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Put me on the waiting list if there is room. Wanted to give this a try last year and hopefully I will get in this year.
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I'm out of town the 29th and 30th, so 5th or 6th are best for me.
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Aug 20, 2015 15:39
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I am so pumped after reading last year's thread. This is gonna be great. Now I just need to find a hilarious mask.
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Aug 24, 2015 17:05
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I'm in as Has Science Gone too Far? But, I just realized someone else has done the same joke. I'll change my name sometime after I'm done with work. Edit: I'm now in as TigerSchool Valedictorian. Hoping my instincts carry me straight to the championship! Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Aug 27, 2015 |
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Aug 27, 2015 20:54
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Marshmallow Blue posted:Hey Guys I had Beer god make beer-sheets for us this year. I'm sharing it with you all so you don't get pooped in the draft. Use the beersheets! Edit: Seriously though the points can change literally week to week. Strategy is bunk at this point.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:23
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Marshmallow Blue posted:here they are again. Thanks, I quoted the wrong post 
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Sep 2, 2015 19:57
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New Rule!!! New Rule!!! Stop Picking on the Kicking Team! They moved the PATs back and still only give them one point, that's wrong! Week 1: All PATs and Field goals no matter the distance are worth 15 points for the added distance on PATs! Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Sep 6, 2015 |
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Sep 6, 2015 01:25
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 I just used the "Optimized Lineup" @ ESPN. It bumped me from .3% chance to win, to 25% and it did this by benching drat near everyone.
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Sep 6, 2015 01:48
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gardenald posted:Man I knew I should've gone with 85 instead of 8 for my passing yards rule Agreed, my 15 point PAT and FGs are going to be a drop in the bucket this week.
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Sep 6, 2015 15:34
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Wait does that mean if our QB gets sacked we get 999 point?
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Sep 6, 2015 15:59
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JPrime posted:So do I have to drop everyone else from my team that's not in any of these spots or the bench? Bench em. We can go as high as 4 wr, RBs etc, makes sense to keep all your players just in case.
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Sep 10, 2015 17:10
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Did anyone happen to watch the Texans game today? ESPN is saying Jaelan Strong didn't play. I accept will accept my forfeit if needed.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:56
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New Rule! New Rule! God Damnit Dilfer No team may play a QB this week. I just realized all the QB changes that went down. Can I change my rule? You can't win in this league with a QB! Each passing attempt is worth -8 points. Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Sep 16, 2015 |
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Sep 16, 2015 01:57
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I just rushed to the league page and shouted gently caress because Joe Webb was already taken. God I love this league. Ninja Edit: Z. Mettenberger gonna carry me to not negative points. 
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Sep 17, 2015 22:53
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Also if I'm not mistaken, the holder for Blair Walsh on the Vikings isn't Shaun Hill it's Jeff Locke 
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Sep 17, 2015 23:15
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Marshmallow Blue posted:If you're not fixing your roster at work for calvinball. YOU (not me) have problems. Don't worry I wasn't at work, I was at home. My roommate gave me a stare and asked why I yelled. I told him and he stared more.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:22
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God damnit I forgot Marita got benched week 1 and Meet took his snaps. I though he was the place holder. Hit me with a -9736 points.
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Sep 23, 2015 03:12
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I have the Calvinball! I am late today because my Mom made me eat broccoli and broccoli is gross! I got grounded because I wouldn't eat it and couldn't use the internet! Because of my hatred for this vegetable, no one can play any player that has Green on their logos! Using this image!  No Jets / Eagles / Packers / Seahawks players this week! Edit: Also no chinese football dragons.
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Sep 24, 2015 04:46
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:there is no green on that eagles logo http://i.imgur.com/L6Ziivp.gif (Free video capture and gif converters suck for quality, but I think the point is made. That there is green on the edge of the logo.) Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Sep 24, 2015 |
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Sep 24, 2015 22:41
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Yoshifan823 posted:Bad News: I forgot to start a second QB. Better then me, I woke up in my hungover stooper, panicked and started Bradford and the Jets, violating my own Calvinball rule twice!  I am not a clever man.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:03
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New Rule! New Rule! Go to the Hot Route! Reduce WR slots from 2 to 1.
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Sep 29, 2015 15:52
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New Rule! New Rule! Huck it. Chuck it. Football! This week we reward those who can reign in the dragon. All receptions over 40 yards are worth 100 points.  All credit to Febreeze for the image.
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Oct 7, 2015 03:19
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:These rules basically cancel each other out. ESPN or at least the league we have set up does not allow QBs in the flex slot - in essence, Marshmallow Blue opened up the 2nd QB slot and Baldrash closed the 1st QB slot so everyone starts 1 QB this week. I knew that ESPN had some sort of 40 yard reception stat. Works for me, if you can't find the end zone after 40 yards. I don't want you to be on my team. 
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Oct 7, 2015 05:26
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Anubis posted:I already see one person getting smacked with a calvinball. No Thursday or Monday night players! Didn't the HC spot get reopened this week? JPrime posted:New Rule!
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Oct 9, 2015 14:52
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~10000 points from Eli Manning. God damnit. Thought I was going to claw my way to almost .500 this week.
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Oct 13, 2015 01:44
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New Rule! I don't need any instructions to know how to carry this rock! Rushing yards are 25 points each.
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Oct 14, 2015 20:31
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Well yeah he can move, but can he dance? All yardage is worth 0 points, while all TDs are with 500.
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Oct 21, 2015 19:00
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All wins and losses for all players are now worth 0 points.
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Oct 28, 2015 18:56
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New Rule New Rule! gently caress it. Were going full tilt. Add another RB slot.
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Nov 4, 2015 04:03
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New Rule New Rule! Your going the wrong way! All passing attempts, completions, and incomplete passes are worth -5 points.
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Nov 11, 2015 05:03
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New Rule! New Rule! I wish I could get away from Thanksgiving poli chat! Open a RB slot.
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Nov 26, 2015 02:12
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JPrime posted:New Rule! New Rule! New Rule! New Rule! Nice Hands, No Hands All targets catches and drops and interceptions are worth 0 points. Also bwhahah hail to the King(Maker) baby! I have until next week to post my secret tie breaker correct? Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Dec 2, 2015 |
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Dec 2, 2015 21:42
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Hail to the King!(maker) Baby! It probably won't work for Jerry Jones, but it can work, FOR YOU! This off season Jerry Jones attempted to shore up his pass rush and make his team better by signing notable piece of poo poo Greg Hardy. In doing so he demonstrated that he cares more about talent then character. This thus far has not worked out as Romo has gone down and Dallas is playing poorly and a game back in the very bad NFCE. The tie breaker this year for Calvinball will go to those with the spirit of Jerry Jones, but with the flip that this can be just the playoff push you need! The tie breaker will go to whichever team starts the most amount of QB/TE/WR/RBs that have been arrested, based on the list posted below, that are NOT currently on your team. http://www.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/arrests These players are either buried on their respective depth charts, injured, or not in the NFL. For this special tie breaker rule a player does not need to take snaps if they fulfill this tie breaker New Rule! New Rule! You have failed the system, now the system has failed you. All scoring for QB/TE/WR/RBs are worth .00000001.
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Dec 9, 2015 03:05
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Bah my probation got reset! It's suppoused to say 1.
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Dec 9, 2015 03:15
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I am really looking forward to this league again this year. If anyone is reading this and you see a spot jump in. Its a ton of fun.
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Fenrir posted:Oddly enough I never had to lean on that to get a win last year. The one time it happened was in a game I'd have won regardless because I got a billion points off punt yards -1000 point TDs was the greatest thing ever.
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