posted:I have to confess that real or not everyone who cares about a wrestler being a goon is an idiot IT'S NOT JUST ANY WRESTLER IT'S KANE If Mick Foley turns out to be a goon too that would be incredible.
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Jun 18, 2015 20:21
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If someone has survived to an old age in India they've probably got some real good advice or are rich as gently caress so make friends with them either way.
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Jun 23, 2015 13:50
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Someone pls make JFK getting hit in the face by a pie thrown by Braeburn.
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Jun 27, 2015 15:24
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Take the Zapruder film, add one of the MLP hitting JFK in the head with a pie and Jackie scooping up bits of pie because she's a woman and loves pie and you've got the meme of 2015 on your hands.
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Jun 27, 2015 15:27
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huskarl_marx posted:this is the mist I was personally hoping for Godzilla or Cloverfield
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Jul 1, 2015 16:04
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I'd assume the comment about skiing suggests that fisting in this case means "to grab the cock with your fist", making a similar image to holding two ski poles.
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Jul 11, 2015 01:51
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Here's a relationship tip: when you're arguing it's never actually about what you're arguing about.
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Jul 21, 2015 13:50
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My grandmother used to make a loving ton of money reading tarot cards and other poo poo like that. She taught me it aswell because "There's always fools willing to part with their money" and I've never really had the scruples to use it as anything more than a conversation starter with a girl or whatever. She was an old Roma woman which led it a lot of credibility, even though she and everyone else in the family knew it was 100% bullshit. There's definitely an art to cold reading. To be actually good at it takes a lot of work.
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Aug 5, 2015 11:15
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I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
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Aug 6, 2015 15:43
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Just copy poo poo from Roadside Picnic. A gun that gives people heart attacks 24 hours after its fired. Or turn a dog into a human.
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Aug 8, 2015 12:27
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Romes128 posted:Enjoy the divorce when it comes time to do your taxes. Lol. He's rich in the UK. What taxes?
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Aug 9, 2015 11:14
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You should be proud of your fetishes! *hides it from the one person in the world that matters due to deep shame*
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Aug 11, 2015 12:06
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Seems oddly specific that they would pick not getting any action with Janis Joplin when they could have written about being boned by Hendrix or whatever. But this is goons we're talking about so being rejected by a white chick is probably better than being wanted by a black dude.
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Aug 16, 2015 12:52
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Maybe they're not gay? Makes you think. As long as they're making poo poo up go hogwild.
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Mama Cass didn't choke on a ham sandwich, she asphyxiated on my dilznick. Her family tried to cover it up but I'm here to disclose the truth at long last.
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