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Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


I'm on the train home with a fever and I keep on nearly pissing myself every time I cough and sneeze.

I can't wait to get home but oh god why

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Vitamins
May 1, 2012


its cold

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Im at work

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Bozza is it loving freezing outside why the gently caress does this train have air con flowing

I'm a loving ice box right now

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I'm also on a train

It now has a hearing dog for deaf people on it. A good dog

Jose fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Oct 3, 2016

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


a colleague has started saying yas instead of yes, im indescribably annoyed

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Vitamins posted:

a colleague has started saying yas instead of yes, im indescribably annoyed

yesh

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i didnt know jose was related to marissa tomei

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

marissa tomei :swoon:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

marissa tomei in the wrestler :riker:

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Deutsche bank is stupid as gently caress. They time you out every ten mins of the application to work there so good luck if you'd written all your poo poo in the application directly (already happened once) and now it's not accepting copy paste

How does anyone design something so incredibly retarded?

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

Solefald posted:

Bozza is it loving freezing outside why the gently caress does this train have air con flowing

I'm a loving ice box right now

Don't ask me, trains are a moving nuisance to my designs.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Furia posted:

Deutsche bank is stupid as gently caress. They time you out every ten mins of the application to work there so good luck if you'd written all your poo poo in the application directly (already happened once) and now it's not accepting copy paste

How does anyone design something so incredibly retarded?

idk if you want to work there atm. this may be a stalling tactic

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Furia posted:

Deutsche bank is stupid as gently caress. They time you out every ten mins of the application to work there so good luck if you'd written all your poo poo in the application directly (already happened once) and now it's not accepting copy paste

How does anyone design something so incredibly retarded?

its ok theyll probably go under soon so no one will have to deal with their hiring process again :)

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I just need them to survive till summer so I can intern there and be out the door.

Why? What challenges are they facing?

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Pro-tip: research places you're applying for jobs/internships at.

E.g. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0490x0k

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Furia posted:

Deutsche bank is stupid as gently caress. They time you out every ten mins of the application to work there so good luck if you'd written all your poo poo in the application directly (already happened once) and now it's not accepting copy paste

How does anyone design something so incredibly retarded?

I've not seen a job website do that since the early 2000's. Perhaps it's a way of weeding out slow typers?

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


ive heard of this place called enron do you think theyd be good to work for???

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
It's not that I don't research (usually) the places I apply to. I'm doing it as a numbers game kinds thing so I don't really care as long as I do an internship

And really after that and the article I'm thinking about not even wasting my time

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Bobby Deluxe posted:

marissa tomei :swoon:

hubba hubba :q:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

there are freshers at uni right now who are the same age as the big lebowski

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Bobby Deluxe posted:

there are freshers at uni right now who are the same age as the big lebowski

I got news for you

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Vitamins posted:

ive heard of this place called enron do you think theyd be good to work for???

lol

Pedricko
Apr 7, 2008
Sausages in Leicester this week

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Bobby Deluxe posted:

there are freshers at uni right now who are the same age as the big lebowski

2 years and they'll have been born in 2000 mate

Porn is gonna get weird soon

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

or better

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


a world with post-9/11 porners will be interesting and frightening

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Looke posted:

or better

drat actors won't stop looking at their phones

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'm in the office and I'm 90% sure there is some sort of ghost in the wood burner

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this is not the best link to get from this poster

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
porn. porn never changes

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Bobby Deluxe posted:

this is not the best link to get from this poster

lol

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

although i did find out that typhoo make a peppermint tea and it tastes like the peppermint tea when i was a kid and i am so happy right now you guys

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

fridge corn posted:

porn. porn never changes

the end of the wank occurred pretty much as we had predicted. too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around. the details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones.

the computer monitor was nearly wiped clean of life.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



when humanities end finally comes there will be just one survivor. alone, aged 40, in his primark joggers, dancing infront of his tv

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i can't believe bobby is getting patio'd for his top taste in women

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i personally believe bobby should not be slain

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



can we make an online poll to decide?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

thanks guys its always nice to find out you deserve to live

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Vitamins
May 1, 2012


congrats on your living bobby

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