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man i dunno, i really hate cyclists who break traffic laws. they're all in their cyclist human being gear going all taking up a lane, "hey i'm a vehicle, share the road" and then blow a red light. and a stop sign. or go down some impossibly windy road in the middle of the country and just create a traffic jam smack dab in nowhere. i'm not a bad person ok'
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Yeah a 0.5 horsepower flesh and bone cyclist should have the same exact rules as a 3000lb 200hp metal death machine.
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Aug 20, 2015 05:06
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Looks like a real bang up job by both dumb bicyclists and dumb truck driver
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Aug 20, 2015 05:13
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JB50 posted:Heh bicyclists: drat, gently caress ups abound
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Aug 20, 2015 08:41
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Dead Gay Romans posted:ing them dead. want to see an after picture of the front of the car
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Aug 20, 2015 08:55
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Just throw a pomegranate and some tiny metal scraps into a blender. Slather the mix on a HotWheels and boom, you got it.
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Aug 20, 2015 08:57
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Im at work now. Got here by car. And fyi, I used my Vehicle to Smash into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them dead, which made me think of this thread.
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Aug 20, 2015 09:21
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8/10 cyclists ive met, talked to and nearly been run over by on foot are basically hitler who dont give a flying gently caress about traffic, its rules, or anyone else participating in it. Mow them down, I say.
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Aug 20, 2015 09:35
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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:FYI, everybody thinks you ride a bike to work because you got DUIs Can confirm this I'm hungover every time I bike to work.
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Aug 20, 2015 10:34
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Minimalist Program posted:Im at work now. Got here by car. And fyi, I used my Vehicle to Smash into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them dead, which made me think of this thread. you are the hero this thread deserves.
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Aug 21, 2015 02:41
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I was driving to work the other day and I ran a red light and hit some fag on a bike and I died. gently caress bikers.
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look at these scum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOCj8lUTYJE they appear to be fighting for the right to be retarded and kind of militantly gently caress up and stand in the way in the middle of the road like hurr durr i've got no road sense or self preservation but instead of keeping out of the road i'm goi vug fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Aug 21, 2015 |
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Aug 21, 2015 07:13
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Just throw a pomegranate and some tiny metal scraps into a blender. uuunnnnr i want to see how hosed the car got duh. hitting all those people would gently caress that car up
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Aug 21, 2015 07:45
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From now on, I'm only ever going to open-road bike with a kitten on my shoulder or in my bike somewhere. I will break the minds of many awful people. And I'll have you on GoPro as you struggle to come to terms with it.
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Aug 22, 2015 01:20
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There was some bearded hipster chode in a black and hot pink suit riding down the shoulder on a 2-lane highway tonight and demonstrated typical rear end in a top hat bicyclist tactics. Best place to ride in a 4' wide shoulder? Rides on the white line so his left side is in the lane and slows traffic to a crawl on a 55mph highway.
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Aug 22, 2015 01:28
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Take the bus, loving cyclists Its annoying to be stuck behind a bus that's at a bus stop, but at the same time I'm thinking, "hey, there's probably at least 5-50 people in that bus, I can wait" But then I get stuck behind some fixie rear end in a top hat going 10 mph on a boulevard where the cars are going 45, probably headed to his job as a physics professor at 85 years old, who takes care of civil war veterans or whatever bullshit we are coming up with today
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Aug 22, 2015 01:31
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americans really hate sharing things
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:There was some bearded hipster chode in a black and hot pink suit riding down the shoulder on a 2-lane highway tonight and demonstrated typical rear end in a top hat bicyclist tactics. Best place to ride in a 4' wide shoulder? Rides on the white line so his left side is in the lane and slows traffic to a crawl on a 55mph highway. Aww...slow traffic? How hard for you, to have to endure a perfectly legal thing for a very short time! My prayers go out to you in your immense suffering at the hands of bicyclist tactics. and btw, he legally was allowed to leave the shoulder and occupy a full lane(depending on the state you're in). You're literally bitching about a guy who was being polite to you - a total stranger.
