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Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


I'm actually in the 3rd best marching band in the UK, currently 7th in Europe. It's serious business.

Pls update notebook.

Edit: remarks re trains are accurate

Bozza fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Jul 28, 2015

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Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


ollie74656 posted:

UK goons I'm from north Hampshire - what national stereotype do I fall under? It's important for my sense of self-awareness.

Posh af or live on an army base.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Expanding remit to cover D&D seriousposters / GBS shitposters

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


goonmeets are cool and good. what's that? no I think my tenement patio has been recently relayed.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Ex Machina.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Jose posted:

the robot put on a wig and now he wants to gently caress it

Still not sure Domhall Gleeson is actually related to Brendan.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Ratjaculation posted:

ah didn't even think about the heathrow express. seems like the best option to prevent madness. thanks!

Get the Connect, it takes 10 mins longer time and will cost you about £10 less.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Invade Finland, bring it back into Swedish hands.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


UncleBlazer posted:

Oh Bozza, I got a job at Balfour Beatty Rail working on their gauge engineering software. Did my first day so I feel entitled to be thanked every time a train doesn't crash into a bridge/another train.

I'll be asking you questions every time our signal sighting guy wants to try and sneak signals inside the installation handbook standard then!

Contrats, is that stuff that comes off the laser train thing?

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Spent most of the day working on my fantasy football team while getting paid lots of money for it. Living the dream.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


who is the richest poster itt?

asking for a friend *hides D&D against the wall list*

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Before.

41% over, suck it poor still unironically a communist

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


How can you earn £6-700 a week and not know how to work out a loving percentage? Thatcher's Britain.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


that's a cool job. Divide your earnings by the average and multiply by 100 to get the percentage. We might have a winner though holy poo poo ^^^

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Superterranean posted:

next dumb York question: organic groceries

is there some secret hidden place where you go to get that kind of thing or do I just have to pay through the nose at M&S like a chump?

Just eat normal vegetables big man, you're in the EU now. Farmers spraying cyanide or some awful shot on crops is not a thing here.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Vitamins posted:

what are the lasers for? scanning the rails for damage or movement or something?

and the only people a laser train should be vaporising are the people that use the train to start with

Measuring the distance from the train to the nearest thing to the train like bridges and that. Also executing enemies of the railway network.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Fluo, I didn't know you'd emigrated big man, congrats!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70801726/a-semenil-pint-wellington-pub-and-brewer-create-beer-laced-with-stag-semen

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


My office has decended into a full scale rubber band arms race after I pinged 6 at once by stretching them over the end of my scale rule like a rubber band shotgun.

Taxpayers money at work right here.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Posting itt from the pub. There's hundreds of people here and one barman on. Absolute shocker, if it wasn't a work thing, I'd be loving off.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Are these people in your immediate circle of friends? If no, gently caress it off and don't panic. If yes, ignore and hope it all blows over.

I've used this pro tactic before.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Jose posted:

is that why you moved to glasgow?

No comment your honour.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


My mate is an estate agent and did his best man's speech entirely in the style of housing sales patter and it was great.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Hang on, is there a husband and wife posting combo itt!?

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Pickled Onion or nowt.

Except maybe Mini Cheddars.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


I will run round a park with you Taff, no bother. I've not been for ages due to Saturday morning hangover issues.

I am always tremendously under dressed for it, though it did give me a real sense of achievement battering past some lycra wearing types full sprint in last 200m in a pair of three strip Adidas tracky b's, Reebok classics and a Leeds United shirt circa 2006.

PB: I am not trying to hit on your missus.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

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The Big Taff Man posted:

you being a leeds fan is the one thing that pushes you down from being my favourite poster itt

https://youtu.be/owpnrxCXZJ4

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


I quite like Stick Cricket. Will check out Alphabears and the Yeti one.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Jose posted:

irn bru is poo poo

outrageous post. this is worse than those bellends posting that roast beef is the best monster munch.

Bozza fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Aug 12, 2015

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


I liked irn-bru when I lived in England. Tizer too. Also no, I am English..

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

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Jose posted:

irn bru is trash

omg mods??

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


I got unreasonably annoyed when it'd let me have some right old made up words but wouldn't let me have "butty" which is an actual loving word!

Someone post the Farage Montage... D&D posters know which one.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


I drink tea at work cos it's free.

Occasionally, I treat myself to a coffee when I get a sausage and egg roll from Greggs in the morning as it's 20p extra.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Nigel Farage posted:

Greggs.

How poor are you?

Working class boy made good bruv, and what?

Ten man Leeds making Donny Rovers look like the bunch of sister fingerers they are. Only Leeds fan in the pub but had a fair few compliments and shout outs, Glasgow loves the Leeds.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

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Nigel Farage posted:

Oh' god you northerners aren't half a plague.

Support a real team like me - Crystal Palace.

I'm not northern. Bedfordshire brap brap.

Take the point about whatsit from One Direction though.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

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I was referring to Louis not your good self Jose.


Fuuuuuuuucking penalties

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGtBithUHjg

Fucks sake man, some of the worst penalties ever.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Wouldn't think agility would be high on Fraction's agenda given her preference for ladies with arthritis.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


I find Paloma Faith absurdly attractive.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"


Fluo posted:

Have you ever heard her talk?

Yes? My normal type is posh girls but I've found that doesn't usually end well given the non-negotiable stance on Marxism. That estuary accent reminds me of the girls I got nowhere with at school, so good back up.

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Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

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JFairfax posted:



toot toot

New profile picture right here.

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