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Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Oh hello I found you



The Big Taff Man posted:

I send secret text messages to all my favourite posters, and to fraction

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Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

hi how is the job going

All going good ty barely ranted about (poisoning) dogs to anyone at all!

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Some people are just very anxious about the human body

Speaking sorta of that, pof keeps inviting me to singles nights what's the likelihood of them NOT being full of creepy 50yr old blokes?

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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freelop posted:

You forgot again?

Hey Fraction you are invited to this weekends' goon meet.


There you go Taff

Thank you darling but alas I am busy this weekend.

I will endear to make the next goonmeet though

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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The gently caress is 'like a Jessie'?

I'm in Warrington! Traffic sucks and it's pissing down. Feels like home.

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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corn in the fridge posted:

i cant cut through the barrier of this threads insular humour

Who Are You

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Tbf if you really wanted you could probably do that with briteggs too.

Relevant sort of to paychat: was looking into getting a new (very old, very used) car (dogvehicle) yesterday. Can afford the car but I sure as poo poo can't afford the 2k/yr insurance

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Aramoro posted:

Have you considered not just driving into things all the time?

I just drove a low powered car for a few years till I had a decent no-claims, are you trying to buy some sort of rocketship?

Trying to drive a car with a value of about £600 lol. Diesel vauxhall astra estate van type thing (the one with no rear windows except the back windscreen).

I want a dogvan

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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I spent almost 11hr at work today and then got harassed all around the park by some guy who wouldn't stop talking about his musical prowess and getting sperm from his dog and about how intelligent he is and how he wants to be a musician/music teacher/music shop worker or a tiler like his dad.

I bet he hasn't raped anyone or buried them under his patio recently though!!

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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official countdown of worst places to live in UK. how the gently caress did Burnley not make the list?

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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RedLobster posted:

He tosses off his dog!?

Not yet, it's too young

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Taff you are definitely not as aware of people's facial expressions and thoughts as you claimed to be then

Vitamins posted:

poison the dog to save its suffering

Poisoned or repeatedly wanked off, hmm...

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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loving hell you guys post a lot

I don't even know what chat we are on now. Crisp chat still? I'm not a big crisp fan but can't beat a crisp butty.

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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The Big Taff Man posted:

We definately werent talking about a goonmeet this weekend that you're not invited to

I'm in Cheshire this weekend for an agility show anyway. Keep up!!!!!

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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hi friend

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Kill all dogs

Except mine, she got a ribbon for me at our first ever proper agility show and I'm v proud.

My other dog did not get any ribbons unless I missed them handing em out for 'most jumps splatted'.

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

and how fractions new job is going



job going p well ty

my lil puppy is a huge gangly monster now tho which is a bit pants

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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knee deep in clunge

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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hi friends

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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UncleBlazer posted:

Get outta here fraction. We don't love you like we did two threads ago.

:c that's cause I barely have time to post itt atm!

Goonmeet!?

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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The Big Taff Man posted:

I will always love fraction. She texts me when the thread gets closed to ask whats going on

We used to message quite often, Taff. What happened

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

whats good on netflix

I'm enjoying pretty little liars rn

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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The Big Taff Man posted:

I dont want fraction attending a goon meet where theres a chance she could die by someone else's hands

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Probably deserves it tbh

It's so muggy and gross today. Can't wait for the storm.

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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oh are we doing (slightly belated) dogpix










Solefald posted:

I think it's more that he was mocking me for having every selfie being at a slightly higher angle.

A straight face on photo is never flattering for any person tbf

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Fingerless Gloves posted:

Fraction is actually a crazy cat lady

I told you not to tell anyone about that!

BTW we need to hang out again sometime soon

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Buy a ps4 and use it as a really expensive netflix machine, corn. Like me.

(I can't loving wait for Fallout but in the meantime there hasn't been a game that's really grabbed me since Dragon Age Inquisition )

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Fingerless Gloves posted:

Why have you not played Bloodborne you seemed to really enjoy Dark Souls



I still have DS2 to get through with a friend before we can get bloodborne!

I've also got Alien and Diablo and an AssCreed gathering dust...

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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goodbye

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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corn in the fridge posted:

i cant wait to break up with the missus/kill her with a spade, finally get my ps4 and be insanely bored of fallout 4 after 5 hours

I was with ya right up until you thought Fallout would be boring????

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Real post corn man if you are saving for something and never treat yourself ever you will begrudge saving and will just become a pissy baby shitlord. Is that what you and the Mrs want!?

However: consider how much you'd actually play on the thing, and add the cost of games / PS+ to the £££ you're looking at.

It's one thing if you aren't gonna be able to get a house for another few yr, another entirely if hoping to find somewhere next yr while the ps4 gathers expensive dust

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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OK now that's out my system: back to chilli talk. I've heard some people put chocolate in chilli, and I'm on cooking duty for another agility show weekend after this so am making chilli. I wanna try the whole chocolate chilli thing beforehand and if it's good make some and smugly blow everyone's minds away. Any good recipes welcome pls ty

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Jose posted:

treat it like beef stew. soak a bunch of different dried chillies in beef stock while you brown the beef, shin works really well for this, and chop some onions/garlic/fresh chillies. fry those a bit once you've browned the beef then add it all to the pan after blending the soaking chillies and add some beer and cook it for 5 hours until all the beef shreads. some chipotle chillies in adobo sauce are great to add to. salt and pepper ofc

wet hot american summer was shite. not as bad as the first episode of unbreakable kimmy schimdt but not far off

No chocolate?

Can't stand the taste of beer so prob will have to substitute that with smthn. I always do chilli with mince am I doing it wrong?

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Weekend plans: dogsitting all weekend for a friend. I'm going to the beach tomorrow (5 dogs and 3 people in one car - meeting up with another dog & person there too), playing dark souls 2 tomorrow night, lazing around Sunday, agility training Monday most of the day, off Tuesday then agility again Tuesday night in prep for next weekend's show

All I need is some sort of futile diy project and I'm sorted for the weekend.

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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I booked tomorrow off for a cheeky 4 dat weekend and it's great. Today I scrambled up a massive hill pretty much on the Cheshire/Derbyshire border apparently.

Fraction takes over the UK one county at a time

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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The Big Taff Man posted:

Is there a goon meet at phoons that I didnt get invited to, am I the new fraction

Why is everyone going to Birmingham its poo poo.

I'm going Manchester later this month, possibly

Perhaps I should ditch the coworkers and hunt you down...

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Hello friends how has your monday been

Me i have been fixing a spreadsheet (over 1500 rows) that someone incompetent has set up. Barely made a dent in the work that is needed.

However my dog did really well at our agility show at the weekend so it's swings and roundabouts I guess!

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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Jose posted:

i took the day off work and spent the entire morning playing mgs5 now i'm drinking some beer

Pretty jealous. I'm having a cheeky can of cider.

The Big Taff Man posted:

Ive spent monday making fun of Aston (if you go back and read my posts you'll see that rather than him eating at the restaurant five guys, I made a series of posts implying he'd had sex with five guys)

Was the agility show literally swings and roundabouts

That sounds like a good and productive use of time

It was not, no. Probably a bit unsafe to have them there tbh.

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Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

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The Big Taff Man posted:

I was hoping it was Bobby P, Phoon and Bozza.

Fucks sake Ratjaculation, the only way this could get worse is if mfcrocker, Party Boat and no-one joined

Not even a mention? How far i have fallen since not having a job where I can dick around on the internet all day

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