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I hate Manchester. The girls here are weird they don't have six fingers and webbed feet like they do home in cornwall
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I think my wife caught me looking at them, but I can never be sure which way she is really looking
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Sep 24, 2016 12:14
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S'ok you probably live in a worse part. And I'm a scotsman in disguise
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Sep 24, 2016 12:17
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I haven't  just out for the week
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Sep 24, 2016 12:37
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Back on the road to Cornwall today. Apparently I'm still not allowed to drive. 7 hours of her driving is going to kill me
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Sep 25, 2016 08:54
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As an adult I can safely say I've never pissed the bed.
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Sep 25, 2016 10:15
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Yet....
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Sep 25, 2016 10:15
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I've heard of freezing expensive jeans to keep them feeling fresh and cleaning all but stains from them and not ruin them. Can't think of a reason to freeze new clothes tho
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Sep 25, 2016 10:37
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That's rather strange. But kinky
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Sep 25, 2016 10:47
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You should confront your housemate and demand to know what the deal is and why you have not been invited to play part in his sexy weird frozen swimwear games
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Sep 25, 2016 10:51
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Wig him out and replace them with a cucumber, lube, condom and print out of beginners guide to anal with a note saying "first and only warning"
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Sep 25, 2016 10:57
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Actually, forget the lube. Put a razor blade instead. Blood is the best lube
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Sep 25, 2016 10:59
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This is what happens when you take away gbs I guess
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Sep 25, 2016 11:13
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Kluliss posted:why is gbs gone anyway? Something something hillary Clinton mishandling state secrets, something awful full of government officials recruited by vile rat
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Sep 25, 2016 11:35
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I left my job managing a hotel a couple months back, it's so weird after 10 years of working weekends to have every weekend off. I can get shift faced with everyone else on a Saturday night rather than a damned wednesday
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Sep 25, 2016 13:28
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Jose posted:this will help oh my, how very saucy
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Sep 25, 2016 21:21
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Vitamins posted:i am glad gbs is back Can i still touch myself in here tho pls 
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Sep 27, 2016 22:38
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I'm soo hungover ugh. Mead wine is delicious and yet so evil
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Oct 2, 2016 13:14
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Sweetcorn on pizza is kinda growing on me
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Jul 24, 2020 23:55
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Fungi does not belong on pizza,
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Jul 24, 2020 23:58
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:In could go for a McPasty tbh Warren's seem to stuff anything they can into a pasty and deem them 'seasonal specials' Maybe I'll stuff a couple of big macs into a blender and fill up a pasty
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Jul 25, 2020 11:26
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My wife had two clients walk out of the hair salon today because they refused to wear masks and use hand sanitiser on entry.
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Jul 25, 2020 15:24
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fridge corn posted:I dont understand putting oil down on the road to do skids it makes no sense cuz obviously you would lose front grip as well and it really pathetic too!! You can do skids in a 114hp mx5 without lubricating the road surface what a bunch of cunts We just used to whack fish crates under the rear wheels and drift around carparks. Harmless fun, just difficult to get away if anyone called the police. Luckily there are like 2 coppers that cover nighttime for around 20 miles so you could get 30mins of fun without any risk of one showing up.
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Jul 28, 2020 01:05
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I'm stuck at home with the small humans. No car since the wife is at work, not that I can drive whilst I adjust to new meds anyway. Its only saying 18° here but my indoor temp is 22.5 and its for sure cooler in the house than the garden. I may actually die
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Aug 1, 2020 12:44
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Fox calls creep me out, always sound like a woman screaming.
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Aug 4, 2020 13:18
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Natalie Fartman posted:Best reality TV was The Crystal Maze OG Robot Wars was legit, best part of the weeks tv
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Aug 6, 2020 14:41
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Bobby Deluxe posted:our neighbour has reopened his airbnb hotel Punch him in the dick. Cornwall is loving chaos at the moment, I want to go to the beach and do normal daily things but I can't because the whole county is full of idiots on their staycations with their disease ridden sweaty carcasses. One of the nail salons locally has just had to close because a woman booked in to have her nails done and an hour after the appointment messages telling the technician that she had tested positive for covid two days earlier but needed to get her nails done while down here on holiday. Ridiculous
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Aug 8, 2020 23:32
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hemale in pain posted:is that true? im pretty sure that's something you could be arrested for I'm pretty sure it's 100% illegal. My wife will get me an update on Monday when she's back in work, small town and the hair and beauty industry being close knit or something. I'm at the point where I have no faith left in humanity, we are surrounded by idiots with zero common sense.
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Aug 8, 2020 23:39
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TTerrible posted:Oh my god this is enraging I just don't understand the logic behind booking and attending an appointment knowing you had tested positive for covid, yet feeling the guilt or obligation to inform the salon afterwards that they should isolate because of this. Why put someone in that position in the first place over having your nails prettied up.
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Aug 8, 2020 23:53
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NotJustANumber99 posted:ask jesus He's a little hung up on the matter
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Aug 8, 2020 23:59
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I like prawn cocktail Pringles Hell to the yes
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Aug 10, 2020 10:55
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It's bareable here today, whole town is covered by sea fog so it's nice and cool. Tried to do some exercise in the garden but the lesbians next door are gardening and I don't want to turn them straight with the sight of my impecible party 7 dad bod.
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Aug 11, 2020 12:42
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NotJustANumber99 posted:doctor who would kick harry potter's rear end Crucio
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Aug 11, 2020 13:44
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2007 was a weird year, passed my full bike license, had a horrible bike crash, got together with my now wife for the first time, broke up with her a couple months later. Got fired from an airport cafe for setting fire to my flat and getting acute carbon monoxide poisoning while drunk so couldn't come into work and was apparently a breach of my temp contract. Moved back in with my dad, had a fight with my younger brother and moved out again. Good times
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Aug 12, 2020 14:24
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2012 was a bad year, the only good thing to come out of it was getting together with my wife for the second time.
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Aug 14, 2020 11:41
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Bobby Deluxe posted:kicking her out is not an option unless the lovely wife wants to alienate her entire family. which all truth told i would not mind at all as she is the only non poo poo one out of the lot. well the cousins are ok if a little booj Family is overrated imo
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Aug 14, 2020 11:47
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I'm married, what is sex? E. 2013 the stork visited with a tiny demon child
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Aug 14, 2020 12:23
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Shameless brag , but I actually had a lot of sex in 2013, most probably why the contraceptive injection didn't do its job and we grew a womb gremlin
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Aug 14, 2020 12:30
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That or my super mutant swimmers
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The stigma around mens mental health sucks, I just had a full mental breakdown and going down the road of antidepressants for the first time.
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Aug 14, 2020 12:45
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