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Submarine
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 19:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 02:16 |
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Ratjaculation posted:should note that i am a poor and will be carrying a lot of crap you should be able to check-in your bags so you'll just be left with whatever you want to take on the plane as hand luggage. then I would just hop on the Heathrow express to Paddington and explore London to kill time. At Heathrow itself there is gently caress all to do ever.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 20:34 |
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the gently caress is a laser train?
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 19:26 |
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weed is a good painkiller
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 20:28 |
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 20:52 |
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UncleBlazer posted:Interesting conundrum. I slept with two women this weekend. Today I got a text from some number asking how I could have done that to this person and they want me to explain myself. are you quite sure you haven't raped someone?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 21:13 |
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I struggle to believe that Ipswich is the third most happiest place in the UK.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 21:24 |
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Ratjaculation posted:best man speech guidance pls Email some of the groom's close friends and collect some stories. Mention how beautiful his bride to be is, throwaway comment early on. Do not dwell. Alternatively do dwell and tell her that she has made a big mistake and should be with you. Talk about shock at him finding a wife because of ineptness on a date, but not about proper exes. Be funny. Get drunk
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 01:19 |
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What did he do?
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 12:39 |
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highland toffee
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 19:46 |
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don't think so, just that one who jumped around the weather map in liverpool docks on this morning with richard and judy
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 19:51 |
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 20:59 |
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yeah you're a loving retard if you put anything other than beans or ground beans into your coffee making device or machine. gently caress right off with this poo poo
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:28 |
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Nigel Farage posted:The Tassimo t-disc pods are about £15-25+ for 40 servings on amazon. that's about 140g of coffee, you should be able to get 500g of organic fair trade coffee for like anywhere between £5 - 10 quid. you're being ripped off you loving mongoloid
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:31 |
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... *sigh* yes and you put the t-disc pod into the machine, rather than just the beans or ground beans directly. it's a totally unnecessary waste of resources and energy producing single serving packaging for home use where it is totally unnecessary.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:39 |
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goatface posted:They're made for people who drink one cup of coffee a day. my nigga have you heard of the areopress, or a small cafetiere perhaps even the small stovetop things that I don't even know what they're called but I use one? all of these can make single cups of coffee no problem.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:44 |
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I drink stupid amounts of coffee from the machine at work that is huge and grinds beans for you there and then. Definitely too much coffee and it's definitely effecting my sleep pattern negatively. when I can be bothered on the weekend I'll make a nice coffee at home on the stove top job to go with the fresh squeezed orange and grapefruit juice I like to make myslef
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 19:19 |
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yank juice is what I'll be getting on my face tonight if she plays her cards right
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 20:19 |
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Bozza posted:Glasgow loves the Leeds. makes sense
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 22:21 |
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Nigel Farage posted:How does it feel being a social failure? Says the person with the something awful gimmick account
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 01:11 |
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Bozza posted:Yes? My normal type is posh girls but I've found that doesn't usually end well given the non-negotiable stance on Marxism. That estuary accent reminds me of the girls I got nowhere with at school, so good back up. toot toot
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 21:01 |
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that dog should be on string
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 22:26 |
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 23:19 |
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Jose posted:i tried to take the dog for a walk and got to the end of the street and he turned round to face the house and wouldn't go any further Feed it
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 17:42 |
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Feed it to an apex predator
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 17:43 |
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DJ Ease the dude behind Nightmares On Wax is from Leeds so it can't be all bad
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 17:05 |
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Ratjaculation posted:i live alone atm, and its why i wont post my fridge. its empty apart from some celery and leftovers post a pic of your sad wilting, slightly browning celery in your bachelor pad
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 17:47 |
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cumin, turmeric, paprika, garlic, chillies and onion. really that's all you need for basic curry, maybe a dash of cinnamon and some lemon juice if you're feeling frisky.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 19:32 |
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how old are you crispix?
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 20:20 |
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i am curious, it just surprises me that an adult might get intimidated by going shopping for basic food stuffs. top tip - make a shopping list; find a recipe that sounds tasty. see what ingredients it requires, things such as spices can be bought in larger volumes because they are likely to be used again and again. If you want to see what recipes have common ingredients, look up a few different types of thing you like and see what shared ingredients they have. make your list, go to the shop. buy things. cook them.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 20:31 |
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lol well enjoy loving up ur veggie curries then mate. get used to the single life!!
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 20:45 |
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crispy you live in Northern Ireland, are single, vegetarian and can't even cook yourself dinner to your own satisfaction, let alone a dining partners. I can understand why you're so hostile, but there's no need for it.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 20:51 |
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what did u do to my plants ?
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 20:58 |
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just eat these
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 21:40 |
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boardwalk empire
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 22:42 |
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it's just a really small dog
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 23:02 |
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u could always watch this one:
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 00:19 |
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Is anyone going to go to Weston Super Mare for the Banksy show? It's midday and I had one pint and A salad already, might make it to the office by two on my way to the airport
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 18:15 |
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You need to reevaluate your life choices and maybe some back with a non retarded gimmick
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 18:59 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 02:16 |
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Bozza posted:Ban Farage from this thread imo. He has voodoo powers
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 19:37 |