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smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

MikeCrotch posted:

one of my cats woke me up in the middle of the night by pushing my phone off the shelf it was on onto my face

clever girl/boy

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smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

Qubee posted:

what's the quickest way to fix my sleep. been having a hard time sleeping lately and i woke up at 5pm today. was planning on just brute forcing my way to tomorrow evening and hoping it sorts itself out then. get to sleep around 8-9pm and wake up early on saturday.

got work on monday and i don't wanna be hosed for my first day.

Yeah do what you suggest, and additionally: don't drink caffine after morning. Don't drink any alcohol at all. Do some strenuous excercise each day.

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
Anadin is paracetamol with a fancy label, and if you take too much without seeking medical treatment, you will die.

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
Yr friends are right

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

Solefald posted:

I ended up going to the pub and got hammered and a fellow goon from this thread turned up and gave me lots of hugs and I feel way better now.

I'm still anxious about my mistake and it's hard to stop thinking about it BUT
I've been able to keep myself calm about it and just getting on with things. I've got a day off tomorrow so I'm gonna just chill and enjoy that as much as possible.

time will sort it out. i made a right tit of myself at work two weeks ago, and it felt like I would never stop thinking about it, but now, I couldn't care.

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
its scary to post there because you might say wrong thing

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

Cyril Sneeer posted:

can you get drunk off of hand sanitiser gel?

asking for a friebd

https://youtu.be/j5EmCKbWS6c

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
need beer rrrrrrrrrrrrrr

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
been rocking a beard since i was 19 years old and will have it until the day i die

so i dunno

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
fish fingers in pita bread with tomato sauce

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
and beer

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Psychopath-Test-Jon-Ronson/dp/0330492276

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
Yeah its a fun read. But i'm going to spoil it for you, you're not a psycopath.

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
very presidential wife

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

is this too upsetting an avatar



pls no

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
lurkers have to see the avatars too

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

omg

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

Looke posted:

lol @ the D&D thread turning on each other

dammit I went and read it and wish I hadn't

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
Schoolboy error

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
i slept in it once. would not recommend

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

Natalie Fartman posted:

I have to go to work tomorrow.

I've been mostly in my house interacting with as few people as possible for months and tomorrow I have to serve reams of the filthy unwashed for 9 hours

gently caress, man

So how bad was it?

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
there is always tripe

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

Pistol_Pete posted:

Does anyone itt ever watch broadcast tv these days? It struck me that it's literally years since I voluntarily sat down to watch something on BBC1 or whatever: how normal is that now?

Depends how old you are

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
i'm going to go rob an albanian money train. i'm sure this will go fine and have no long term consequences

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

Bobby Deluxe posted:

wrong account 99

my name is vic makey and i make questionable moral decisions while policing los angeles

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

Ewan posted:

UKMT's gone full mental since I've been away
You must have been gone a while as they’ve been calling for Stalinist purges of one thing or another for as long as I can remember

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
vote cum-snail 2021

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
Got a good feeling RE the cum-snail

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
I dream of a world without car

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
.

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
This is the bets sofn https://youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
I’ll make the app

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
Just saw my psycho ex landlord on celebrity mastermind.

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
Yeah Elizabeth. Mad as a bag of snakes

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
Daft oval office out. Baldy prick in

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
It’s good

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
If I were to guess, thicc emphasises an increased girth at the base. But I don’t use dildos that often so this is pure speculation

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
i'm vaugely optimistic

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
You could watch Songs of Praise

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smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

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