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My mates were at a stag do at the weekend. No activities planned, not even a meal. The stag was sick on himself and others by 5pm and everyone went home. Luckily I missed it as it sounded very grim.
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Why are midgies swarming at 7am and trying to eat me alive in my dog walk wtf summer  I also sunburned yesterday because apparently my puny genes can't deal with the sun with just factor 20 suncream!
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May 9, 2016 06:57
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Good morning
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May 9, 2016 07:33
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morning butty hows it going?
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May 9, 2016 07:39
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Fraction posted:Why are midgies swarming at 7am and trying to eat me alive in my dog walk wtf summer the first strong sun of the year does that to me too (Which is why I have pinkish sections around my shoulders). as for midges, can't help there, they don't eat me (just party boat  ) however, if there are mosquitos around you needn't worry about them munching on you because I am apparently a very tasty treat 
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May 9, 2016 07:51
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Thanks for the stag do advice guys 
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May 9, 2016 07:59
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Nnnnnnngghhhh
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May 9, 2016 08:28
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The day daystar burns brighter than ever this morning, weather wizard is a oval office
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May 9, 2016 08:33
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death to the sun. I am on an unpleasant train
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May 9, 2016 08:39
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I'm walking to work and it's really nice
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May 9, 2016 08:51
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Do I; A. Go for a long walk by the canal, or B. Hang out at my friend's burger van all day?
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May 9, 2016 09:06
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is it a canal you're likely to get murdered on or a nice canal? either way burger van is best option
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May 9, 2016 10:31
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drive the burger van into the canal
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May 9, 2016 11:23
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Vitamins posted:is it a canal you're likely to get murdered on or a nice canal? The canal in Glasgow is both.
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May 9, 2016 11:41
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Fingerless Gloves posted:The day daystar burns brighter than ever this morning, weather wizard is a oval office
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May 9, 2016 11:44
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Jose posted:it hought you were an events organiser or something? I'm a full time chef and a part time event promoter and "artist". Which reminds me I've just missed my deadline to do the design for some compilation album for a magazine. gently caress. I'm a bad artist.
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May 9, 2016 11:46
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Bobby Deluxe posted:um, astrology is not my department??? get you'are facts straight next time fucktart Did you ever consider that the two things were unrelated? Of course you loving didn't did you. Shut th efuck up
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May 9, 2016 12:16
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noted astromancer dobby beluxe is in charge of the sun
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May 9, 2016 12:22
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Solefald posted:I'm a full time chef and a part time event promoter and "artist". Tell them you like, can't rush creative genius maaaan
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May 9, 2016 13:15
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Just had a choc ice cos it's basically tropical in Glasgow today.
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May 9, 2016 13:26
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Bozza posted:Just had a choc ice cos it's basically tropical in Glasgow today. what was his name
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May 9, 2016 13:29
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pint of science is on soon, but the event I want is sold out already
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May 9, 2016 13:47
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Phoon posted:pint of science is on soon, but the event I want is sold out already sometimes the jokes write themselves 
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May 9, 2016 13:55
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i really might go to that being human one, but the perils of youth one clashes with one about gravitational waves at the victoria
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May 9, 2016 14:13
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I wanted to go to the pint of science ones up here but I couldn't choose given that I could have only seen one a day and I wanted to see about 6 different things Also, it's quite warm here. Warm enough that I am in fairly short shorts, vest, and workboots, my one concession to site safety apparel.
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May 9, 2016 14:43
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corn in the fridge posted:what was his name lol my air conditioning just broke, send help im melting
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May 9, 2016 14:48
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idont have aircon just a fan and a window and a shitload of flies
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May 9, 2016 14:51
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i need to get a fan for work but idk what to get since it can't be too loud so i can't get a really powerful one
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May 9, 2016 14:55
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Bobby Deluxe posted:idont have aircon just a fan and a window and a shitload of flies no fan here but definitely have flies *shoos them out* dog not doing her job, she looked at a fly and turned her back on it.
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May 9, 2016 15:03
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Get a dyson fan and then just tell everyone that the cleaner is in.
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May 9, 2016 15:04
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i wish i had aircon at home instead i have a window that i cant open because theres a wasp nest under the eaves of the house and the little buzzy cunts fly inside my cat still hasnt learned that hitting wasps will make them sting him so he ends up with giant swollen feet lol
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May 9, 2016 15:57
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hit the wasps nest with a long stick and then run away, continue this until they get the message
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May 9, 2016 16:04
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Get a mini CO2 fire extinguisher and dump the whole can at it.
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May 9, 2016 16:47
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get a can of deodorant and a lighter and light those tiny fuckers up burning down the house in the process
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May 9, 2016 16:48
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Huge news everyone - Eurotrash is back (for a night)
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May 9, 2016 16:49
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Phoon posted:hit the wasps nest with a long stick and then run away, continue this until they get the message gonna try this goatface posted:Get a mini CO2 fire extinguisher and dump the whole can at it. and this Phoon posted:get a can of deodorant and a lighter and light those tiny fuckers up burning down the house in the process this is my usual method of dealing with wasps freezing them with air duster is good too
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May 9, 2016 17:05
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wasps tend to get the rubber hose
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May 9, 2016 18:02
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if you burn down the house the wasps wont have anywhere to nest. checkmate
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May 9, 2016 18:07
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well, except in you
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rip learnincurve. clearly didn't survive the canal walk since there were no posts about how nice it was for all the posters itt at work
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