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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

is the title a refrence to lowtax or something? either way it is bad ans sucks worse than 2014

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 09:35

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:48

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

QUEST IDEA: Feed Abe his hat.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 10:10

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

enemy ideas:

mangosteens
cheetos
mt dew
dirty keyboard (it shoots goop)
star trek fans (
christopher nolan
beecocks
white noise
empty quote (ghost)
3 Olives (shoots you with ranbows and keureg machines i dunno)

weapon\attack ideas:

ban hammer
irony
catchphrase tornado
poo poo post
ignore list
care post

Character classes:

White knight
shitlord
racist shitbag
pretentious dickhead

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 13:31

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

also this should be a rogue like

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 13:31

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

also the only real way to beat it should be to step on the "logout" tile in plain view on the very first screen

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 13:31

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Currency is comedy gold you dickshafts

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 16:24

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Power ups:

Cat drugs
Wine
Sardines

Armor items:

Flame shoes
Meat shoes
Gun shoes
NASA shirt
Trillbi
Utilikilt

Enemies:

Wisconsin stabbing girls
That one goon who went on q shooting spree
FBI agent tasked with reading gbs

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 16:35

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Windows 98 posted:

user whoflungpoop is the resident poo poo Post vendor in the land of GBS

How big are her are.....boobs... And does she give you a kiss on the cheek

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 09:02

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Windows 98 posted:

Here is what the land of GBS should look like. Circled is the Port of GBS I am currently working on. There will be a few towns you can zone into inside this big land as well.

Hey.. Do yo think you could make this injoke forum RPG that 15 people will play look more generic and boring?

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 09:04

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

BTW this game will best represent gibbs if everything is buggy, unbalanced and broken.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 11:34

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

All I want is to be bunkered in a restroom castle with my friends milo , Otis, and spidat man.

My special attacks are punch storms

When the player kills me I say "thank you"

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 08:58

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

whoflungpoop posted:

tcc world should be massive cracky slum w its most famous posters npcs that run around madly so u have to snag at the right time to get an appropriately incomprehensible quest from them

there should be no sunlight

And disembodied arms everywere

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 08:59

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

More enemy ideas:
that one gu y who would shoot hogs from his remote controlled airplane.
Jeffk
An odd looking figurine
Gloorfs or wherever those stupid things smorky drew were
That hell bastard skull thing with hundreds of gbs 1.0 zombies bowing down to it.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 09:39

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Also this game better have complicated hunger and peeing and pooping mechanics

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 10:10

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

This game is the only thing I care about any more

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 10:16

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

me.

http://gaurav.munjal.us/Universal-L...one&quiver=none

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 12:43

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 12:45

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

it was actually p difficult for me to make that gif please dont critizise it

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 12:47

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Windows 98 posted:

Just responding to a bit of criticism I've seen in some PMs. Yes the quests I'm showing are easy. So far all you've seen is more or less the "starting zone" with a bunch of easy stuff that will give gold and armor to prepare you for the world. So do not fret. This game will actually get hard.

Make all the people complaining In PMS low level enemies in the tutoial room

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 13:49

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

One of the most DNAGEROUS ZONES ............................THE OCEAN

ful of terrifying enemies like:

fish
clams
jelly fish
oysters

HOLY SHIAT BIRN IT IN fire

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 21:23

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

just make sure the equipment screen looks like this

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 21:59

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Ulilillila better be in this

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 23:16

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

And that gay goon couple who eat dried out floor pizza from under their bed

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 23:16

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Can you meet a girlfriend and get marry

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 09:30

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Boss idea:

Docevil.

He attacks with sarcasm and poo poo posts at first... Pretty ineffective. Then he morphs!!! (Flashing animation). Into @fart..... A stronger being who attacks with unfunny tweets and desperate plees for attention.... Then he morphs again!!! Final form: his true self... Jon hedren... His only weapon a pink cell phone.

Suddenly... Smashmouth, Guy Ferrari , and a shark man bust through the wall behind him. They pummle him with eggs until he runs away crying..

Now you have to defeat the TRUE boss. The eggmen themselves.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 13:27

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Solemn Lemons posted:

If you get ur name or even an alias in a videogame, does that help u get laid?

asking for a friend

yes. i have several ZZT games that i published back in 1998.... and i am now a happily married man and i have fathered two children. you're mileage may vary

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 15:59

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Windows 98 posted:

Thank you so much for all your input guys! As mentioned before I really will try my best to incorporate all your ideas (if even possible) into this game. Also LOL at that Spanish Manlove sprite.

Thank you to The Protagonist for his artwork for enemies. Always welcoming more but God drat you're doing a bang up job and it is greatly appreciated.

You goons will be happy to know that Applewhite will be doing some artwork for the game as well. And also accepting any other members to help work on things. Video editors for cut scenes (Star Wars style opening scroll for the start of the game?) would rock.

Here are some more specific things I need from you guys:

Weapons/Items Ideas:
I need a lot of weapons and items and armor that will be sufficient quest reward items. For example "Mountain Dew" and "A Jar of Your Own Cum" are consumable items, while "Fleshlight" is a weapon. The quest rewards will likely be class specific so I'm gonna need a lot of them. For example an Incel who uses magic and staff type weapons wouldn't receive a shield from a quest, but a White Knight would receive a shield from that same quest.

Spell/Ability moves:
Names of spells for magic casters and names of attack moves for melee.

ok here is a poopsock

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 16:47

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Just make sure there is a somethig sensitive zone and use all the nazi art from wolfenstine 3d

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 18:12

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

I know its been mentioned before.... But "carrying the printer" needs to be a major quest.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 18:13

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Puzzle idea:

Figure out which urinal to use based on complicted urinal occupied patterns

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 18:16

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Party member ideas:

Vilerats ghost

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 18:17

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Power ups:

Sardines
Pokki sticks
Carmal machiattos
Chilli with beans
Mt dew code red
Soylent

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 18:20

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 18:57

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 19:36

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 19:43

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Applewhite posted:

Starwars these are v. good. How do you get the image to be bigger without the pixels getting all artifact-y? (I'm assuming you paint these in a low resolution then blow them up)

its really complicated i use a program known as Microsoft (MS) Paint. not sure on the version number but i can get that to you in PM. its a closed source program but works pretty good. i run it in WINE obviously

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 20:05

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

quest idea:

prove to everyone in Gibbstown how little you care about Redditalia... do so by traveling there and meeting everyone and meticulously reading every sign and scroll and then bring back artifacts from there and then move there and live there and marry reddit

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 23:38

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

babypolis posted:

all of your party members should be old permabanned forum superstars like bigpeeler looking for the lost king to obtain a pardon. maybe lowtax's ex wife looking for his lost true love too

good idea but if we include all of his exwives im not sure the game engine can handle that many sprites

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 10:22

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