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Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Hi can I post in here

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Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Only when I can't downdog

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Quote-Unquote posted:

why do HMRC take two weeks to provide official documentation of my job history?

it's all in the loving database just press a button and email me the PDF, it's 2019 ffs

I have to have a background check before I can start my new job and part of the requirement is a five year job history from HMRC. Apparently my 10+ years of payslips and multiple glowing references aren't sufficient proof of employment.

5yrs seems a bit much but I feel your pain re: employment paperwork

I am about to start a new NHS job and the level of paperwork + DBS checks is a bit much imo. I've been in the NHS for years can't you just assume I have still not done a crime

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





And if you're on an erection you may struggle to get beta blockers

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Doctor Cocktopus

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Hello new thread friends. I am currently in Scotland

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009






Glasgow. Last time I was here my friend got given a free breakfast at a pub because a guy wanted to drink and you can only drink with a meal in the morning

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Wedding for me. A most holy union of a Scot and a Swede

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Anyone ever drank Buckfast

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





My partner (Scottish) decided I need to try it as a rite of passage. This hotel is posh as balls and we've got my lovely Buckie in the mini fridge

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Deformed Church posted:

Twitter is hosed yeah.

I'd challenge the poshness of a hotel that's pushing Bucky.

It isn't. I bought Bucky yesterday and stuffed it in their fridge.

All done now though. Having a grand time. The wedding has a ceilidh!

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





what if they're shagging

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Would you still be welcome back. Just finding out how "always" the welcome is

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





It's v warm

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





In my last job in a hospital pharmacy I got someone I didn't know very well in the secret Santa so I got them an "I miss drugs" mug

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





natural wanking, maybe 12 hours of it

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Last time I filled a charity bag they didn't take it. Instructions were clearly "leave it on the doorstep" but mine is partly obscured by a hedge so don't think they looked very hard. Would've put it closer to the road but it was bin day! Charity is hard!!!!

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Just ran a 5k. Ew fitness

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Bobby Deluxe posted:

gonna be too hot to cum lads

Is that a challenge

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Hospital I work at gives out ice lollies when it gets this hot (not made from cum)

I am patiently awaiting the email

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

my office has air conditioning

Mine too but there's a woman in the office who is Permanently Cold so it's a battle to get it switched on

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





I think in this weather she'll suck it up or possibly even actually be slightly warm but we'll see. I have seen her first thing in the morning rush to open every single window just so the air con won't get switched on, such is her hatred of it

This woman went to Dubai and thought it was "just right" while her family melted so imo she should be disregarded as a freak of nature

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





The best bit is that the chairman of the hospital made it a personal project to install air con in my office because one time he visited and thought "holy poo poo it's a sauna in here"

And now it's barely ever on. Unless we get advance warning that he's visiting. Then it deliberately goes on

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Air con is on. Bliss. My cold colleague is in a jumper + has a fleece on her lap. There's a further cardigan on the back of the chair

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Nvm people felt sorry for her and switched it off. Now it's just windows open which does nothing

Should I make a scene

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





gently caress it's warm

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





I slept through the entire lovely thing

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





I no longer own cats, just furry puddles

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





The Permanently Cold coworker is not in today, gone to daughters graduation. I am prepared for this hot as balls Thursday

Less prepared that my partner wants to go running tonight

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Spare a thought for the urologists today who are spending their time in sweaty clinics putting fingers into bums

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Quote-Unquote posted:

um where do you poop from that you'd have a urologist look at it?

Prostate checks

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Ya bum doctors prob have it worse but my job deals with urological cancers so that's where my brain went

I have one doctor who always writes in his clinic letters that the patient "enjoys good erections"

Hell who doesn't?

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Quote-Unquote posted:

oh wow

everything i thought i knew about butt and willy doctors is wrong

There's the colorectal surgeons but yeah the word proctologist isn't used so much. Plus they'll look after the whole of the lower gastrointestinal tract. There's nobody who is all "I do the anus and nothing else"

except on grindr

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





I think its the word "enjoys" that gets me. You could just write "has no erectile issues", or even just "has good erections"

"Enjoys" assumes a lot about the patient. For all he knows they might have strong religious guilt

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





i'm drinking a cuban beer

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





fridge corn posted:

bucanero max?????

bucanero fuerte

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





It's wet here. And I'm glad of it.

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





It takes you a week to drive home?

Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





I'm going to football today to watch some ludicrous displays

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Sudden Javelin
Jul 6, 2009





Fingerless Gloves posted:

who should i get into elite smash

Little mac

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