Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


Shirley Crabtree posted:

i appreciate the male form as well as the next goon when its done right but we're talking pasty old bald guys with pot bellies and flacid moobs and usually the cocks arent anything to speak of either

mate, your avatar

you've a bit of a fixation, haven't you?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


maybe it's the time of day i go at but the gym i go to is full of hawt giyz

i once saw a pierced cock

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


Creamfilled posted:

Or you can come live in Wales! You can get a six bedrom for 90,000 so long as you don't mind living in Cymmer

is that pronounced how i think it is?

(as cummer?)

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


The Big Taff Man posted:

Careful freelop. I might get my notebook out



quality drawer action, that

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


it's very girlish pengirlship imo. surprised the is aren't dotted with hearts tbh

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


The Big Taff Man posted:

Just added the word twat to both your pages

Only joking, you two dont have pages under the rule "those without a tar dont get a page"

you with your girlish writing and secret diary keeping. you sat at the girls' tables all the way through school, didn't you?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


wear funny police hat!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


hemale in pain posted:

does anyone believe those lidl adverts? i think those people are paid actors

which ones? they show different ads in different regions. the ones here go on about how local everything is and how proud they are to serve northern ireland

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


hemale in pain posted:

they have these ads were they serve people food and say "this is x brand" but then go "NO ACTUALLY ITS LIDL YOU MORON" and everyone laughs and acts surprised instead of angry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SuCpZ2CPao

ah, you must live in a posh place. NI has mostly skint people so their tactic here is the now worn out to all gently caress play on local pride. every multinational supermarket seems to do it: pretend to be a good, honest local shop with local things for local people by doing ads in hammed up regional accents and assume people will be naive/thick enough to appreciate that poo poo. i call it the Coohoolin Phenomenon

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


quorn

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


Gibberish posted:

I work with a guy from near Manchester

He blows his nose like a trumpet loudly in our tiny office, coughs and hacks phlegm and spits it into tissues, then examines it

He has jungle-like nose hair, is super fat, has hosed up teeth and walks like a duck

His only hobbies are talking about how Man U sucks and how great Man City is, and making fart jokes

He reads Viz and Garfield unironically

He refuses to say the word "lunch" because it sounds too much "like a Jessie", and when he hears sad news about someone dying he says "oh my deary, what a shame, bless him"

It's no wonder his wife divorced him because he yelled at "the telly" too much during games

He constantly repeats phrases in lower and lower volumes, like after reading a particularly rib-tickling Viz comic "that's good that... that's good that....... that's good that"

Why is it that all northern English people I have ever met are retarded? the Londoners and people from Brighton or whatever are usually fine. Even the Scots are decent.

a turbogoon

Vitamins posted:

och aye the noo ya wee jessie

one coohoolin is enough

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


ceylon tea?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


every tea but this tea:



is tea for guardian reading, sandal wearing wally woofters imo

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


cilla black is dead

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


our graham is apparently still alive

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


freelop posted:

2007 Peugeot 107



"OOH"!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


Fingerless Gloves posted:

There is an I'll looking magpie hopping about outside so I three him some rice cake through the window and he keeps looking at me either like 'is this a trap are you going to eat me' or 'rice cake are you loving serious'

I just wanted to help you, maggers

i read that first bit in the voice of officer crabtree

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


Jose posted:

i went to aldi before work to get some shopping and the woman in the queue at the till in front of me had a 2 litre bottle of cider and nothing else

when i used to work nights i'd sometimes buy a booze in the morning, and i'd always get judgemental glares and sometimes tsk-tsks

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


so like is england like part of london

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


Vitamins posted:

do you know the queen?!!!

is she like, able to just chop peoples' heads off and stuff?!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


uuuurgggh piss off, nige

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


i mostly lay around in my pants

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


i didn't involve anyone else in my sex this weekend

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


UncleBlazer posted:

angry boyfriend

sending a photo of your winky is an even better suggestion now

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


let's all send dick pics

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


Vitamins posted:

it rained a lot today but was also sunny

i also have a sore throat now, its not a v good day imo

e: now ive run out of wet hot american summer to watch

same, i went for a jog and it was sunny and nice but also pissing down

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


also of note today: when i went to the shops a lady with big hair and wearing several dresses asked me for a pound coin, and when i said i didn't have one she told me, very sternly, that she was an anglo-saxon

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


i went jogging a while ago and (i think because of the fruity shampoo i've been using) at one point i had about 6 fat bastard flies orbiting my head. i sprinted v fast with my arms flailing around my head to try to lose them. thankfully i jog in the countryside so afaik only cows witnessed this spectacle

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


and i did a little closed mouth scream tbh

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits



those seem like v british reactions to a man in a public place with liquid poo poo running down himself

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


Semprini posted:

Only because this particular limited edition hasn't returned:


i used to have bad dreams about the pink one

he tickled me

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


in Belfast Buckfast is often called "wreck the house"

Stella is often referred to as "beat the wife" :/

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


my terrible secret is that i never outgrew this:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


i like it so much i carry around a tube and sneak little tastes throughout my days

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


RIP blakey

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


boy george looks like ming the merciless now



crispix fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Aug 14, 2015

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


hi!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits



which one is fraction?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


why do so many people think doing pretend legalese is the correct way to word things they type at work. like using more words makes you a serious and important person

and everything is regarding something

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


where is the list of approved topics to discuss itt? i don't want to post incorrectly

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply