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marks and spencer veggie percy pigs are v good imo
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Aug 17, 2015 19:46
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Ratjaculation posted:veg jelly 
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Aug 17, 2015 20:31
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i'm fond of arses and the word arse tbh
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Aug 17, 2015 21:32
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scrotal and mucus are unpleasant words imo
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Aug 17, 2015 21:38
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Jose posted:all the people in this thread without an av really should get one buy me one :bigtran: Vitamins posted:moist smegma
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Aug 17, 2015 22:00
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fridge towel is one day going to be a dragon's den wacky product back story isn't it?
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Aug 18, 2015 13:56
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also i wonder how many old people with your make of fridge have rung that helpline number to give what for about their food going off or just for a chat
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Aug 18, 2015 14:02
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Fluo posted:People keep over filling the fridge so the little hole at the back gets blocked so the bottom gets covered in water. So I've had to put the towel there to soak it up every time it floods well that's all i need to hear to plough everything i have into developing the iFrijisoak4u
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Aug 18, 2015 14:10
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(basically a draught excluder what you put in ur fridge)
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Aug 18, 2015 14:11
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Vitamins posted:ingerlund ingerlund football football ingerlund i once saw a big guy in a pub sitting by himself who chanted and cheered loudly through a whole foot-ball matchgame
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Aug 19, 2015 10:59
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about 60% of it was "gently caress 'EM UP, get stuck in, gently caress EM UP, get stuck in, gently caress EM UP, get stuck in..."
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Aug 19, 2015 11:04
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i've made the worst ever vegetable curry  halp veggie goons how do i make one that tastes of something for cheap
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Aug 20, 2015 19:26
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(not jamie oliver £10 a portion cheap, actual person who steals bogroll from work cheap)
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Aug 20, 2015 19:28
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:find an ethnic supermarket there are a couple of big Chinese supermarkets in Belfast but i found them intimidating the couple of times i went in because i'm terrible at cooking and i didn't know what i was meant to be buying. everyone else looked like they were on a mission and some of the people there had absolutely no regard for trolley etiquette - it really wasn't a place to browse around :/
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Aug 20, 2015 20:13
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JFairfax posted:how old are you crispix? why ask 
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Aug 20, 2015 20:22
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JFairfax posted:i am curious, it just surprises me that an adult might get intimidated by going shopping for basic food stuffs. i found it intimidating because it seemed to be a place for caterers, not single vegetarians on a budget and thanks for the advice, i'm sure you meant well, but tbh i'd sooner give myself a tabasco enema than put pen to paper to create a shopping list because life's loving short
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Aug 20, 2015 20:38
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JFairfax posted:lol well enjoy loving up ur veggie curries then mate. get used to the single life!! yeah go take your face for a shite imo
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Aug 20, 2015 20:46
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JFairfax posted:crispy you live in Northern Ireland, are single, vegetarian and can't even cook yourself dinner to your own satisfaction, let alone a dining partners. mate there's only room for delia smith on the condescending cookery nag scene, i don't know what you're trying to prove here
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Aug 20, 2015 20:53
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actually  if you are my old home economics teacher i'm sorry for what i did in your plants
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Aug 20, 2015 20:54
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gently caress it i'll just eat crispy pancakes and spaghetti monster shapes until i die of whatever happens to you if you only eat crispy pancakes and spaghetti monster shapes
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Aug 20, 2015 21:24
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and sometimes a jam wagon wheel for a treat
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Aug 20, 2015 21:24
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Bozza posted:I finally found the trick to making my own fajita mix taste real good - cheeky dash of soy sauce as things are simmering. You're welcome friends. this is also how to make correct cheese on toast, except when grilling, not simmering - see, i know all cookery terms. this was the peak of my culinary acumen and i happened upon it because i confused soy sauce for worcestershire sauce in someone i didn't know's house whilst blind drunk
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Aug 20, 2015 21:46
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what kind of paving is that look like some huge slabs, them
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Aug 20, 2015 23:01
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that rubbish curry i made for tea yesterday left me with horrific farts today. i feel cheated tbh
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Aug 21, 2015 18:04
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i'm going to have a big, leisurely wank then a lovely bubble bath 
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Aug 21, 2015 19:10
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Gaz2k21 posted:Another wonderful friday night in custody............actually it's been okay apart from one coked up lunatic accusing us of stealing his money and showing me his nob. was it a nice nob
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Aug 22, 2015 13:59
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not a nice nob
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Aug 22, 2015 14:20
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i'm p far north, will the storm hurt? 
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Aug 23, 2015 00:41
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i'm saving up for a deposit on a little turnip of my very own
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Aug 26, 2015 10:23
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freelop posted:What's so difficult about opening a tin and pouring the chili out? only poshos pour the contents out 
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Aug 26, 2015 13:09
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this is correct goons meeting irl etiquette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRUi1cYkiBA&t=166s
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Aug 31, 2015 14:04
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Bozza posted:I once won a pub quiz by beating a guy in a dance off. lucky guy in a dance
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Sep 1, 2015 18:22
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that was a very clumsy handjob joke
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Sep 1, 2015 18:23
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no_one posted:Got drunk today for the first time in 6 months, i hosed up :| why do you only post when you're drunk?
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Sep 1, 2015 18:33
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have you had a good 6 months, no_one?
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Sep 1, 2015 18:39
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no_one posted:it is not just alcohol, before today I hadn't had a ciggy since the end of march fs are you in a support group or anything? it's okay to have a gently caress up, just try your best not to let it turn into a habit again
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Sep 1, 2015 19:00
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you poor, mysterious bastard
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Sep 1, 2015 19:01
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Ratjaculation posted:real talk: i have a day off, its really sunny and i am currently watching fraiser. nice post, if frasier was misspelt i like when i get in-jokes
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Underground and On Benefits
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