UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I have been mainlining persona 4 golden recently. I would enjoy it more if it had some better "shut the gently caress up" options in the audio menu.

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Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Walked to the shops in the snow and it was kind of nice but mostly exhausting.

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

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NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

A dapper gent operating a fair and reputable service

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Remembering that I am pretty much skint and about to bleed out my savings again, I'd like to submit to DJF a different type prize to the bake off;

1-month of daily short poetry, by me, to you every morning by PM or if you're brave text

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NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

this would seem suitable punishment for the losers i agree

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CancerCakes: Jan 10, 2006

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's time for another thread bakeoff, to topple ratty, cancercakes, learnincurve and goldenninjawarrior from their thrones of flour

forums upgrades up for grabs. categories + dates to be posted next week sometime. for now, consider cakes.

Nice, but sainos is all out of Jamie Oliver jerky at the moment

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Actually yeah, worst cake gets my poetry. I'm up for that.

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freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

I will send a picture of my cake via post to anyone that wants it.

This is not a trick to get addresses for patio purposes

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Bobby Deluxe posted:

im going to bake some fimo, fimo is bread now

Structure purist, function neutral.

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Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Snow is bullshit
Not even sticking, just wet and cold

# ? Feb 9, 2021 11:33

Quotey: Aug 16, 2006; We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Salisbury Snape posted:

Snow is bullshit
Not even sticking, just wet and cold

nice and thick up here. needed a doctors appointment and now can't get out of the bloody street. they're also not taking appointments in advance for some reason, so have to call up at 830 and pray

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NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Salisbury Snape posted:

just wet and cold

youre just thinking of england

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hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

Does it have to be cake? I made pizza and that's sorta baking

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NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Being in a state of having previously made pizza does not preclude you from, at some future point, baking a cake. You would do well to remember this.

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

*submits baked potato*

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freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Ratjaculation posted:

*submits baked potato*

Please don't dox me

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Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

All I have is a brick

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Pistol_Pete: Sep 15, 2007; Oven Wrangler

loving lol at seeing Dogecoin getting reported on in the Financial Times.

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Luv 2 Make Musk More Moolah

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hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

Ratjaculation posted:

*submits baked potato*

If you gathered a ball of mashed potato and somehow kneaded it into a baked potato with some sort of potato skin substitute I think it count

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Only if the skin is made of fondant.

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

I actually love mash browns, but you need to go ott with the seasoning to make them gold standard

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hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

Omg I've not had a hash brown for too long

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Hash browns are good also

Also has hash brown waffles atm, something u didn't know I needed

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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

i am getting a lovely cuddle from the boy this morning

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Another Grindr Success Story

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Galewolf: Jan 9, 2007; The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

I'm ordering Lebanese to celebrate a new short term contract but won't say no to some hash browns, too.

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

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Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

Living on the continent and eating loving custard creams. I mean they're pretty decent but 'cmon you bellends.

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Collateral: Feb 17, 2010

Have any of you guys ever had much luck brewing wine from shop bought grape juice?

I thought I would try my hand at DIY before I get a Beaverdale kit. I can get Boiron purees for differing flavours. I have 240 empty bottles doing nothing right now, that's like 8 brews, so with nothing better to do with my time.

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Gasmask: Apr 27, 2003; And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

here's my cake

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feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Collateral posted:

Have any of you guys ever had much luck brewing wine from shop bought grape juice?

My main concern would be preservatives loving with the yeast.

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oh no computer: May 27, 2003

i've only ever made "prison wine" from juice (which I would not recommend) but i think wine is really hard to gently caress up

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Collateral posted:

Have any of you guys ever had much luck brewing wine from shop bought grape juice?

I thought I would try my hand at DIY before I get a Beaverdale kit. I can get Boiron purees for differing flavours. I have 240 empty bottles doing nothing right now, that's like 8 brews, so with nothing better to do with my time.

as gin says - be wary of preservatives. google indicates you should check the ingredients for sodium benzoate or potassium sorbate

# ? Feb 9, 2021 17:46

The Donut: Aug 28, 2008; Zelensky's Zealots; Soiled Meat

Collateral posted:

Have any of you guys ever had much luck brewing wine from shop bought grape juice?

I thought I would try my hand at DIY before I get a Beaverdale kit. I can get Boiron purees for differing flavours. I have 240 empty bottles doing nothing right now, that's like 8 brews, so with nothing better to do with my time.

When I used to make wine I remember using shop bought grape juice, worked fine but yeah just make sure you get 100% grape juice no added bs just in case

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NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Will the donut enter the cake bakery competition for added confusion in the event of a victory?

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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Gasmask posted:

here's my cake

careful, these days you get arrested and put in jail for taking a knife to captain tom

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

scary cake

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