a douchebag at the tennis courts

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Mapparu

before i went to the tennis courts. i saw him. i saw his yellow car, he ran two red lights.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 08:12

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:18

Mapparu

then i found out that he was going to the same tennis court as me. i gave him a chance, even though he seemed like a terrible guy.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 08:13

Mapparu

every time he hit the ball he moaned to annoy people.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 08:13

Mapparu

he removed his shirt half way through the game

# ? Jun 23, 2015 08:13

pogi

Hot.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 08:14

Mapparu

he was wearing these glasses

# ? Jun 23, 2015 08:15

Mapparu

tl;dr i want to flatten his tire, advice?

# ? Jun 23, 2015 08:16

pogi

Move on with your life.

Or get his number.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 08:17

Mapparu

hes not that hot... hes not my type either.im seeing him tomorrow because, its a daily event with other people.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 08:20

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

i bet he plays tennis too

# ? Jun 23, 2015 08:37

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Mapparu posted:

tl;dr i want to flatten his tire, advice?

a pocket knife is easily concealed and does the job with a quick jab when no one's looking, allowing you to fold it up and conceal quickly. improvised weapons are always found, and large knives are overkill

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# ? Jun 23, 2015 09:51

alnilam

even if it's a lie, tell him you saw him almost hit someone on his way in

he might be like "oh my god i didn't even notice!! poo poo" and this may make him think about his rear end in a top hat driving (probably not though)

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jun 23, 2015 17:54

fuck. marry. t-rex

Play a contact sport

# ? Jun 23, 2015 18:00

fuck. marry. t-rex

Beat him up!

# ? Jun 23, 2015 18:00

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

pour bear pee into his gym bag. a bear will come and maul him to death.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 18:06

pogi

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Play a contact sport

Take up boxing.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 18:09

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

here is a cool song + video about a tennis court:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBHZ6JzdCrA

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# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:01

joke_explainer

Mapparu posted:

hes not that hot... hes not my type either.im seeing him tomorrow because, its a daily event with other people.

i like that your life seems to be getting progressively entangled with this guy despite your first interaction being like rude driving, like ten months from now you'll be like 'ugh, gotta go to this douchebag's child's christening as he made me his daughter's godmother'

# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:09

Savage For The Winjun

Mapparu posted:

tl;dr i want to flatten his tire, advice?

just put a nail positioned so when he puts the car in reverse it will pop the tire, this way you are nowhere near the scene when the accident happens

# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:51

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:18

Android Blues

joke_explainer posted:

i like that your life seems to be getting progressively entangled with this guy despite your first interaction being like rude driving, like ten months from now you'll be like 'ugh, gotta go to this douchebag's child's christening as he made me his daughter's godmother'

# ? Jun 24, 2015 17:11

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