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Unless it's my work, I spend half my time fixing other peoples work, usually our company's guys. My work isn't the fastest, or the cheapest but its always done to a high standard that I would be happy with in my own home 
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Apr 13, 2021 22:25
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since time immemorial it is an ancient rite that with the arriving of new blood to the ritual site, the principal acolyte must suck air through his teeth and speak aloud the words 'gently caress me look at the state of that! who put that in, stevie wonder?' same as it ever was
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Apr 13, 2021 22:25
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honestly its the tools. It absoultely is. A good workman doesnt blame their tools they just have the right tools
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Apr 13, 2021 22:27
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defend your honour and kill them in a duel
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Apr 13, 2021 22:29
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Or a decent pair of wellies
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Apr 13, 2021 22:29
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Red Oktober posted:Non-refundable (taken off your tab) deposits are the way forward, and they've been needed for a while to be honest. Now is the time to get people on board with it - they're desperate enough for a space that they'll put up with it in a way they wouldn't have before all this happened. Or maybe just not requiring booking everywhere like some German holidaymakers dream world would be better? I’ve been to two places without booking, seems fine.
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Apr 13, 2021 22:30
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certain events over the past eighteen months have indicated the benefits of not cramming people together in a queue, and also having traceability of your patrons
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Apr 13, 2021 22:32
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i should of got a laser level
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Apr 13, 2021 22:32
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so i deliberately didnt meet this dude at site in the tesla, went in the saab so he knew I didnt have any money. he rocked up in a c63 AMG blipping and blupping at me lol.
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Apr 13, 2021 22:36
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You and I live in wildly different worlds goonfren
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Apr 13, 2021 22:54
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i am writing a late 1990s family sitcom that tackles important issues. what yous think of this sample dialogue *teenage son enters house dishevelled and bleary eyed (use onions for this [check if legal])* mum: what time you call this?! we have been worried sick!!! dad: you have been out longer than i have had hot dinners!!!!!!!!!!! *audience laugh* have you been doing ecstasy-drugs or marijuana?! son: i was just out with some friends, dad, chill-out!!! dad: who?! tinky winky, lala and bleeding po?!?!? *audience laugh* (n.b. the dad is the funny one)
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Apr 13, 2021 23:03
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I ended up getting some camomile and honey tea which I plan to add a bit of ginger and lemon to to sort the throat. Wish I'd thought of Sunny D earlier. The death of the humble ten deck is political correctness gone mad imo
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Apr 13, 2021 23:11
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learnincurve posted:You and I live in wildly different worlds goonfren sometimes maybe but I'm not so sure.
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Apr 13, 2021 23:18
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anyway my cancer ridden mother who lives in france has had her vaccine. It seems very hosed up there how you get it but I dont really care when its her.
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Apr 13, 2021 23:22
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My mum got her first vaccine jab last week, after I finally convinced her that it wasn't a plot to download Roma DNA into her cells over 5G despite what Facebook says. I'm in NI and we started vaccinating over-40s this week which I just about qualify for. Got one booked for Friday and they asked for an H&C number during booking. I've no idea what that is and I'm still registered with a GP from my old home town, who I haven't visited in years and she might well be dead.
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Apr 13, 2021 23:34
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:vaccinating over-40s this week which I just about qualify for well you either do... or you dont pal? lol
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Apr 13, 2021 23:46
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i miss my friends a lot actually thinking about it lol
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Apr 13, 2021 23:48
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:My mum got her first vaccine jab last week, after I finally convinced her that it wasn't a plot to download Roma DNA into her cells over 5G despite what Facebook says. you should be able to get it by just ringing the practice
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Apr 13, 2021 23:53
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i'm hungry
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crispix posted:i am writing a late 1990s family sitcom that tackles important issues. what yous think of this sample dialogue Please work in a line about mad cow disease, I remember it being very funny at the time.
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Looke posted:What’s the correct course of action if you block someone’s toilet with a massive turd? Asking for a friend When I was at school my friends and I were invited to an 18th birthday party and all anybody remembers is one guy blocking the toilet, panicking and drawing attention to himself and ending up putting a bin bag over his arm and pulling his mammoth turd out which he then carried through the kitchen to put in the wheelie bin outside.
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Apr 14, 2021 05:49
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crispix posted:i am writing a late 1990s family sitcom that tackles important issues. what yous think of this sample dialogue Ooh, are they average earners who somehow manage to live in an absolutely massive house in London?
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Apr 14, 2021 06:31
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Ben, I just rented out your new games room to a slovenly lodger. OH BLOODY HELL SUSAN
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Apr 14, 2021 06:36
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CancerCakes posted:i'm hungry Me too. Looking at JustEat right now and considering ordering a McButter. 
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Apr 14, 2021 07:42
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sO RelAtabLe
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Apr 14, 2021 07:44
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There's something about commercial radio cash giveaways that really loving irk me
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Apr 14, 2021 07:50
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It's one of those things where the more I think about it the angrier I get about it
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Apr 14, 2021 07:51
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Apparently I'm officially old. I choose to listen to radio 4 instead of anything else now. Bonus is no commercial cash giveaways Downside is there are some serious hosed up opinions to make me mad instead.
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Apr 14, 2021 07:53
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having to get pcr tested for work now (in lambeth) thanks to covid variant 69420. can't wait to continue being sealed indoors for the summer
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Apr 14, 2021 07:58
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My son listens to a Uk Christian radio station which is normal radio without the danger of swearing, it’s DJs seem to be young people who hate Christian rock, and they had a fundraiser for a telephone line for sad and lonely old ladies who were missing gossip at church to call and one person anonymously donated the £5k they were after - and I want to know who it is who listens to a tiny Christian radio station who has that kind of money to randomly drop.
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Apr 14, 2021 08:54
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her maj
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Apr 14, 2021 08:57
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plenty of old folks with good pensions they haven't been spending for a year.
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Apr 14, 2021 09:19
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Salisbury Snape posted:Apparently I'm officially old. I choose to listen to radio 4 instead of anything else now. My wife listens to the classical music station (can't remember what it is called). People on it bang on about their horses and taking their boats out, in the interludes between classical music.
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Apr 14, 2021 09:21
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are there any goons not in lambeth
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Apr 14, 2021 09:23
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Salisbury Snape posted:Apparently I'm officially old. I choose to listen to radio 4 instead of anything else now. Anti vax ones? Go on, what kind?
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Apr 14, 2021 09:25
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The local Jehovah’s witnesses sent me an actual handwritten letter asking if I believe in resurrection for loved ones who have died of covid and I don’t think Debbie is doing ok to be honest.
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Apr 14, 2021 09:29
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I have it welded to five live in the car occasionally switching to talksport when I want to hear some just appalling takes about how much footballers get paid from some bloke in a van
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Apr 14, 2021 09:30
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:are there any goons not in lambeth I'm in Brent atm
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I discovered there is a goon living down the road from me and we regularly walk/bike on the same greenway.
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