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Shirley Crabtree posted:i appreciate the male form as well as the next goon when its done right but we're talking pasty old bald guys with pot bellies and flacid moobs and usually the cocks arent anything to speak of either mate, your avatar you've a bit of a fixation, haven't you?
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 10:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 11:32 |
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maybe it's the time of day i go at but the gym i go to is full of hawt giyz i once saw a pierced cock
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 10:30 |
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Creamfilled posted:Or you can come live in Wales! You can get a six bedrom for £90,000 so long as you don't mind living in Cymmer is that pronounced how i think it is? (as cummer?)
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 23:19 |
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The Big Taff Man posted:Careful freelop. I might get my notebook out quality drawer action, that
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 10:46 |
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it's very girlish pengirlship imo. surprised the is aren't dotted with hearts tbh
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 11:39 |
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The Big Taff Man posted:Just added the word twat to both your pages you with your girlish writing and secret diary keeping. you sat at the girls' tables all the way through school, didn't you?
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 12:00 |
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wear funny police hat!
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 09:47 |
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hemale in pain posted:does anyone believe those lidl adverts? i think those people are paid actors which ones? they show different ads in different regions. the ones here go on about how local everything is and how proud they are to serve northern ireland
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 10:22 |
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hemale in pain posted:they have these ads were they serve people food and say "this is x brand" but then go "NO ACTUALLY ITS LIDL YOU MORON" and everyone laughs and acts surprised instead of angry. ah, you must live in a posh place. NI has mostly skint people so their tactic here is the now worn out to all gently caress play on local pride. every multinational supermarket seems to do it: pretend to be a good, honest local shop with local things for local people by doing ads in hammed up regional accents and assume people will be naive/thick enough to appreciate that poo poo. i call it the Coohoolin Phenomenon
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 13:00 |
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quorn
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 14:04 |
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Gibberish posted:I work with a guy from near Manchester a turbogoon Vitamins posted:och aye the noo ya wee jessie one coohoolin is enough
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 16:29 |
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ceylon tea?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 12:09 |
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every tea but this tea: is tea for guardian reading, sandal wearing wally woofters imo
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 12:15 |
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cilla black is dead
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 13:04 |
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our graham is apparently still alive
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 13:08 |
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freelop posted:2007 Peugeot 107 "OOH"!
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 12:29 |
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Fingerless Gloves posted:There is an I'll looking magpie hopping about outside so I three him some rice cake through the window and he keeps looking at me either like 'is this a trap are you going to eat me' or 'rice cake are you loving serious' i read that first bit in the voice of officer crabtree
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 13:30 |
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Jose posted:i went to aldi before work to get some shopping and the woman in the queue at the till in front of me had a 2 litre bottle of cider and nothing else when i used to work nights i'd sometimes buy a booze in the morning, and i'd always get judgemental glares and sometimes tsk-tsks
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 12:51 |
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so like is england like part of london
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 14:52 |
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Vitamins posted:do you know the queen?!!! is she like, able to just chop peoples' heads off and stuff?!
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 16:09 |
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uuuurgggh piss off, nige
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 17:27 |
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i mostly lay around in my pants
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 20:04 |
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i didn't involve anyone else in my sex this weekend
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 20:55 |
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UncleBlazer posted:angry boyfriend sending a photo of your winky is an even better suggestion now
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 21:19 |
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let's all send dick pics
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 21:37 |
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Vitamins posted:it rained a lot today but was also sunny same, i went for a jog and it was sunny and nice but also pissing down
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 00:36 |
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also of note today: when i went to the shops a lady with big hair and wearing several dresses asked me for a pound coin, and when i said i didn't have one she told me, very sternly, that she was an anglo-saxon
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 00:38 |
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i went jogging a while ago and (i think because of the fruity shampoo i've been using) at one point i had about 6 fat bastard flies orbiting my head. i sprinted v fast with my arms flailing around my head to try to lose them. thankfully i jog in the countryside so afaik only cows witnessed this spectacle
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 11:50 |
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and i did a little closed mouth scream tbh
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 11:53 |
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those seem like v british reactions to a man in a public place with liquid poo poo running down himself
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 13:44 |
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Semprini posted:Only because this particular limited edition hasn't returned: i used to have bad dreams about the pink one he tickled me
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 00:53 |
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in Belfast Buckfast is often called "wreck the house" Stella is often referred to as "beat the wife" :/
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 16:17 |
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my terrible secret is that i never outgrew this:
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 16:24 |
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i like it so much i carry around a tube and sneak little tastes throughout my days
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 16:27 |
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RIP blakey
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 12:56 |
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boy george looks like ming the merciless now crispix fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Aug 14, 2015 |
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hi!
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 12:25 |
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which one is fraction?
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 23:31 |
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why do so many people think doing pretend legalese is the correct way to word things they type at work. like using more words makes you a serious and important person and everything is regarding something
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 12:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 11:32 |
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where is the list of approved topics to discuss itt? i don't want to post incorrectly
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 14:36 |