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Paging X JAKK to this thread! e: Or did he die/get locked up?
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Zone: Frozen Wastelands of Old GBS Quest: Defeat the frigid tyrant IceQueen to return happiness to the village folk. Upon her defeat the snow melts and the wasteland grows into a springtime bloom. All the frozen npc's unfreeze and say nothing but "cuck,lol" and "im gay."
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Jul 10, 2015 04:05
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You find a man collapsed on the road, his name is Scoots Magoo and he is suffering from a spinal injury. You rush him to the local healer. The healer tells you you need to go fetch a macguffin(dew, doritos, whatever) from a nearby cave/mountain. You manage to get the thing, but arrive too late to save SM. With his dying breath he grants you a powerful ranged weapon called "the chip." Y u throw it?
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Jul 10, 2015 04:19
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Townsfolk speak of a wandering ghost knight named Stuntcock, stalking the graveyard in search of his missing skull. You speak to him, and discover a local witch named Elf Pr0n has stolen the skull in an attempt to control him. You defeat the foul witch. Upon your return to Stuntcock, you tell him of the witch's defeat. His response: "But did you get head?"
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Jul 10, 2015 04:25
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Zone: Castle Lowtaxia Quest: Integral claims dominion over Castle Lowtaxia in the Taxman's absence. Unravel her crazy bullshit lies and oust her from the castle right on her fibber's arse.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:39
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gnarlyhotep posted:dang, blast from the past My memory stretches far my friend. e: All my suggestions have been solid gold, provided anyone still remembers what the gently caress I'm referencing.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:41
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The Protagonist posted:Yeah I'd like to know more now. The more notes you hit that aren't widely known goon trivia the better really I'd rather not bring up eons old forums drama in detail in here eh? Best saved for the game don'tcha think?  e: A macguffin is located in the bowels of an ancient manor house. The sole inhabitant of the house is an all powerful demi-god that is also a mentally challenged man that is in love with all things water and sea creature related. Convince a local mermaid named "Mrs. Water" to befriend the retard god and lead him away from the macguffin. Fill the house with water coolers. Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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Jul 10, 2015 04:42
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With the help of a cardboard cut out of Captain Kirk, you must defeat the evil Fecal Lasagna Elemental from the haunted bathroom, and gain the powerful poo poo Covered Saxaphone, the Scax.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:50
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An important npc that gives you game related hints, but only speaks in quotes from other video games. e: A trap npc that when approached starts spamming the 20 page long threads written by Adaptive Systems. You cannot escape his text boxes without reading/clicking through them all.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:52
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It is too bad that one of the best and most popular CYOA authors will forever be known as just a dude with a hot mom. Rip Microwave. Save a foxy milf from being molested by her stepson, forums creep Samurai Asspirate.
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Jul 10, 2015 04:59
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Him's the one with with egg head and corn teeth!  Goons tried to get him a date with a real woman. Resident woman and hottie Killy offered to go on a date with him, but it was cancelled when his mental illness really started being discovered and disclosed.
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Jul 10, 2015 16:07
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The Goatfather posted:there should be an actual crackhead clubhouse populated by famous tcc goons The leader of the crackhead clubhouse is a villain. Lure him into a hot car to finish him!
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Jul 10, 2015 17:44
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Hogge Wild posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3551376&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post416107388 blu light?
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Jul 10, 2015 18:29
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Blacktoll posted:i don't think SA creates enough content to warrant a lovely snes style rpg, sorry We used to but then all the '05 posters joined.
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s0m3 guy posted:id like to donate for the feature to date lowtax Too late, you missed that unique window between his divorce and his meeting of his lovely new Canadian bride.
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