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BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
Predict the result of a theoretically possible faceoff between any eligible candidates in the 2016 election or primaries in this thread. Please dont argue about the chances of said faceoff or other peoples politics or whatevs :justpost:

HIllary Clinton vs. Marco Rubio
After being verbally eviscerated for close to an hour during the first debate, a sweating and stammering Rubio audibly shits himself on national TV. Despite this gaffe he still goes on to capture 45% of the popular vote.

Donald "The Donald" Trump vs. Bernie "Superstalin" Sanders
Unable to believe the election is not an incredibly high value SNL skit, not a single American votes. The only ballots cast are by the contenders themselves, leading to a Trump presidency (New York is worth more electoral votes than Vermont).

Martin O'Malley vs. Carly Fiorina
As the candidate with the most name recognition Jill Stein wins the presidency in a landslide.

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