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quote:He said: "To a seagull, what's the difference between a dog playing on the lawn and a baby playing on the lawn?   http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11763601/Seagull-pictured-eating-rat-in-one-go-in-Plymouth.html
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Your mom's name is Bird and my name is Mouse.
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Jul 26, 2015 17:15
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Jul 26, 2015 17:17
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is that condor?
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Jul 26, 2015 17:19
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Drunkboxer posted:is that condor?
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Jul 26, 2015 17:19
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Whirlwind Jones posted:It's fake is what it is. is it a fake condor?
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Jul 26, 2015 17:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA
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Jul 26, 2015 17:22
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yeah like birds need any more incentive to poo poo on me
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Jul 26, 2015 17:34
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on the one hand it's animal abuse which is loving psychotic on the other ha ha people gettin pooped on 
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Jul 26, 2015 17:46
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human laxative work on bird?
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Jul 26, 2015 17:48
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Germstore posted:human laxative work on bird?
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Jul 26, 2015 17:49
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Whirlwind Jones posted:No. It's fake. is sad
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Jul 26, 2015 17:49
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Whirlwind Jones posted:No. It's fake. nothing is real any more
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Jul 26, 2015 17:50
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Germstore posted:human laxative work on bird?
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Jul 26, 2015 17:51
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Jul 26, 2015 17:52
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Could've been worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXWwRON5Mx0
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Jul 26, 2015 17:53
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Please be kind in the comments!
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Jul 26, 2015 17:53
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i agree with the president of england, birbs are nuisance sometimes and eat babies
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Jul 26, 2015 17:54
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MyChemicalImbalance posted:Could've been worse. who in their right mind would waste drugs on a seagull
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Jul 26, 2015 17:55
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the us has reached a truce with our birds through the ceremonial turkey pardoning and putting a bird on everything
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Jul 26, 2015 17:55
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cram me sideways posted:Please be kind in the comments! quote:NOW I KNOW WHY THE DEER I SHOT LAST FALL HAD A BIT OF FOWL FLAVOR That's kinda funny for youtube, actually. Would read again.
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Jul 26, 2015 17:56
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Macasaurus posted:i agree with the president of england, birbs are nuisance sometimes and eat babies if they can eat rats then whats to stop them from eating The Springtime Miracle, my best racing horse?
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Jul 26, 2015 17:58
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It's a good thing computers are learning how to recognise faces and animals in pictures, because I'm really ready for a programmable autoturret to be installed on every rooftop. Blast those fuckers out of the sky!
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Jul 27, 2015 07:31
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sea gulls are the "bad boys" of the bird community
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Jul 27, 2015 07:40
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PleasureKevin posted:if they can eat rats then whats to stop them from eating The Springtime Miracle, my best racing horse? The huge amount of cum you spray into your horses anus nightly you fuckin' perv
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Jul 27, 2015 07:45
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If I go for a jog I get attacked by seagulls because they think I'm running away from them and assume they're the alpha predator, but if I walk they pay me proper respect. It looks funny when there is one guy getting attacked by like a million seagulls while everyone walking is left alone.
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Jul 27, 2015 08:31
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Moon Atari posted:If I go for a jog I get attacked by seagulls because they think I'm running away from them and assume they're the alpha predator, but if I walk they pay me proper respect. It looks funny when there is one guy getting attacked by like a million seagulls while everyone walking is left alone. find the alpha seagull and make a show of physically dominating it, take control of the seagull swarm and use them for your own nefarious purposes
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Jul 27, 2015 08:40
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Nebelwerfer posted:who in their right mind would waste drugs on a seagull no poo poo, unless that was powdered alka seltzer...
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Jul 27, 2015 17:18
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if your dog cant defend itself from a seagull then it kind of has it coming
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Jul 27, 2015 17:23
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Nebelwerfer posted:who in their right mind would waste drugs on a seagull prob. someone on a lot of drugs i guess
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Jul 27, 2015 17:36
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i want to see a bird beat up an old person
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Jul 27, 2015 17:46
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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:if your dog cant defend itself from a seagull then it kind of has it coming
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Jul 27, 2015 17:48
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A few weeks ago I was walking through a park and there was a bird standing on a narrow little walkway ahead of me. As I got closer it didn't move. Eventually I was standing right in front of it and it was just standing there staring at me. I walked around it and it didn't react at all. I watched it over my shoulder as I walked away and it just kept standing there. Birds are getting cocky.
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Jul 27, 2015 18:26
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drat that is hosed up he ate the balls and all
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Jul 27, 2015 18:43
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anything that pisses off cameron is prolly good for england shine on seagulls, paint his car white
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Jul 27, 2015 18:47
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Nefarious posted:i want to see a bird beat up an old person Here's the aftermath of Old Man vs Owl. 
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Jul 27, 2015 18:48
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quote:Prime Minister David Cameron's call for a "big conversation" about urban gulls. That country is a loving joke
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Jul 27, 2015 18:49
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Mr. T ate someone's balls once
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Jul 27, 2015 18:50
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Booblord Zagats posted:Mr. T ate someone's balls once 
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Jul 27, 2015 18:53
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cgulls are just rats with wings and are pretty despised by anyone who ever has actually lived in a coastal area
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