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-Yo mama is so ugly, I mean, relative to you. -Did you fall out of the beautiful tree and hit every branch on the way down? -[While she's eating a meal] Wow, your meal looks really beautiful, but you know what they say you are what you eat. -I spend hours and hours every day on cam model websites where I look at young naked women prance around for tokens, which means I have extremely discerning tastes when it comes to women's bodies and yours is really good to me. - You're so pretty... pretty sexually attractive that is! Post your own favorite pick up lines.
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Tiggum posted:"If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?" I've tried this one before, and they can defeat the trick by just sighing angrily, or ignoring you while walking away.
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Aug 9, 2015 21:17
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After getting them to play the 'I spy' game. "I spy something that is handsome beyond words" while looking directly at them.
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Aug 19, 2015 06:52
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Why did the moron throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of you, the beautiful women he wanted so badly to spend time with.
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Aug 21, 2015 06:12
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Does anyone have a tactful way of asking if someone will have sex with me for drugs? I actually have a lot of drugs that are good to have sex on so it's isn't a lie or anything bad
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A good pick up line is just to ask really politely "Would you please have sex with me? I would really appreciate it."
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