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Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

frogmarching a stranger away from their house party to the nearest pub

If anyone frogmarches me to a pub I swear I'll drink wine

# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 16:31

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 22:59

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

No no, that's the correct side of the country. We don't want that white stuff daaan saaaff

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 12:14

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Yes, you will feel sore, remember to drink plenty of water for the next few hours

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 19:59

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

I Vaxed the water in the carpet by the back door where the door was leaking, vacuumed the rest of the house, mucked out the chicken house, vacuumed again after wife cut her grandad's hair and the kids managed to walk hair all over the house. Ten minutes to sit down and have a coffee and then I've gotta load up the recycling and take it down to the tip. Might get myself a cheeky maccys on the way home and not tell the dragon

# ¿ Mar 3, 2024 14:50

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Probably one of those weirdos that boils ribs

# ¿ Mar 3, 2024 19:42

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Cinnacum

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 13:46

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Bought another vehicle, lady Snape is mad. Send help

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 12:36

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

i imagine making hot drinks is a pain for bar staff

Not as awful as when you get a coach drop in unannounced on a Tuesday afternoon for thirty cream teas when you are on your own

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 16:19

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

goatface posted:

Salted milk tea is a thing, if you're a nomad in central Asia.

It's ok.

Who are they kidding, it's cum isn't it

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 22:45

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Dysgenesis posted:

Seems a good name for someone who isn't me.

Mods should do the needful and rename this poster Ejaculation Journal

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 23:50

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

I just bought a coffee at the climbing gym, it's too hot to drink, 1/10

# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 11:41

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

cum

Full fat?

# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 21:00

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Bimbo isn't bread, the Spanish are wrong

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 10:20

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

Bozza posted:

the train from Reading to London is truly astronomically expensive given its half an hour

I enjoyed my time there until I didn't but that's a different story

I'm interested in storytime if you care to share the tale?

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 16:33

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 22:59

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

poo poo, that's heavy. I'm glad you are doing better now Bozza. Depression and alcohol are a bad combination.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 20:53

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