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B I've been waiting for a CYOA in this setting for a while now! Very excited to see where this goes. Naturally, we must be a baby.
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1b: Honour 2b: Individualism 3a: Righteousness 4b: Benevolence 5a: Force
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Aug 14, 2015 02:37
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1E: Buy a shovel, bury our father. This shovel will lead us to greatness. 2C: Thank you, but this is a thing we must do on our own.
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Aug 14, 2015 22:24
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3: Never give up, never surrender.
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Aug 17, 2015 23:01
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D Never give up, never surrender.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:13
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Perhaps a monastery would take us in, we are an orphan after all, and we just learned about chi? It would be a more traditional role towards being a Kung Fu Legend of course, and something less normal might be more fun to explore. Recommendations: Apprentice Monk. Apprentice to Wandering Scholar. Join a Gang.
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Aug 25, 2015 02:03
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Taoist Monk Apprentice, Delivery Boy, Gravedigger
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Aug 26, 2015 13:27
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1: B We don't have a name, so like everything else in our life, it must be Earned. 2: C May we live in interesting times.
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Aug 29, 2015 00:20
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Sep 9, 2015 16:14
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CG we bake the noodle as we heard the wind, digging father smiles above the Filial Child who punches chi into noodles attains perfection
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Sep 12, 2015 16:16
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Are we going to bake the best chinoodle ever? Yes.
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Sep 14, 2015 20:31
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The Filial Child Cooks Chinoodles Masterfully When he Recites Noodly Haiku
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Sep 15, 2015 17:08
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who are we to judge the will of the noodle way? we humble ourselves the grandest noodle achieved through dedication will sate chi imbalance C
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Sep 25, 2015 07:04
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C Madame Li I beg thee reconsider lest thy sons fate be dark and sinister Coddled, protected and alone his heart will shrink; small and cold never will he pursue his goals if always they are given Your love for him is grand indeed but with that love you must now see that his youth wastes upon your shores never tried and tested Across the ocean danger lies it's true but also unfettered adventure what does not kill you makes you stronger so a trip will only make him better! Its like with noodles, don't you see? Unbeaten they are stale and worthless But with a grand old pasta-meleé the noodles taste would please a goddess!
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Oct 7, 2015 22:26
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A Ba Ba don't be a black sheep. Come join us on our sweet sea trip. It's going to be awesome.
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Oct 13, 2015 17:36
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Patiently the child waits for opportunity to play his friends prank noble is the child who still respects seniority in the midst of fun Meditate now on the duality of nature Child, thy time will come. F Use this time to meditate on the nature of childhood frivolity VS adult responsibility, let the gentle waves rock you to a higher plane. Also, obviously, don't eavesdrop! Using my extra special 3xvotepower on this, because it'd feel wrong to use it on anything actually important and with two votes for B already it's easy to outvote me!
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Oct 27, 2015 21:41
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Nondevor posted:If we do this, we should probably move some distance away from the door. The mercenaries can still see us, and if we meditate right next to it, it'll look like we're eavesdropping anyway. I like this amendment. +1
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Oct 27, 2015 22:00
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Ancient Asian Rap Battles of History! Yo I'm the Filial child, got my name from a shovel, you know that means that what I'm slinging is viral! Drop-kicking your ancient defences, sending you into a spiral, of death causing your head to explode like the rest of your tired arguments, your lores boring I'm snoring You got nothing against this youths golden morning! Now listen here gramps before I get serious, one punch from my noodly arms and you'll be delirious! I was raised as an orphan whilst you live in luxury, ain't nothing more street than dyin' of poverty! I clowned fools before I was seven! Whilst you stay up locked in your room to eleven! coming out only to whine, only to dine, on the precious peddled dollars of the lives that you call swine! Better just do what i say, come what may, your life will be better that way otherwise there'll be nothing to do but pray to the Kami's or better yet to your mommies big fat purse that you used to buy you this big boat that wont even float unless you rope a dope to sending his crew of mope 'y mercenaries to protect your skin that you wont even show in the sunlight lest it's light shine so bright your corruption shows through, as we all knew it would, the moment we all laid eyes on you So you cool with this fight please sir? Or will I have to get mad? You can't send me to my dad! For being rude, tho, since he's dead. RIP. I miss you 
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Nov 4, 2015 01:26
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1: B 2: Smart. His use of fog to eliminate his enemies advantage of numbers was clever. We must ponder their deeper implications!
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Nov 21, 2015 15:24
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Mr. Prokosch posted:1. B Actually, considering this; switching my vote for 2 from Smart to Clever but Pointless. He won the battle but his rash actions (letting himself be goaded into a fight) might have lost him the war. Let us never forget what we fight for. (Even if we don't know what that is, yet.)
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Nov 24, 2015 18:00
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C - save it for something important. Maybe start an orphanage when we are old enough? Combo it with martial arts school.
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Nov 25, 2015 05:56
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Mr. Prokosch posted:G: Accept it and show it to your friends. They helped, it's no good to deceive them, and they deserve compensation BUT 2/3 of them are already super rich so why would they care about the gold? Make them an offer: they can take their share, or they can invest it with you and sometime later you'll give them a mystery box which will contain something priceless that no amount of money can buy. Actually, switching to this G from previous C. That sounds a lot more fun & like something The Filial Child might do.
