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wilfredmerriweathr posted:I had a coworker who had been with the astronomy dept for 50 years, and biked to work every day. no one cares about some dumb ol tarot card reader getting smushed
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:I had a coworker who had been with the astronomy dept for 50 years, and biked to work every day. I call bullshit. 85 years old, biking....working? bullshit
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Darth123123 posted:and that man was albert einstein and then everybody started clapping
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:What's the correct term for a group of cyclists traveling in a tightly-packed clump like that loving annoying
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why do americans hate cyclists more than anyone else? are they poo poo drivers or just dumber+fatter than everyone else? it's both
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hemale in pain posted:why do americans hate cyclists more than anyone else? are they poo poo drivers or just dumber+fatter than everyone else? it's both A concerning amount of Americans believe murder is acceptable as long as you do it from behind the wheel of a car. It's even backed up by our justice system. Just look at the number of cases where a negligent or homicidal driver runs over a pedestrian and their only punishment is a moving violation.
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they deserve ridicule and shaming, not necessarily death imo
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revmoo posted:A concerning amount of Americans believe murder is acceptable as long as you do it from behind the wheel of a car. It's even backed up by our justice system. Just look at the number of cases where a negligent or homicidal driver runs over a pedestrian and their only punishment is a moving violation. should I get punished more for what is otherwise an extremely minor accident because you decided to be on a bicycle?
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:gently caress you if you think driving your car in an unsafe manner is at all funny, you're a goddamned rear end in a top hat and you should know it. that's true tho one of my friends was driving her car and I was sitting in it and she was driving like a teenager and I said 'bro... why you gotta drive like this?' and she said 'bc it's fun!' and I decided not to get in her car anymore. THE DOG HOUSE posted:should I get punished more for what is otherwise an extremely minor accident because you decided to be on a bicycle? yeah? if you hit a pedestrian you don't get to be 'well if they were were in a car it wouldn't have been that bad.'
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edit: that joke actually made me feel bad. Sorry about your grandpa
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:should I get punished more for what is otherwise an extremely minor accident because you decided to be on a bicycle? youd have to be a retarded blind baby with no spatial awareness to hit a cyclist so you sohuld be punished yea
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:should I get punished more for what is otherwise an extremely minor accident because you decided to be on a bicycle? :this is what american people actually believe:
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hemale in pain posted:youd have to be a retarded blind baby with no spatial awareness to hit a cyclist so you sohuld be punished yea then why do any auto accidents happen
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If you're a fat gently caress like the op then you should be forced to ride a bike until you aren't fat and can breath normally.
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like, i think people should be mostly allowed to do whatever they want, but riding a bike in traffic just seems foolish to me
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Germstore posted:then why do any auto accidents happen bad driving? Novo posted:like, i think people should be mostly allowed to do whatever they want, but riding a bike in traffic just seems foolish to me that's not really dangerous getting clipped by a passing car is really unlikely. whats going to kill you is someone not looking at a junction. hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Aug 19, 2015 |
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Bicycles make you lean and give you stamina
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Fellow cyclists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlmKHbPFhU Tape the shards underneath your seat, use liberally.
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Windows 98 posted:Right in front of a cop? Probably was running from the cops to begin with and was trying to dodge them and hosed up those dudes. You seem like you have some experience hitting people with a car
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hemale in pain posted:why do americans hate cyclists more than anyone else? are they poo poo drivers or just dumber+fatter than everyone else? it's both because our bikers are narcissistic poo poo heads using roadways built for autos?
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Darth123123 posted:because our bikers are narcissistic poo poo heads using roadways built for autos? http://www.roadswerenotbuiltforcars.com/
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lolling
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What if instead of a car a planetoid(moving uhh.. mach 20) smashned into these fuckers instead?? makes you think.
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Darth123123 posted:because our bikers are narcissistic poo poo heads using roadways built for autos? nah
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lol gay
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:I had a coworker who had been with the astronomy dept for 50 years, and biked to work every day. You mean what GBS was before it got taken over by the SJW crowd there for a bit?
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Dead Gay Romans posted:ing them dead. brb, using my Vehicle to Smash into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them dead.
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Aug 19, 2015 18:32
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ppl who ride bikes are really faggy :\
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Minimalist Program posted:brb, using my Vehicle to Smash into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them dead. your mums car doesnt count as yours
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y
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Enfield posted:my uncle was killed adfter getting hit by a car on a bicycle. he gave me a necklace thing when i was a baby and i still wear it and cry ahahha and your uncle was from south africa and the necklace was a tire filled with gasoline and you wore it until adulthood and then set fire to it and thus also toyourself + your face ha ha ha hahaha 
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Minimalist Program posted:brb, using my Vehicle to Smash into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them dead. And you learned it here at somethingisawful.com thanks Richard kyanka
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hemale in pain posted:your mums car doesnt count as yours dude I am going to use my Vehicle to Smash into you at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering you dead.
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I am not afraid of you retards and anyone who tries to flame me itt, is going to get a face full of me, using my Vehicle to Smash into them at a High Rate of Speed, thus rendering them dead.
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I shall don my top hat and proceed to the general store whilst cycling on my 19th century bicycle.
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Darth123123 posted:I shall don my top hat and proceed to the general store whilst cycling on my 19th century bicycle. Do that - then guess what I am going to do to you, and what I am going to do it to you with, and what rate of speed I am going to do that.
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:ppl who ride bikes are really faggy :\ but the ones that ride fixies are ubercool.
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This thread
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My circumcised pit bull rides around on a bicycle while eating well done steaks and not tipping. Look twice, save a life.
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