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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.


bloody bollocks

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Jonathan Fisk
Sep 6, 2010


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Look Under The Rock posted:

I'll ghostwrite yr paper bb

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Look Under The Rock posted:

I'll ghostwrite yr paper bb

amoeba should do it imo

WHICH WAY MADNESS
Apr 28, 2009

You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.


CapitalistPig posted:

Quote this post and I'll tell you the first swear word that comes to mind when I think of you.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.


bitchtits

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


i guess my hands are pregnant.
http://trinilulz.com/masturbating-m...-televangelist/

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Mithross posted:

Quote this post and I will tell you what silly/stupid dinner order (that I've actually had someone order from me) you are.

CapitalistPig posted:

Quote this post and I'll tell you the first swear word that comes to mind when I think of you.

WHICH WAY MADNESS
Apr 28, 2009

You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.





So apt.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.


Smeglicker

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale



haha WWM confirmed as Meatloaf

Mithross
Apr 27, 2011

Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.



You are the tomato basil pasta that was ordered no tomatoes. The guy just wanted basil and noodles, and was willing to pay $20 to get it.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Mithross posted:

You are the tomato basil pasta that was ordered no tomatoes. The guy just wanted basil and noodles, and was willing to pay $20 to get it.

Like... not even butter or anything? just straight noodles and basil leaves?

Mithross
Apr 27, 2011

Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.


CapitalistPig posted:

Like... not even butter or anything? just straight noodles and basil leaves?

A little butter. Not too much.

Jonathan Fisk
Sep 6, 2010


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what dish am I mith

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


Mithross posted:

Quote this post and I will tell you what silly/stupid dinner order (that I've actually had someone order from me) you are.

Me me!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Mithross posted:

A little butter. Not too much.

that , doesn't sound great.

Maybe brown butter and basil would go better with gnocchi

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

Diqs you didn't give me a sweet number so you are dead to me.

My swear name is "cuntface" BTW but only my parents call me that.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

busb posted:

Diqs you didn't give me a sweet number so you are dead to me.

My swear name is "cuntface" BTW but only my parents call me that.

people get sensitive about that word so I opted not to use it at all.

Jonathan Fisk
Sep 6, 2010


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you'd have to be a pussy to get sensitive about that

ELO Musk
May 9, 2010




Ramrod XTreme

busb posted:

Diqs you didn't give me a sweet number so you are dead to me.

My swear name is "cuntface" BTW but only my parents call me that.

You are the number 1, the penis digit, because you are a dick about funny numbers

WHICH WAY MADNESS
Apr 28, 2009

You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.


EXAKT Science posted:

haha WWM confirmed as Meatloaf

HIS NAME WAS WHICH WAY MADNESS

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Diqnol can I have a number? Also Mith what is my food?

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

Accurate.

Quote this post and I will tell you what piece of grammar or punctuation you are from this report I'm editing that is used incorrectly.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



busb posted:

Accurate.

Quote this post and I will tell you what piece of grammar or punctuation you are from this report I'm editing that is used incorrectly.

Everybody is a colon because everybody is an rear end in a top hat IMO.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

You are "random capital letter in the middle of a sentence". You stick out like a sore thumb by randomly placing importance on stuff that is mundane.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

(See: dodgeball)

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


busb posted:

Accurate.

Quote this post and I will tell you what piece of grammar or punctuation you are from this report I'm editing that is used incorrectly.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



busb posted:

(See: dodgeball)

How loving dare you.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

You are "comprises of" you think you are really clever using such a big phrase but you are wrong all the time. About everything.

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


Some of these quote things are amusing but overall this thread has reached a new low of circlejerking

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

Bonus round!

Quidnose: you are the use of a hyphen instead of an en dash. You are generally inoffensive but every so often will crop up with a huge steaming turd and i wonder what the gently caress you were even thinking.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I use the hyphen instead of the en dash because gently caress that noise.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013

If I could have it back
All the time that we wasted
I'd only waste it again
If I could have it back
You know I'd love to waste it again
Waste it again and again and again

busb posted:

Accurate.

Quote this post and I will tell you what piece of grammar or punctuation you are from this report I'm editing that is used incorrectly.

Grammartize me.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Grammartize me.

You are "in close proximity to". You are a more verbose way of saying something really simple just to get more words out into the world.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013

If I could have it back
All the time that we wasted
I'd only waste it again
If I could have it back
You know I'd love to waste it again
Waste it again and again and again

It's one of the few infinite resources we have. Might as well use them.

I'm sure no one would be surprised to find out that one of my favorite chapter's in Through the Looking Glass, the Alice books being some of my favorite books ever, is the Humpty Dumpty one.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

100YrsofAttitude posted:

It's one of the few infinite resources we have. Might as well use them.

I'm sure no one would be surprised to find out that one of my favorite chapter's in Through the Looking Glass, the Alice books being some of my favorite books ever, is the Humpty Dumpty one.

I take it back. You are now: "the use of an apostrophe to denote a plural"

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013

If I could have it back
All the time that we wasted
I'd only waste it again
If I could have it back
You know I'd love to waste it again
Waste it again and again and again

That's just a 2 am typo. Sorry!

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

Bien sūr, mon ami

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012


busb posted:

Bien sūr, mon ami

Je suis le pomme. Vous etes une chatte.

Frère Jacques, frère Jacques

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100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013

If I could have it back
All the time that we wasted
I'd only waste it again
If I could have it back
You know I'd love to waste it again
Waste it again and again and again

Bonne nuit mes amis. Amusez vous bien.

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