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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




:coffeepal:

I woke up at 9:30 today when my bf got sick of me sleeping in his office (yeah it's also the bedroom)

Im on the sofa now

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

do not be fooled bourbon biscuits are not for dipping in bourbon whiskey

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Slept til noon. Good start to the day, hope nobody expected me to be working this morning.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

broke my favourite pint glass :emo:

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Bobby Deluxe posted:

do not be fooled bourbon biscuits are not for dipping in bourbon whiskey

They do however have a tiny amount of regal french blood, I've seen them made.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Bobby Deluxe posted:

do not be fooled bourbon biscuits are not for dipping in bourbon whiskey

Conversely, however, choco leibniz are a good accompaniment to mathematics

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i think you mean fig newtons :mad:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



hemale in pain posted:

Keep us updated

The eagle has landed

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I really want a PS5. Where can I get one?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

kecske posted:

broke my favourite pint glass :emo:

:rip:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

lmao my wisdom tooth hurts less now its out

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




fridge corn posted:

I really want a PS5. Where can I get one?

Get a chisel and a sharpie and soon your ps4 can be a ps5

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
Just checking my tax account to see if my employer is trying a fraud and found this:

Non Coded Income
£1,111

What is this? Is this an allowance for something?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Collateral posted:

Just checking my tax account to see if my employer is trying a fraud and found this:

Non Coded Income
£1,111

What is this? Is this an allowance for something?

Have you had income from other sources? Eg selling stuff or doing some private work or some sort of pension? (or have you in earlier years?)

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Furlough?

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Have you had income from other sources? Eg selling stuff or doing some private work or some sort of pension? (or have you in earlier years?)

I used to run a business but that was a Ltd Co. The accountants did my personal accounts, so they could claim everything, but I deregistered when I wound the company up. No incomes other than work.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's the theoretical money that might exist based on your previous income and is being used to calculate your tax brackets, but without actually taking anything.

I think.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
Right, I've asked for it to be removed.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I just crashed my car lol

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

fridge corn posted:

I just crashed my car lol

:cripes:

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


At least it wasnt a Ferrari.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Collateral posted:

I used to run a business but that was a Ltd Co. The accountants did my personal accounts, so they could claim everything, but I deregistered when I wound the company up. No incomes other than work.

Yeah I think it's a new thing - they make a random guess on what other income you might have not covered by tax codes (eg from previous other income) so when it moves to 'real time' taxation at some point, they'll be creaming off an element for that that you'll have to wait for the end of the tax year to get back.

I took £10k out of my pension in October 2019 to buy this flat and in their infinite wisdom, the tax they deducted from that was calculated as if I was going to be taking £10k every month (despite only £2k was left after taking the £10k out) leaving me over £2k short so I had to take a cash bung from my credit card to make up the difference which card luckily was doing them then unlike now with covid all that has stopped on many cards. (OK I got the £2k back after filling in an R55 or whatever but still had to wait a few weeks to get it).
(Something to look out for if any of you are near the age of being able to tap up your pension. And if you are 55+ and have a pension plan, you can't get UC unless you raid the pension which erm the govt is always complaining people don't have enough saved for your retirement but you have to spend it to buy frivolities such as milk, lentils and electricity and variety packs of biscuits for 99p.)

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




fridge corn posted:

I just crashed my car lol

grats.

i assume you and whomever you crashed into (hopefully a tory) are ok

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

someone just used the phrase "sharing the load" in a meeting

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

fridge corn posted:

I just crashed my car lol

keith?

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Dysgenesis posted:

At least it wasnt a Ferrari.

I kinda wish it was instead of my own dumb car

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

someone just used the phrase "sharing the load" in a meeting

You do work at Brazzers though

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Today I have mostly been reading about trepanning drills.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i work with large herds of bison in kent, actually

https://www.kentwildlifetrust.org.uk/jobs/bison-rangers-x-2

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
You're obviously not very good at it, since it's now billed as a small herd of bison.

fridge corn, did you crash into a straying bison?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

large herd the size of a small herd

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
Have you been stealing them one or two at a time so you can have your own home herd?

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
Just been googling as this is fascinating. Apparently it's a herd of four, which is really stretching the definition. I suppose it makes the prospect of a stampede less concerning.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

essential/desirable skills:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I have all but one of those

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
who the gently caress makes these games that appear on my facebook ads



although, with them needing to hire a shitload of customs officers for Brexit, maybe this is good practice?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I've got lockdown madness and am going for a walk

Along the same loving track next to the house

Urgghhhh

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

fridge corn posted:

I just crashed my car lol

How hosed is it?

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Bape Culture posted:

How hosed is it?

^ the question I was going to ask.

You all good, right?

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