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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Apparently not http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/04/buckingham-palace-forced-to-deny-prince-philip-has-died-ahead-of-emergency-meeting-6614625/

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

probably wills is marrying that actress lass

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

or now that parliament is closed the queens gonna use the nuclear option and refuse to sign brexit

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Manic X posted:

I had a dream last night that me, ratty and some random third good were probated for 11 month and 6 days for a conversation bout breakfast cereals.

that was me

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


wait there's elections today? oops lol

Manic X
Jul 1, 2015

:britain:

Bobby Deluxe posted:

probably wills is marrying that actress lass

Oh that terrible actress from Suits. Does this mean the Queen called an emergency meeting of the Royal Assassination Squad cause she's not a whitey?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I... am no longer in my 20s

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Manic X posted:

Oh that terrible actress from Suits. Does this mean the Queen called an emergency meeting of the Royal Assassination Squad cause she's not a whitey?

I'd avoid driving in any tunnels if I were her

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Ratjaculation posted:

I... am no longer in my 20s

Hbd ratty

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back

Ratjaculation posted:

I... am no longer in my 20s

I'm sorry you've had to live this long

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3784826&perpage=40&pagenumber=175#post471993059

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


Prince Phillip has discovered mangosteen

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
mangosteen is good

source: me, this thread

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



lmao

Ratjaculation posted:

I... am no longer in my 20s


happy birthday ratman

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
grats on living 15 times longer than the average rat

Manic X
Jul 1, 2015

:britain:

Ratjaculation posted:

I... am no longer in my 20s

Did you somehow find a way to become a teenager again?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

'My 20s' is the name of the orange rat

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Ratjaculation posted:

I... am no longer in my 20s

Happy bday get wasted and high all night

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
https://www.indy100.com/article/masturbation-work-office-good-health-science-report-month-7525081

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
Way ahead of you

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Happy birthday Rat

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i've just seen someone wearing a tail at tesco

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Jose posted:

i've just seen someone wearing a tail at tesco

freelop posted:

Happy birthday Rat

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

*posts that big train sketch*

i had a wank at work once but in my defence i was doing overtime on a saturday and i was really hungover

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i try not to work while im supposed to be wanking

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

happily loling at the people down south who are getting rained on while I've gotten sunburn in North West Scotland

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

happily lolling at those "people" in scotland

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


i also forgot its my dads birthday this weekend and i need to find a present for him :thumbsup:

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

happily lolling at those "people" in scotland

it's true the locals tend to be fatter/uglier than the average person in England

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Thank you internet friends

Whorelord posted:

happily loling at the people down south who are getting rained on while I've gotten sunburn in North West Scotland

I've been pretty much as south as you can get hiking and this was the view today...

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Whorelord posted:

happily loling at the people down south who are getting rained on while I've gotten sunburn in North West Scotland

God drat it, the north is legit having a drought and it sucks. :( I know this because I now have a garden and an allotment and it hasn't rained properly for 6 weeks and have you ever had to water an allotment with a watering can?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Outside the M25 counts as North. Have the tories taught you nothing?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i have made a very large lasagne

(mince unmarinaded)

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

happy birthday

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freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Avoid Bachelors Vindaloo Noodles
They are not even slightly spiced ffs what's the point?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Profits.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i try not to work while im supposed to be wanking

bobby keeps posting about wanking in a vain attempt to pretend the brain pills he's on haven't broken his dick

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i found a picture of his last attempt

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
i finished horizon it was pretty cool but kinda just okay

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
zelda is extremely ftw

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