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Nov 25, 2015 20:43
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1: B: Filial Child 2: Inquisitive The Filial Child has seen battle before, but not real life-or-death battle. Even the fight with Li Foils mother, however devastating, was more a bout of prowess. He will take this opportunity to observe real masters of the craft in action, trying to learn what he can of the flow of Chi and coming up with off the cuff Insult-Poetry to distract the mountain bandits.
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Nov 30, 2015 01:57
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Keep them on the move, use the fog and keep them surprised? Sounds like a job for shadow-clones. D
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Dec 2, 2015 01:45
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1: C Change it up, our style rewards unpredictability! 2: C Posing is really important. 3: C Help Dust-Maker out before the children bite it! 4: E Fight both at once using our special technique. 5: A Stall for reinforcements! 6: D All the Joss!
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Dec 6, 2015 05:19
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Slow as the Turtle Crawls Through the Mighty River The Rocks so tough the Test of Time their hardness fails to consider Slow as Noodles Bake In the Ovens Fire The Knots in Dough the Sweat of Brow break down to deliver A Man Follows Destiny Through Time and Space Lets Rock and Knot be Master But Destiny Follows a Hero This Balance averts disaster. Become the Turtle of Destiny.
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Dec 22, 2015 12:43
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At innocence end I see Baba, my friend hurt beyond reason, reposed. I look to my fellows to the girl they call snow try her pre-mature mourning console Yet my efforts are wasted my resources are spent some things are beyond my control So I go to my quarters to ponder and qualm that I can all this bloodshed digest --- Try to bake some curative 'get better soon' noodles for Baba, when opportunity presents itself.
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Jan 26, 2016 23:48
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Bake the Get-Well-Noodles like we promised to yesterday. Ask him about the place we are docked at. Where are we exactly? Is there anything I should see whilst I'm here? Is there anything I could get Baba to help him? Are there any open-classes I could attend, or wandering scholars or monks around? Where is the best Noodle-shop here? Anything I should avoid or watch out for?
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Feb 7, 2016 20:54
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A; The Filial Child keeps his promises G: Maybe we can ask a monk about the deeper meaning of chi?
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Feb 11, 2016 01:27
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Whilst I always like doing the impossible in games and defying heaven and fate, I think the Filial Child would respect Uncle Lius wishes. There is much to be learned from death, but I also think he would want to make his guardians final year the best possible. 1: C 2: A More knowledge! 3: A Tell us a story! 4: D Bizarre Scholar for sure.
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Feb 27, 2016 01:32
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1: CE Turn him into a wandering Hero! 2: DH Get him to realize the error of his ways, turn him good again! Prove those who framed you wrong. 3: F 4: Wentleys DF, why not? Leave banditry behind, become a martial artist! Its fun!
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Apr 21, 2016 22:14
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DEHIO Make a senior guard go to sleep Make another guard too lazy to intervene Make a newbie guard sympathetic to our cause and also more likely to help us with the escape, telling us where they are being kept. Finally make a Geometric Trap for when we inevitably get chased by whoever is left!
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Jun 10, 2016 14:12
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Actor Hei is the best and synergies well with our battle poetry. CJ
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Jul 4, 2016 23:02
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First Choice C: + DOUBLE VOTE ACTIVATED Putting both of my extra votes into this would feel cheap, we are all in this together after all. But a single doublevote should be fine! Second Choice: B Because magic seems pretty cool.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:53
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4, 8, 16 Expand our education into the philosophies of Mohism and Daoism, of universal care and harmony with the universe, as represented by a bowl of noodles, served piping hot.
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Jul 14, 2016 13:33
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B - But ask Baba to join us in exercising! Its more fun with a friend!
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Jul 17, 2016 07:45
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C Many oodles of noodles I've kneaded for Nood a thousand lǐ of dough for his clients though for most of my life, I've pleaded for food a beggar was I without parents though stringy and dry was the lot of my life as I toiled my fathers grave with a shovel though my destiny under heaven was one of much strife I still shared my bounty of noodle if from all my hardships but one thing I have learned with noodles as with our life earthbound all our achievements, they have to be earned so it is simple: I Do Not Do Refund.
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Aug 4, 2016 19:06
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HBar posted:E+spend a chivalrous joss. The dough is part of the performance! Any chef can make a great noodle from great dough, that's easy. But it takes talent and determination to make a great noodle from poor dough. Just like it takes talent and determination to rise from a poor beggar child to become something greater. When the cooking is done there is no more dough, only the noodle remains. Try your bowl. Has it transcended its humble origins? +1
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Aug 5, 2016 00:18
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E: Oh humble dog in forest deep, with jaws so strong, my friend you keep, and that is wrong for we only seek to race and train our bodies justly We saw you chase the nimble fox Admired from afar your strength, like ox so we followed you to learn your ways we never meant to hurt nor phase but now we fear we might lose face if you make good your threat: depantsing So please accept our apologies before I run out of analogies that we may return to our families and to prove this truce with formality: it comes with the promise of noodles as long as you let Baba say 'toodles!' *kowtow*
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1: Yes 2: C Join in with her scheming but try to steer the conversation towards a harmless prank where Baba Ba would come out looking as a hero, not the victim. The victim should be us, in part to make up for the shame we had Baba endure. 3: C There is still more to learn with Nood, and we still haven't solved the refunding customers conspiracy.
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