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Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

h- hello, uk thread, how are you?

# ¿ Aug 18, 2018 13:11

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:30

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

Looke posted:

Hi how are you

I'm well, thank you. Nice pup.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2018 13:22

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

hyper from Pixie Sticks posted:

Ice hockey season starts again tonight so I get be filled with hope for a while before my team screws up and is out of contention for the league by mid-November.

Who's your team?

# ¿ Aug 18, 2018 15:09

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

hyper from Pixie Sticks posted:

The Glasgow Clan.
Previously the Braehead Clan before they decided being named after a shopping centre might limit the potential size of the fanbase.

How's the celtic scene for ice hockey? I had a poke around London once but didn't see many teams.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2018 16:07

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

goatface posted:

Could be a goat.

No pretty sure it's just an ugly dog

# ¿ Aug 18, 2018 18:00

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

marino

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 07:38

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

UncleBlazer posted:

Who lives in London? I�ve accepted a job, will move in late September and have zero friends in London. Bricking it.

I used to. It's awful. You'll be fine.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 15:29

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

I have to go to London two days a week and I resent every second of it. Is this despite or because of living there for 15 years?

# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 16:47

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

i was following someone in london through some backstreets to the first of many transit interchanges on the way back to their home. It was so thick with people I thought it was a festival or an international incident or something but it was just wednesday evening.

When I first moved out to where I am now and went to the pub with someone I was a little baffled that we could just pick one and go in and have plenty of space. Every pub in London is rammed out the door every night of every week.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 17:53

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

why

# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 22:06

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

Jose posted:

Im looking at civil service jobs and they all seem to require managing a team or presenting stuff regularly

Are you a computer toucher? I touch the computers at the cabinet office.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 22:07

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

learnincurve posted:

I have to go on a rock climbing wall course so I can supervise disabled children rock climbing.

I have never done rock climbing in my life and have the noodle arms of a 5 year old, the disabled children have done this many times before.

This is going to be deeply humiliating.

top tip: do your best to hang on your skeleton rather than your arm muscles, your arms should be straight most of the time to avoid getting tired. Climb with your legs, just keep balance with your hands.

That should stop you getting shown up too bad

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 18:29

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I used to work in harlow, but live elsewhere. Leaving work was always especially enjoyable.

Same but Slough

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 18:51

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

fridge corn posted:

im going to Slough tomorrow

That's unfortunate

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 22:27

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

goatface posted:

It's pissing it down. Proper bank holiday weekend weather, just like we voted for.

Aye. I'm about to get hit with 40mph winds, too. And I'm going out with family tomorrow :suicide:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 13:21

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

There�s incel threads? In *this* forum

# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 18:59

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

Jose posted:

Post the dog

Jose that is illegal, they need to drive it there

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 17:13

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

fridge corn posted:

i got all my tiles

hah, look at this square

*holds up a tile*

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 17:17

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

freelop posted:

Where to they keep the tramadol?

In the nurse manager's locker

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 12:39

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

ThomasPaine posted:

Lol gently caress you I spent an hour looking around, decided it was a joke town, now sitting in the hotel drinking, whatever

It�s got a real big CEX, though, from what I remember.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 06:58

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Any further news on coventry?

It sank into the sea last Tuesday.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 16:25

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

Sloth Life posted:

More houses I can't afford to buy in beautiful places I cannot live.

Private woodland anyone?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-54393900.html

I would very much enjoy this house, provided it wasn't in Carlisle.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 08:03

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

Sloth Life posted:

Is there something wrong with Carlisle? Seems a nice place, small historical city.

E: if this is not the thing to post just let me know. Himself hates it when I look at houses so it's nice to have a place I can moon over things I can't afford

Too far north for me. The moment I saw "M6" in the description I was filled with dread.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 09:23

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

Vitamins posted:

the woodland house is nice but the 70s varnished pine panelling needed nuking to gently caress 40 years ago

plus it satisfies my bourgie desire for a wood burner

"needs modernisation"

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 09:50

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

This thread is so slow. Having said that I WhatsApp'd my two alleged best friends like a day ago. Nothing. Maybe it's me.

[Read]

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 23:00

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

dunno what this means? Are we mortal enemies or true and great friends?

That is the mystery of the read receipt.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 23:15

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

is that really the time oh poo poo!

I dunno what I was doing for it to get this late lol

postin on da 4rum

# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 10:09

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

top dog

# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 14:07

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

"Two point hospital" is a bit cheeky a name, imo. I've also seen some gameplay and, eh.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 19:54

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i mean it wont be hdmi quality but its better than faffing around tuning an analog channel

if quality bothers you then emulator > monitor is probably a better option

Can you do Wii emulation for N64 or is that just Gamecube?

# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 10:23

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

all computers and computer derivatives were a mistake

# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 12:16

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

weeabbo

# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 13:22

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

Sauron Sauron, Luigi Sauron, Wauron and Wauigi

# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 22:04

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

whomst among us has not hosed an orc, nay, even an ork?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 13:25

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

My Bosch multi function tool has died so I'm in a big sulk.

I guess we know one function it doesn't have.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 18:22

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

vodkat posted:

anyone got any recommendations or warnings about moving companies and storage spaces in London?

I went with Rogers Removals and they were fine if you're looking for an actual company. I used their storage but it was outside of London at that point.

There's also a man-with-van I used to move within London several times if your stuff will fit in a transit van. I can pass over his details if that's what you're after.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 18:40