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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he married a really hot teacher from my school who was in her late 20s when i was doing my a levels

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Vitamins
May 1, 2012


im very late but pacific rim is cool and good

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Vitamins posted:

im very late but pacific rim is cool and good

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
a somewhat ugly girl messasged me on tinder and wants to come round and idk if i want to go for it

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Jose posted:

a somewhat ugly girl messasged me on tinder and wants to come round and idk if i want to go for it

Post her pic and I will make the decision for

Or pm if you think she is a goon or fluos ghosts mum

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

go to hers instead, what's the worst that could happen

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Vitamins posted:

im very late but pacific rim is cool and good

FOR MY FAMILY!

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

pacific rim is cheesy and bad like transformers and if it wasn't full of weeaboo horseshit more people would think this instead of just me it seems

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Atlantic rim is however flawless for a ripoff

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



and jfc Jose she has a beard don't do it

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

Jose posted:

a somewhat ugly girl messasged me on tinder and wants to come round and idk if i want to go for it

If you're getting messages from girls you probably want to be careful since it's statutory rape if you have sex with them.

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
Guys in just got back from a work night out and you know gemma and you know oliver well you won't believe who wants to gently caress each other

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Kluliss posted:

If you're getting messages from girls you probably want to be careful since it's statutory rape if you have sex with them.

sorry kluliss, i meant woman, shes the same age as me

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



The pics in the PMs you sent me were lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
no longer being under a gin haze i've decided that its a bad idea

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Did she talk about her son after? Little big taff

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Fingerless Gloves posted:

Guys in just got back from a work night out and you know gemma and you know oliver well you won't believe who wants to gently caress each other

no fuckin way

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

Jose posted:

sorry kluliss, i meant woman, shes the same age as me

The response I posted was a lot politer than my initial one, and I'm glad about that if you were alcohol fueled :D (For completeness: No-one likes a pity date/shag/anything, especially not from people who're doing it despite thinking you're ugly. We know when you think we're not pretty, trust me.)

Well done for doing the right thing, anyway?


vvvvvvvvv

buteruc posted:

today is my birthday. I am 21.

I don't think I like you any more...
Happy Birthday!

Kluliss fucked around with this message at 09:43 on May 21, 2016

buteruc
Feb 12, 2009

today is my birthday. I am 21.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
I only make love, I'd never degrade myself with pity sex

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that explains the two-year hiatus

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Kluliss posted:

thinking about weird and wonderful wood, I really want to go to the penis museum in iceland.

I stayed in a hotel immediately across the road from it, I did not visit, that is my Iceland penis museum story.


Vitamins posted:

im very late but pacific rim is cool and good

Agreed.


buteruc posted:

today is my birthday. I am 21.

Downhill all the way from now.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

australia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuwprXAaSv0

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

The Big Taff Man posted:

I only make love, I'd never degrade myself with pity sex

lol if you're not being degraded during sex

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

buteruc posted:

today is my birthday. I am 21.

aren't you too young to be doing a phd

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card :)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ymca remix sounding pretty milquetoast

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Banshee's finale was fantastic. Watch the show if you haven't... ok bye

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
hi, any goons on virgin media? they accidentally(?) made every imgur picture on the internet broken for you too? its like browsing the forums when waffle-whatever went down.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
yeah its really bad i can't see any of the gifs in the frinkiac thread

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

yeah imgur isn't working for me either and I'm on VM

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
I put on my german vpn and wizard hat.


I looked it up and apparently they blocked russian facebook as well. Some intern is up poo poo creek right now imo

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Yep imgur broken here on VM too.
Thought it was at my end

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

apparently I ordered this while drunk last weekend. I guess I have to learn calligraphy now

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Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

buteruc posted:

today is my birthday. I am 21.

I'm 31

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

same

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
the hiroshima peace park memorial is just as sobering as it was last time i was here even though it hasn't changed one bit

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
also hiroshima okonomiyaki is 9000 times better than osaka style

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
I am on the Isle of Arran and it is v nice.

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Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I missed my train from Oxford which has led me to discovering a trendy bar just round the corner from the station. I might just stay here for the rest of the day.

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