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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Stupid goddamn Voyager fans, that's why. :aatrek:

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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Everything about this looks like garbage.

Wikipedia posted:

The production team announced plans for three possible outcomes from the film: CBS picks it up for a series;

fuckin' :laffo:

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.

Entropic posted:

Are Tuvok and Bob Picardo really so hard up for cash that they need to do these crap? Or do these fans have some kind of blackmail on them?

Tuvok directed this thing. It's like when you see the last film credit on some actor's Wikipedia before reading about their suicide.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.

Entropic posted:

or how a race of thick-skulled warrior bros like the Klingons managed to invent the warp drive.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
Odo is great 90% of the time, but the other 10% is creepy "I bet vedek beriel can't change his dick's shape but I'm just gonna stalk Kira until she loves me" Odo.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
One of the original pitches for a TOS movie revival had a Christopher McQuarrie-designed Enterprise and Toshiro Mifune (!) as a Klingon enemy. :allears:

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
Speaking of guys who probably have heads in the freezer:

http://youtu.be/9Z9VSOq0nqU

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
Kids don't know poo poo. Film it anyway and watch the tumblr tears.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
I thought it was because they'd have to pay royalties to the dude who originally came up with Ro every time she appeared on DS9?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
Sisko punched Q because it was cool and good and this is a stupid argument

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
Do you think Sisko's dad made some kind of crazy space-jambalaya with poo poo from Andoria or are we talking just classic andouille here?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
"These people are disgusting loving weirdos, but hey, it puts food on the table and beer in the fridge."

- John de Lancie in 1988 & 2013

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
Where do I get these medical-sounding Oreo cookies if I live in Texas

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
The only interesting thing you could do with Worf now would be to explore his human side. Dude was orphaned at 2 or 3 years old, spent his whole adolescence in Russia, and still pretends to be this ultra-klingon who's better than humans. A Captain Worf pilot would ideally have someone call him out on this bullshit and he spends the next seven seasons watching Julia Roberts movies and drinking root beer.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
Worf's entire personality is actually based entirely on the klingon ultra-porn he was able to download as a teen.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
RIK3R

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
I can't wait for the new series to suck because I wasn't around SA when Enterprise premiered. It must have been magical. :allears:

Also I've been binging TNG for the millionth time, except now it's in HHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDDDDD. Worf's forehead cracks in every single close up and Troi is wearing clown makeup. And last night I finally reached A Day in the Life of Data's Autism.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.

Gutcruncher posted:

Voyager had an American Civil War episode

What?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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The Bible posted:

Mobster planet. A planet full of mobsters because an astronaut left a book behind.

Kirk reciting the Declaration of Independence, an exact copy down to the signatures, that just happened to be reproduced on an alien world full of Chinese people.

That time some race of women reprogrammed the Enterprise computer so it called Kirk "dear" and sulked a lot.

If any of that showed up outside of TOS, it would be regarded as the worst episode of Trek ever created.

Lizard Kirk loving Lizard Uhura would have been among the most highly regarded TOS episodes. I'm sorry, but TOS was loving awful.

Can't tell if you're from GBS or Cine-D.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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It's called mood.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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He's me.
Is the first-person Garak novel worth reading?

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

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what exactly am I looking at here

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