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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Gomi/Lauzon!?

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
drat the Champions list is weird and cool right now

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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[spoken as if it was a bass guitar making the sound like when someone makes a bad joke on storage wars] Baraaaaoa

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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MA-Horus posted:

I'm really sad the thread title isn't "UFC July - No Way Jose!"

I have a feeling the current one will become more relevant as the month goes on. They already pulled Bendo's and some other according to the last thread.

Edit: I like Gomi/Lauzon because it's probably the biggest name and action fight you can give Gomi that doesn't immediately strike me as a horror show for him. He's gonna insert coin and continue for another 2 fights imo.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jul 1, 2015

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Cyber Dog posted:

I actually kinda think this is a better fight.

It's the kind of fight he should have before Aldo. Too bad we had to have all the drama, but I'm glad it's happening and I'm excited to see it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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I dont know that GSP ever looked like he tried to duck anyone other than johnny pt2, but he definitely did his own matchmaking when he demanded Diaz be brought before him.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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The press for the gsp/diaz fight was the best. It was just months of an inscrutable and upstanding Canadian hero trying to establish rudimentary communication with the living symbol of American rudeness and getting angrier and angrier as it went on.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Multiple things can make you tired simultaneously. Such as a discussion about Johny Hendricks and a giant bong rip.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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EmmyOk posted:

Aldo's official statement is ice cold

:boom:

And you know you might be able to grope the real Rin Nakai on a bullet train for 100 dollars? Just putting that out there.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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*stares intently into camera*

*tears picture of Ayerton Senna in half*

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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An underling asks for a raise from management and gets hosed in the rear end by the entire animal kingdom? Are you sure that wasn't from Dana Whites facebook page?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Bullshit, Chael was coiled up like a snake ready to double leg Anderson and the crooked ref ran in and waved the fight off before he shot.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Riggy Riggy Riggy can't you see, you mortgaged your future as a management fee, at least you never lived in a trashy place, guess that's why they paid and you broke.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I love the guy, but it is long past the time where we should be recommending watching future Scott Jorgensen fights.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I remember FD saying that was going to be an ugly fight in all senses of the word and dyin laughing

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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some old hussy posted:

Not sure why they chose a shot of Denver as the opening image.

I thought it was a breathtaking choice

Also Rory's new nickname is funny because as far as I can tell he changed the last one when Ariel jokingly gave him poo poo for assigning it to himself.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Dangersim posted:

He's got life under contr...oh he let it go

My life in post form

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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The worst part about Travis Browne was that he talked soooooo non chalantly about himself like he was objectively the next gen heavyweight who was inevitably going to be champion. And Bigfoot and Werdum didn't stop it at all.

He walked around as if he genuinely believed everyone was talking about him like pre-title Weidman when it was only him doing it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Bubba Smith posted:

woodley, would, would, wouldn't

Lmao fuuuuck

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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EmmyOk posted:

I like Bryan Callen but Schaub is pretty insufferable to listen to

If this was a cry for help just know that this is a place of love and we care about you.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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They should get Brian Posehn to play him in the Lifetime movie.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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God is real and he laughs at people who care about their personal brand.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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EmmyOk posted:

Yeah cos Faber is smiling and laughing, but then all of a sudden looks really shocked and confused.

But enough about Dillashaws career...

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Joanna won my heart by completely invalidating a season of tuf I looked forward to for a year and hasn't taken her foot off the gas since. Up with young jay chicks.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Yeah I feel bad for Rory, but imagine the stress GSP had to go through when a disoriented grey came looking for a hug.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Lmao, some random white guy puts in almost the exact same resume as Korean Zombie and somehow comes out the other end in the Lesnar/Rousey region of drawing power. Marketing faaaail amirite.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Since people seem to care

Before the fight I was all: Conor is cool and has done his job, but the UFC protecting him is sad and stupid and this title shot is too early, objectively. If I had to guess I'd say Chad wrestles him out.

After the fight I was all: Conor is cool and has done his job again and I'm more glad than I thought I would be that he's inarguably legit and definitely not allergic to midwest wrasslin. It's good to have a lot of great guys at the top. The special treatment the UFC is dropping on him is dumb (interim belt? Cmon) but gently caress it, at least Robbie had the correct amount of people watching his ascension to top greatness.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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I dont know what Pettis' deal was but everyone else at least gets a chance to put a kenflo style hands on Guida's chin. It'd probably look like the Siver fight with your VHS tracking loving up constantly.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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origami posted:

looks like subway jared

And only juuust edges him out as an Internet poster

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Sure you might be able to fill a book with judgement and discussion of female fighters looks from here but the missing context is that you could make 4 more of those books out of our discussions of male fighters looks.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Trast posted:

A spider holding syringes and spilling out a pee cup.

The itsy bitsy spider brought up reasonable doubts
But down came a box that YouTube pointed out
Out came the Sonnen to wallow in the shame
and the itsy bitsy spider looked for a doctor to blame

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I might believe him if he wasn't intimately involved with the business of making money via pay per view.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Angela Hill is a drat good twitter poster imo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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xcore posted:

Everytime I see the name Angela Hill I think of that other crazy bitch named Angela and I wonder what what the hell you are all thinking.

Magana.

Also fun on twitter but unintentionally.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Honestly, I can't think of a better way to hear the outcome on that. Up to and including actually watching the fight, which sounded awful.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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MassaShowtime posted:

It was a one minute slugfest, how could that be awful.

I just meant the match up, but I'm glad it's cool anyway and will watch it someday on fight pass

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I'm glad I saw Swick live, not as glad that it was to see Matt Brown liquefy him, but still.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Zwachro posted:

Don't Tito and Rampage make it involve us too?

- Nevada child protection services

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Hi I'm Ian McCall and welcome to Jackass!

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Ditch posted:

Dammit, Pat Barry took down his Struve training vids.

Yeah but the vid triangled him about 5 seconds later.

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