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Do It Once Right posted:Aww...slow traffic? How hard for you, to have to endure a perfectly legal thing for a very short time! A dude who inconveniences hundreds of people just so he can do exactly what he wants all the time and gently caress everyone else, yeah what a considerate hero. Just go to a gym like a normal person Cyclists are the hippie version of those trucks with confederate flags that have the filters removed so they can blow thick smoke at people.
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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:FYI, everybody thinks you ride a bike to work because you got DUIs this is almost entirely why I have a nice helmet and bike, riding a beater + no helmet = DUIs
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Pariah Rex posted:A dude who inconveniences hundreds of people just so he can do exactly what he wants all the time and gently caress everyone else An SUV driver? BOOOOOOOOM! Suck it. Selective quote ownage Taylor Swift Crotch-chop. Suuuuuck it. (I cannot emphasize how much I want you to suck my dick and be embarrassed about how thick and long it is compared to yours)
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Aug 22, 2015 02:56
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Do It Once Right posted:From now on, I'm only ever going to open-road bike with a kitten on my shoulder or in my bike somewhere. Do It Once Right posted:An SUV driver? Please livestream your GoPro footage so we can hear the sound a human head getting caught in a wheel well makes
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:Please livestream your GoPro footage so we can hear the sound a human head getting caught in a wheel well makes Dont worry he cant reproduce due to his lowered sperm count from his bike seat. 
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Aug 22, 2015 06:59
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Out of the loving way bicycle, I need to get home as fast as I can to deposit my virile seed into my fat wife so I can have some more kids that will grow up to be fat, weak, and maladjusted on account of I'm a lazy slob with anger issues.
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President Kucinich posted:Out of the loving way bicycle, I need to get home as fast as I can to deposit my virile seed into my fat wife so I can have some more kids that will grow up to be fat, weak, and maladjusted on account of I'm a lazy slob with anger issues. This is what bicycle havers actually believe. A bunch of fat shaming losers with good time management skills.
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Aug 22, 2015 15:16
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everyone should just ride motorcycles
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President Kucinich posted:This is what bicycle havers actually believe. A bunch of fat shaming losers with good time management skills. All people who participate in sports that require endurance rather than strength are like that. I recommend using your Vehicle to Smash into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them dead. Minimalist Program has demonstrated several times how effective this method is.
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Xaris posted:gbs is very mentally unwell for really real
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a creepy colon posted:prolly tell the bikers to get on the sidewalk it is illegal to bike on the sidewalk in many states because they consider bikes vehicles that are required to ride on the road.
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Itt: Fat goons angry at fit people
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I've seen a lot of fat bicyclists
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if u were fit and not a horrible fatty you wouldn't need to bike QED motherfucker
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Fansy posted:Itt: Fat goons angry at fit people lol I love the automatic assumption that anyone who hates on cyclist must be fat. Bitch I'm a svelte 165 and drive everywhere because this is America. If I want to work out, I go to a gym, not the loving public highway system. Also I don't cycle at the gym ether because I'm not a little babby who wants ripped thighs and noodle arms. Anyway, more on topic: Please share your stories of how you Used your Vehicle to Smash into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them Dead today. You should try to do this everyday. It is THE number one most efficient way to rid your area of cyclists. Be careful though, in the fall they know they are going to start dying off soon and tend to behave more erratically. The best time to render them dead is early spring, before they have a chance to build a hive and lay eggs. One cyclist can lay as many as 2000 eggs thus infecting the entire city.
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Dead Gay Romans posted:If I want to work out, I go to a gym, not the loving public highway system.
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Pitdragon posted:americans really hate sharing things
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*me, against cloudy grey back curtain whilst wearing a tie, speaking to the camera in a 1980s VHS dating tape* Im using my Vehicle to Slam into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus Rendering them dead.
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I like zooming past cyclists on my motorbike and pulling my pants down and yelling eat my rear end and they just look down and try to act like they are pedling harder but i know they are crying and offended and have one testicle
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