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walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Sonofsilversign posted:

As the candidate with the most name recognition Jill Stein wins the presidency in a landslide.

lol



Lindsey Graham vs. Hillary Clinton

A historic female presidency is thwarted because most of the electorate thinks Lindsey Graham is a woman

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walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
President Barack Hussein Obama vs. [UNOPPOSED]

The Usurper declares martial law and suspends term limits, ushering in 1000 years of darkness

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Bernie Sanders vs. Scott Walker

Bernie concedes in mid-August after an attack ad featuring only the words "Socialist Jew" destroys his campaign in a single afternoon.


:siren: SERIOUS ANSWER :siren:

Scott Walker vs. Hillary Clinton

The two most unlikeable humans in existence duke it out. Walker is the anyone-but-Romney the GOP base has been looking for, but has very little crossover appeal on his own; Clinton is reviled by all but Dems are willing to swallow the bitter pill. It's close, but the new American demographic reality means Hil edges it and wins anyway.

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