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drunkill posted:How about that cricket game chaps?
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 16:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 07:37 |
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hemale in pain posted:whats everyone favourite coffee shop?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 16:13 |
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Fluo posted:open a can of surströmming inside Good advice for any building you don't live or work in, imo.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 16:08 |
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Aramoro posted:We've solved this in Scotland by saying you cannot buy alcohol before 10am. That's why we have no alcoholics anymore
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 09:47 |
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Ratjaculation posted:best man speech guidance pls Look up best man speeches on youtube, steal the jokes you think will work. Remember that everyone present wants you to succeed, try not to piss this goodwill away. Most brides will straight-up murder you if you ruin their wedding day, possibly tell her in advance what you're planning on saying so she can veto any bits involving her that her family shouldn't hear. The groom gets no such veto powers. Mock the groom, but remember this isn't a night in the pub. Frankie Boyle is very good at his act. You are not. Do not copy him. Keep it short. This allows you to make a 'speech as long as the groom lasts in bed' joke, which usually goes down well ("Like the bride!!!!1111eleventy")
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 09:29 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:why not say 'no because its loving smirnoff ice you girl' then hit them with it
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 13:10 |
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Kluliss posted:'Bros' Their songs weren't that offensive.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 13:38 |
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Aramoro posted:As far as I know Edinburgh is the fastest parkrun because it's also the easiest, even goons can do it. I think Strathclyde is fast too, it's almost entirely flat. Plus it has a loch to cool off in (don't do this) and a poo poo theme park next to it.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 22:09 |
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Bozza posted:roast beef is the best monster munch.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 22:49 |
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Fluo posted:The goon approved coffee sperg site is http://www.hasbean.co.uk/
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 19:50 |
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NaDy posted:are parkruns a particular length or do you just leg it round a field until you've decided you've earnt a big mac? 5k
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 11:39 |
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corn in the fridge posted:she thinks that if i can afford to buy a ps4 then i should be putting that money towards the deposit instead it's all very frustrating
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 06:59 |
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TEAYCHES posted:cornish is a really bad sounding word, it doesnt sound cool at all. why do they call themselves cornish?? Because 'inbred hicks' is even less appealing.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 09:51 |
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Ratjaculation posted:why are there train strikes?
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 10:58 |
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Ratjaculation posted:whats everyone up to tonight? I went to the ice hockey. It was good and Braehead won, although I have once again shredded my vocal cords.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 23:07 |
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Phoon posted:gently caress braehead, blaze forever!!!
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 09:36 |
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Phoon posted:go see a hockey game
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 16:32 |
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Party Boat posted:just seen two men eat a plate of nachos with knifes and forks
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 22:46 |
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Jose posted:the ai mod is really bad and probates people for posting hello in the chat thread
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 22:35 |
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Solefald posted:I went to Leeds for a silly metal festival and now I am dead. As opposed to a few years ago when I would have been aware of the festival but unable to attend. Decent lineup?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 22:22 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:my 360 controllers started to crap out a week before i got my ps4 That's a lot of controllers.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2015 22:13 |
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learnincurve posted:Mongrels live longer no question, but there is a downside to getting a mongrel rescue in that you don't know what the temperament will be like. --What kind of dog do you have? --A Labradoodle. --Oh, a mongrel. Cool. I will never tire of the reaction this gets. (Also West Highland Terriers are the best dogs)
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 16:15 |
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Merry Christmas, fuckers. I'm going to try and set a new record later today, by having my family go two years without a massive argument at the christmas dinner table.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 11:27 |
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freelop posted:I'd like to say it will be great to go back to work tomorrow Living in the superior part of the UK, I'm still on holiday tomorrow. I plan to spend it watching Japanese wrestling at an ungodly hour and consuming as much tea and bacon as I can.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 23:34 |
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DrWrestling69 posted:I was going for a run but it was very cold and then snowing for several hours so I went to the gym instead. I was going to go to the gym but it was very cold outside and my bed was warm so I stayed there. My plan of avoiding the cold will be undone by going to the ice hockey tonight.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 16:00 |
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Jose posted:posting about it with a cop itt is especially risky If you don't go through the self checkout and scan every item as onions then you're doing life wrong.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 23:01 |
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Hello from Swansea! Long work trips are the worst.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 09:18 |
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Jose posted:I didn't read that I read it hoping the punchline would be that the kid got hit by an asteroid or a falling dolphin or something. I chose poorly.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 23:22 |
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Bozza posted:When I was there we went to Spoons, then to The Old Hairdressers then I had to go cos some poo poo came up. I have no recollection of anything post-Spoons. My alcohol tolerance may or may not be shot to ribbons.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 22:48 |
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lenoon posted:I have found the easiest pub quiz of all time, I'm now farming it for 40quid of free drinks every monday Where is it? We keep finishing second or third and missing out on a £50 bar tab.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 22:28 |
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Bozza posted:In other news, just got tickets to the Toronto Maple Leafs for when I'm in Canada
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 14:40 |
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Bozza posted:Columbus Blue Jackets who are probably terrible because I've never even heard of them. Though if you do enjoy the hockey, you should totally come along to Braehead one Saturday. Ideally a Saturday the Clan are at home. hyper from Pixie Sticks fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Mar 11, 2016 |
# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 16:05 |
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Pedricko posted:Which one of you sent a furry convention to my market Probably Taff, so a future stairsing seems less bad in comparison.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 13:32 |
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Cost my team £50 at tonight's pub quiz with a mistake in the landmine round. Would have won by a point. Shameful.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 00:51 |
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The Big Taff Man posted:was the answer princess diana No, but the round's named after her "because she loved landmines".
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 07:18 |
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Morning. Work's closed and I'm still in bed, so this certainly is a Good Friday. Unless you're the sucker who got nailed to a cross.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 08:26 |
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Erm I think you'll find the true point of Easter is to celebrate on Sunday, when the graverobbers did their thing.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 08:50 |
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buteruc posted:Tomorrow's the Boat Race, but I can't be arsed to go down to London to watch.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2016 07:30 |
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Won the pub quiz tonight. Turns out one of the keys to victory is to get there early and choose the right table so that the team that usually has about 8 people can't all fit in and have to split up. It's a lot harder to win when you can't bring an entire loving postcode with you. Also helps if you know the answers. Which we did. £50 bar tab, so next week's food and drink is basically already paid for. A good evening.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 23:59 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 07:37 |
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Bozza posted:Got a decent performance review which is nice except due to budget cuts and government messing my pay rise will be dogshit. I may or may not be bitter because the pension / NI changes mean I actually get a pay cut from April.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 18:42 |